/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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If they shot the final scene first, then why didn't Bowie come with them? Jeffries thought it was slippery in there.

>It's slippery inside here Cooper

Yours is non-existent. I'll take my criteria over the alternative if the alternative is a vacuum of criteria. Didn't you even attempt to think about what you've offered as an alternative before posting? What are you going to tell me next? That Frost's book is cannon in a (fucking brace yourself, neckbeard) cinematic universe? Take hat shit to /lit/, kid. We're talking about cinema..

I think the thing that LYNCHED me the most is that we literally had the very final scene of the series spoiled almost two years ago, yet it didn't take away from the gravity of it at all.

Fucking pruned. BTFO!

here we go again

Palme d'Or winning director everybody

>dude this book is canon for the film/shpws were talking about
>dude this shit from the editing room floor is too even though there the auteur decided otherwise
>dude i'm replying because you said something i can't argue against but wanted your attention too because i think i'm slaying a big meanie of a dragon because you don't tolerate my stupidity
>dude i didn't move to the new thread because i'm precisely as dumb as you think i am

>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history

You have genuine, possibly chronic autism. Call for help.

no one cares what you think is or isn't canon you autistic fuck.

oh God he definitely fugged her

Lynch can't get frustrated like everyone else?

>Sheryl Lee will never, EVER cradle you in her arms as she reads you Salammbô in the native tongue

>the kids who spent the last post saying people he couldn't argue against are retarded
Hello again, children. Why are you so bad at this?

Guys did the events of the original series actually happen or not.

Obviously, because the person smarter than me will say it's not.

Yes.

>the button/hole on the jacket is roughly the same place as the FBI pin is on Coop's suit

before you come into this thread to whine, remember that you got LYNCHED and nothing will ever get unLYNCHED. lol

Yes. Otherwise you wouldn't be watching The Return.

>>dude this book is canon for the film/shpws were talking about
>>dude this shit from the editing room floor is too even though there the auteur decided otherwise
I never claimed any of this things, you retard. You are putting words in my mouth to win an argument. I said it wasn't clear because there are unique things revolving around this series. That it my entire argument, canon isn't fucking clear. Meanwhile, you're going around, acting all arrogant as if you're Lynch himself.

No they aren't canon. The Missing Pieces obviously are though. So is Frost's Book. So is Dune.

David Bowie, MJA, and Michael Ontkean decided against reprising their roles. They knew how it'd turn out.

They used to but now nothing happened or will ever happen.

>the eyes in his socket are roughly the same place as the eyes is in Cooper's skull

I'm saying pre Return they happened but since the Return they never actually did?

Imagine still posting in those generals

You missed one.

>dude i'm replying because you said something i can't argue against but wanted your attention too because i think i'm slaying a big meanie of a dragon because you don't tolerate my stupidity

Yes.

>The Missing Pieces obviously are though.

Easy, there's a rabid autist in this thread.

WHERE IS DAVID LUNCH

Original series: Great, original ideas and magnificent implementation.
The Return: Shit, unoriginal ideas and shit implementation.

>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history

>the missing pieces isn't canon but they used footage of the jefferies scene from it instead of FWWM
makes you think

Keepin' bitches in their place. Alpha Lynch.

But seriously, you probably don't want to look up
the personal histories of other Cannes winners if
this level of PC transgression triggers you.

Would anyone make a David Lynch version of this? Appreciated

Yeah, the guy pretending outtakes are canon is pretty autistic.

SOMEONE POST THE FULL BROWN LODGE PICTURE NOW.

I WANT IT.

why the fuck wouldn't they be canon that's autistic

Here you go, my friend

10 minutes

WHERE'S CUTE POSTER

So, what I want to know... after crossing over to the other world in episode 18, how exactly did Cooper know he had to look for Laura in Odessa, Texas of all places?

He cracked under Naomis Australian shitposting powers.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder's Out of Sand proved Vedderposters right. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>doesn't realize things can be added to canon or removed from it
What college did you go to? Was it, heh, IVY LEAGUE? LOL

I am here but I am only one of us

Actually Michael Ontkean was happy and eager to return to Twin Peaks, the widely loved cult classic show. He didn't say 'no thanks' until he found out it wasn't going to be Twin Peaks, but rather an 18 hour version of Fire Walk With Me.

Is this real?

God /tpg/ has truly gone to hell

I don't know. Was it featured in the canon film The Missing Pieces?

There have been more than one CUTEposter for a really long time, user

first time posting here hi

guys what was the discord for planning our anti-TP:TR raids?

