CHENEY?

CHENEY?

Look how happy he is its contagious

I am gonna enhanced interrogate your lights.

Go fuck yourself!

The eyebrows make more of a difference than the fat. Why are his eyebrows like that?

what the fuck is a cheney?

Sup Forums's uncle.

CHESNEY?

Cool it with the three course meals at Dorsia, Bateman.

thats a big guy

This is deeply offensive. Why can't a skinny actor play a plus-sized person? It's body negativity like this that leads people to commit suicide over their body image

He is.

he's taking jobs from fat people

i think the academy awards should (((mistakenly))) announce him as the winner and then interrupt 5 min later to say the real winner was the movie about the fat muslim and conveniently set up photo-ops and MSM coverage

>the movie about the fat muslim

What movie would that be?

DUDE IM REAL SKINNY LMAO
DUDE IM REAL FAT NOW LMAO
DUDE IM MUSCULAR NOW LMAO
DUDE I LOOK LIEK A JUN KIE NOW LMAO
ffs enough already who cares

idk but it will be independent and the poster with have about 8 or 9 gold wreaths with quotes inside them

name exactly 22 movies about fat muslims

Dick Cheney? He certainly has the face.

Is the real POTUS 43 getting a biopic?

>sam rockwell as george w.bush

bomb incoming

>(((GROUNDBREAKING)))
>(((FIRST OF ITS KIND)))
>(((10 OUT OF 10)))

t. Jealous Fattie who can't be bothered to lose any weight so gripes about those who work hard to gain and lose weight on a Taiwanese haberdashery chatroom.

that's not movies

where the fuck are his eyebrows?

BIG GUY
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Just look at him, He fucking loves when he hast to play a chubby guy and a muscular fighter

dyed

why did they shop his arm in the right pic out of the frame?

If he keeps on like that he will be able to play Norm MacDonald in the inevitable biopic

For god's sake can't you guys leave him alone for one day. Has everyone forgotten he played in American Hustle.

And one year later came Exodus where he was perfectly skinny again. Not sure how healthy it is, but this guy can shapeshift into whatever he wants. So it's really not that big of a deal.

God that movie was such shit.

tbf i can lose about 15 kilos of fat in 3 months with keto and intermitant fasting and that's without the private chefs and personal trainers

brits must get real tired of playing americans

You can do that by doing intense manual labour.

Retard. It's
HALIBURTON?

there's no one else to do it

i'll keep that in mind jorge

>Female actress will never transform themselves like based bale
> H-hey why is he being paid more?

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Well done

>DUDE I'M A 7/10 ACTOR BUT PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M 9.9/10 IF I GET FAT THEN GET FIT AGAIN LMAO

waste of trip dubs, pathetic.

>DUDE I'M A 7/10 ACTOR
>end your suffering

DUDE I JUDGE POSTS ON A SUBREDDIT ABOUT LE TEEVEE AND CARE ABOUT POST NUMBERS LMAO

He will win an Oscar for this

He was 9/10 in AP. Just good in everything else. He's no Gandolfini, O'Toole, etc. Now you might wanna kys you'reself, bud

butthurt the goatest of goats gets to fuck bitches swole as fuck then eat 5 hamburgers and ice cream daily just as part of his job in the same year

I know he has personal trainer and all but this much shape shifting gotta take toll on his body Right?

FAT MAN.

He's the hero Sup Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

imagine his skin after all that shifting weight

DUBLERONES HERE WITNESS CHECKLEM

Amazing how he's such a good actor, but gets into such shitty roles. Guess he just really likes acting.

he likes DUBLERS.

Mediocre

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True. He played in a couple really good movies, but it's been a few years since he did anything really interesting. I hope Hostiles doesn't disappoint.

its real huh, I thought that just meme

How old are you?

DABLERAIN

this thread is a dubs festival

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He's still been getting roles for over a decade, tom hardy was doing this shit too for garbage roles and it started paying off with people recognizing the effort he puts in

This is a big thread ^

I heard he already has some health issues.

What's the best strategy, though? Being put in shitty roles and working your ass off to be recognized as a good actor in bad movies, or doing like DDL and picking only roles you trust the most?

Lets see Karl Rove's dubs

Who the fuck wants to see a movie about dick cheney? Does bale just take every role he's offered

You fuck, you were supposed to write “For you” not he is. But bale is based, I like that guy very much and as soon as he is done with this movie,he's gonna be fit as a fiddle again.

Getting dubz gets you the best rolls.

Like?

He's going die soon from all the yo yo weight he does for his roles.

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You gotta stay relevant, bale wouldn't have reaped that batman cash in if he did nothing since american psycho. Maybe there's a limit though like Ron Perlmen where your working straight to DVD movies. Woody Harelson has the best balance I've seen on this

CHECKNEY

>the size of tangerine.

Isn't Rockwell generally respected as a good actor? Am I missing something?

43

>most a woman has done for a role is get a haircut
this is why men get paid more

Except that's not true. Check out Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones. Anyway, chicks need to be skinny 95% of the time in Hollywood movies no matter the role.

he's double his size at least

Why is it that Cheney was like the least heard VP since Quayle during his tenure and has since virtually disappeared after office?

>Gandolfini, O'Toole
how the fuck could you utter those two names if if they are even remotely similar in quality? Bale blows Gandolfini out of the water

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAR??! YOU AND ME MATE WE'RE DONE PROFESSIONALLY

Imagine being paid millions to just eat gourmet meals all day. Then after that get paid millions to work it all of and get into amazing shape.

trip dubs?
kys

the fat albert revival where da y pipo is keepin himz down so he joins the nation of islam

>tfw you will never have as much dedication and discipline as bale

Newfaggicus dickslurpicus

I laughed.

rip

How about he just tries "acting" instead of this gimmicky bullshit

DADDY

Why does Dick Cheney need a biopic and why Christian Bale to play as him?

That's literally what he is doing, acting, changing his appearance for a role

Are you fucking retarded

it's amusing you think that's acting

That's how Jared Leto acts.
Remember he got all far for that movie no one saw.

How does he do it Sup Forums? Even with steroids

Christian... easy on the doubles

thys guy will be dead before he's 60

already exists

it's fuckin easy to gain or lose weight once you crack it
I used to hustle diet pools until they banned me