This is the sexy new Lara Croft

This is the sexy new Lara Croft.

they stopped making lara sexy in the new games, or at least gave her "normal" breasts. At least she's fit as fuck judging from those pics of her abs.

stick >> thicc

And?

great jawline desu

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DFC>cowtits
and DFC fits the character more
not a fan of Alicia getting the part though

>can relate

In these turbulent times, it's only fitting to turn Lara Croft into a black male to appease minorities and gender sensitive people.

Leroy Croft

what a missed opportunity.

Don't ever fucking reply to me with your braindead stale memeshit, faggot.

i've always wondered why fridges in particular have good faces

obsessed poltard go back

She couldn't get out of bed without huffing and puffing like a steam engine, are you kidding?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>I was born after 1995 and I'm not afraid to show it!

I unironically find her very very good looking

>KEK
>Look a woman, thinking she can draw a bow and act and shit
>She looks like a kitchen electrical appliance
>Jews
>Bet her assistant will be black or something because SJW

Fuckin' children

Do you have a source for this? Because when I've been in bed with her her breathing was great.

fassbender and jim carrey confirmed for shallow cunts since all they ever go for are literal 10 out of 10s

You shouldn't use the word "faggot" in a derogatory fashion you bigot!

I co-developed a scale for rating women. There are three parameters for rating the overall quality - face, tits, arse. From what I've observed, the best you can hope for is a 2/3. 3/3s are extremely rare. However, in a 2/3, face should always have the highest priority, unless the tits and arse are top-notch.

>that fucking manjaw
never post that tranny again

I thought school started back? you off sick today, champ?

>no large tits
>not british
>not excited by stealing savages priceless artifacts to store in your secret trophy room
>not flirty with men

Why even cast her? Might as well have made her a black man it's so innacurate

imagine her being an irl futa tho.

>If she deosnt have hueg tits i dont wanna watch :qq
She looks fine. /redditv/ please leave, you have to be 18 or over to visit this hellhole

>current year
>still thinks people don't have access to the internet outside of their homes
wew you're a smart one aren't you.

thanks for admitting youre in school and underage.

she looks like shit, she is a stick

If you were over 18 you would want big tits stupid underage faggot. Only people under the age of 25 who don't remember the real Laura Croft would make a faggy post like this.

Interesting mental gymnastics famalam. If you can deduce all that from Have a crack at me.

>famalam
confirmed underage. I bet youre a drumpf fan as well lmao

Why is Lara Flat and has a fridge body nowadays?

>drumpf
At least now we know where you're coming from.

because super fit women who jump and run all day don't have cow tits

>see Lara thread
>no musclefags
What's happening here?

>he is a confirmed drumpf fan
lmao drumfykins retard. definitely in school

Why the fuck not and who the fuck wants to see a fridge as Lara?

>Dyelicia Sticcander

>Even nu-lara has D cups.
>Actress is an A
are boobs illegal now?

>Literally the body of a 16 year old boy

I got you fampai

Well at least we deflected this thread from being worthless pol lite into "who's the youngest"

I'm 12

Yea compare to this m8

British women have cow tits whether they're fat or fit.

In all seriousness Lara should be THICC

name?

Get a load of this samefag shitposter

let's get real here, she'll probably be the only good thing in this shit movie

damn, she's got nice pecs

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Holy shit sauce?

Lads, didn't you know that having a sexy tomb raiding big titty bitch is now sexism? Men aren't allowed to enjoy attractive women, we need to accept either fridge or whale looking women as our overlords.

I want to die.

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Checked.

Thanks (((Hollywood)))

WHO

those hips are man hips

boo
cute face but not sexy enough imo

Don't mind the new Lara in the games, got a great ass, lean and has perky tits plus the best face yet.
Just wished you could unlock the signature booty shorts

goddess

PLANCC

>a bow
So it's gonna be Hunger Games starring a twink.

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>he likes muscular """women""""

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They couldn't have given her a padded bra?

t. Dan Schneider

Holy shit is this real? Maybe just a bad angle? What the fuck? Her body is fucking proportioned so weird. It looks really bad. Shame, she has a really cute face.

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They didn't want to upset the chestlets in the audience

Looks like star wars.

that looks anorexic with big tits :S

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Tits are mainly fat, as women lose weight and gain muscle their breasts shrink slightly. Women with smaller breasts are more likely to be athletic when they're young because it is less of a bother to run and jump etc without these flesh bags flopping around every which way. If they gain habits when they're young they probably keep them into adulthood.
As for ass, she just needs to do some squats for 6-8 months and she'll have a great ass.

>you are either into muscular """"woman"""" or children

Try again. Women who are built like men are not attractive.

Most Hollywood franchises look the same. That orange and blue video went around for a while I think.

t. beta dyel

>Fassbender gave up a life of fucking black women for this

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>unironically finding """""women""""" with the body of a man attractive

Wow. I bet you fantasize about her carrying you to bed so she can fuck you in the ass with her massive cock sized clit

Big clits are hot.
Muscles? Meh.

>being this jelly of girlgains
lift moar

Fugg

...at least they didn't hire a fat actress?

You on the right.

But the tits...

It'll be like Star Wars.
In the first episode they cast a twink as MC.
In the sequel they will also cast a fat POC girl.

At least Nu Lara is cute. That bitch Vikander is fucking ugly.

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But who the fuck cares about abs? Should be flat alright, but only fags want bricked woman abs. She should've waist, ass and tits,though, but she fails on these important parts.

Even Chloe Moretz is bigger than that

>memegenerator
Hello plebbit

>>not excited by stealing savages priceless artifacts to store in your secret trophy room
>>not flirty with men
Lara hasn't been like this in ages

Never understood why women with non-existent tits even bother to wear bras.

What do you expect? The movie's probably trying to emulate the new games where they actually try to make Lara more relatable and having an actual character arc.

Jealous? What are you talking about? I'm just not attracted to manly features, unlike yourself...

>he fell for the all fit women are trannies meme