No. But it's canon because Lynch produced it in relation to the universe of twin peaks.

You aren't worth arguing with because all your argument consists on "I'M RIGHT, & YOU'RE WRONG!"
You're like Danny Devito from fucking Matilda

Talking about "cinema" in a general about a fucking tv show is beyond retarded. If Mark Frost and David Lynch create something regarding Twin Peaks, then it's canon. They're the writers and sometime-directors of the entire fucking franchise.

Your argument is "not all x is x except the x I like" and that's neckbeard bullshit, so take your /r9k/ faggotry, and stick it back up your cunt.

>people live in a world where they believe this isn't canon

YES but the fact that they have diminished, alongside the fact David lunch is MIA, jumping frenlo and the various others aren't around. Did we end up in a different timeline?

Just post a picture of Eddie Vedder and people rage.

*consists of

Maybe
It would explain quite a lot of things

>dude you're not worth arguing with
Awesome argument. No wonder all the girls get wet when they see your giant noggin lumbering into view.

avatarfagging is against global rules.

They're cuteposters not avatarfags you fucking weeb

I am always here, just not always posting pictures of Sheryl Lee.

My dharma is Sheryl. Your dharma is...

Reminder that this is essentially a Rick and Morty thread for self proclaimed intellectuals.

I didn't quite catch what that older model car was in the last episode. Was it a Dodge Dart or something?

It's clear as day. He fugged every prime female in Twin Peaks except Heather Graham. Which is supposedly why she was written out of the show and why he didn't let her participate in The Return even though she said she'd like to.

Does she have freckles? Some pictures like this look like it. CUTE

More like art fags and roleplayers

what bearing did the arm have, if any, on the overall story? seasons 1, 2 and fwwm made him seem like a centrally important and powerful spirit, but apart from just appearing a few times throughout he didn't seem to have any impact on the events or story of the series.

what did he mean by NONE-EXIST-ENCE?

With good reason, t b h. This shit wasn't Twin Peaks at all, it was Lynch just jerking himself off while "trolling" the fanbase.

...

nope. Art fags know this show is not art

Check this out:

I created a samefag discussion intended to mock your side of the argument. It was easy because your end of the argument is fucking dumb. I've been typing this in the voice of Gordon Cole the entire time, bitch.

Honestly the most eventful moment was when his dark yellow/black doppelganger chased Dale. I wish we knew more about that fucker.

Are we going to create /tpg/ until season 4 or movie suddenly appears? Like 25 years more of /tpg/ ?

Im fine with that.

Is cuteposting the longest lasting /tpg/ meme? Shit like Croatia and MISSOULAposting has come and gone but from what I can remember cuteposting has been pretty consistant since the first few weeks.

I saw some user say it's /tpg/'s familar and I'm thinking that's true.

Pro tip: most art fags are shit

Yep

Hahaha severely
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Yes but they got erased/re-written after Cooper prevent's Laura's death

>identifying posters by what they post
>the same image or collection of images, over and over again

So what is it?

We live in a dream, and now you're stuck here.

>that long scene with the hooker in Gordon Cole's hotel room
>the character of Tammy
>Monica Belucci dream
>[I'm not soft] where it counts"
>this video of Lynch putting panties in his mouth
youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

Lynch really is obsessed with sex, isn't he. I met those accusations made by the midget are true after all.

>what did he mean
it was his doppelganger who said that, i think it was very frustrated as it was aware that cooper was intending to leave to fix things

as for phillip gerard taking his important role, it's pretty obvious for me, mja didn't come back, so essentialy all his scenes were given to al strobel

Most disappointing evolution since Dragonite, honestly.

>i don't know what the word cinema means, yet i pretend i belong on this board :^)

Postkino.

>ep8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ep17-18!!!!!!!
yaaaaaawn. You really think this is some avant-garde arthouse shit right?

Reminder that Wally Brando doesn't exist in the new timeline because Andy and Lucy never got together during the Palmer murder investigation (because there was no murder investigation). Which might explain his bizarre speech about his shadow.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Possibly, but to be fair BOTSWANA and I'm HUNGRY posts still kick around. I'd say David Lunch but he seems to be dead. I'd say LYNCHED is number one.

Recommend something.

FWWM isn't canon because it's a film. Only the original series and The Return are canon because they're television shows.

Lynch is unironically a sociopath. Sex and lust are some of the only feelings he can relate to humanity through.

No. Jeffries/Judyposting was a meme before The Return was even announced. Cuteposters are bandwagoners.