What are some movies that capture this feeling?
>ywn be American
>ywn do pledge allegiance to the star spangled banner everyday at school
>ywn not miss out on teenage love
>ywn be part of your school's football team
>ywn get your driver's license at 16 and get an old gas guzzling pickup truck from your summer job savings
>ywn ask out Stacy to go to homecoming dance with you
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>ywn not miss out on teenage love
Not as big of a deal as some of you fags make it out to be but it still hurts
American pie?
Ferris buellers day off
The Spectacular Now
>Ferris buellers day off
One of my favourite films
Remember the Titans
Some tips to get over it or anything else:
>only look forward, never look back. only take the lessons from your mistakes with you.
>realize that of your peers who did get to experience "teen love" or anything else you missed out on, it's over for them just like it never happened for you. both are equivalent now, the only difference being fading memories
>and if all else fails and you really are fucked both in the past and in the future, realize that even the happiest, luckiest people are going to be old and gray and then dead before they know it, and literally no one wins in the end.
That is the biggest deal that is biggest it shapes you for life. Having a gf as a teen and regularly having sex makes you better at it and it also increases your social status. You can look like Chris Pratt but if you never had a girlfriend or are sexually inexperienced,you are gonna have a bad time.
Starship Troopers you rootless fag.
I don't know the hormones are what make it extra crazy and it's a crazy feeling and I still remember my first hs love shit
>loser in freshmen-junior
>use to being alone
>emo latina bitch always wearing black with a big nice ass behind me
>starts rubbing my shoulders during class get irritated because autism and no girl touching me ever tell her to stop
>she doesn't so turn around and no reason at all put my hand on her thigh and push it up to her vag
>she freaks and pushes my hand away but gets super red
>next day walking ot class she bumps into me and puts her arm around mine and says she doesn't want to go to class today and to skip with her, her parents aren't home and we'll just come back when school finishes since she lives close by
>she steals one of my books so have to follow her to get it back
>room is all black and full of posters she puts on anime and lays on her bed while I lay on her floor
>starts being super pushy, hitting my shoulder and shit like that
>push her back and she falls on the bed , she gets angry and we start fighting
>she starts yanking my hair so I yank hers back, out of nowhere she lets go of my hair and my head flies forward slamming into her chest and we fall onto her bed ...realize where my face is with her panting
I shit you not thinking with your dick is a real thing. I don't remember shit or why I yanked her shirt down but no lie before I even saw her tits I was already dry humping the shit out of her on the bed. I took 4 years of no girl contact in high school out on her to the point my ass hurt the following day from jizzing so hard in that condom that I bought months at a 50cent truck stop thing weeks ago just to fap into it to feel it
Looking like Chris Pratt automatically increases your social status to the maximum, and anything you do/are will be interpreted in a positive way, including being a virgin.
>girl finds out ugly guy is virgin
ewwww
>girl finds out chris pratt is a virgin
omg that's so cute xD i bet his family is religious!
I'm not sure where you got this delusion but it's completely wrong.
how do you deal with the crushing loneliness, Sup Forums?
I am not trying to start shit here,but you are more delusional than I am. Looking like Chris Pratt and being a virgin would make people think you are weird to the max.
>ywn get your driver's license at 16
only thing I regret. Had to ride the bus
No, they won't, you're ignorant as fuck and have no idea what you're talking about.
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>American high school movie
>School is split into cliques of "goths", "preppies", "jocks", "nerds" etc instead of just "normal kids" and "spergs".
>they drink out of red cups during the house party scene
>it shapes you for life
Only if you're beta enough to let if shape you.
>kissless hugless virgin in highschool
>start undergrad degree
>this time it's gonna be different
>finish undergrad still a kissless hugless virgin
>starting masters in a couple weeks
I don't think it's going to be different anymore. Why am I different?
This. All you need is whiskey,some cigars and a nice suit. Be a man! Learn to shave with a straight razor!
Do high schools nowadays even HAVE cliques anymore? It's like everyone is just the same on social media and now even the nerd will have the hot whore on his social media just because she wants more attention
Back then if you wanted the whore with fat titties that had to wear multiple sports bras to suck you off you had to at least try and get to a party where she was at
People give Tim Teboq shit for being a virgin all the time
Wait, so I'm confused here, did you fuck her or just jack off into a condom later?
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>Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge.
you're acting like Chris Pratt seen as anything but a loser in his youth. He only got fit and famous recently.
Look nice, go to the gym, put some cologne on and shower and get some nice clothes, then hit a bar and look for any women sitting alone or in a relatively small group. Boom, done.
i bought the condom cause i never put it on and was afraid if I ever had sex the girl would laugh that I didn't know how to use one. I bought two and used one to feel how it felt during fapping, then just kept the other in my wallet for no reason other than it shown in movies that's where you keep it
They missed 10000 hours of video games and movies
>Look nice
I'm ugly.
Normie masterrace, went to parties all throughout highschool and lost my virginity to my gf at 15 while drunk at a pool party at her house. If you missed out then there's nothing you can do, you can't get wasted time back
it's the tightest pussy you'll get in your life legally
user, with a good haircut, some skin products, proper care of their face, any guy can pass for a 6/10.
If you're extremely desperate, there's always the gay option.
Actually,he was always alpha,he got fat when he became an actor. But then again,he probably wasn't a virgin in his 20s
No they can't and 6/10 is nowhere near enough for a happy/satisfying life anyway
Normies binge watch Netflix though.
I still want film recommendations ITT.
>You will never be disillusional enough to fall for romanticized TV cliches
Feels good not being an idiot.
america is the land of fags and more fags
don't romanticize it because there is nothing left worth saving here
I comfort eat and try to sleep as much as possible.
it is for women. An if you're that hellbent to make your life revolve around women then just go buy "escorts," on backpages . After awhile you'll get the regular discount for her and to spice things up ask her to bring a friend so you're safe from police
>some skin products, hairproducts, face product
Someone fell right into the hands of commercialized companies. How does it feel being a puppet making the 1% richer by the the seconds? I bet you think you actually need shampoo to clean your hair, you mental gypsy.
i never sleep because sleep is the cousin of death
I eat too much. Glad I live with my family though. They can get on my nerves but my house is never lonely.
Not underage, just too poor to move out.
user with that attitude they won't and trust me, women have much lower standards than you think, it's the /r9k/ machine on this site that convinces guys you have to be a 10/10 chad to even think of banging a girl and thus lowers testosterone, sex drive, etc. A deadly cycle.
I've seen 4s walk away from parties with reasonably attractive girls hanging off them. You'll be fine, my man, just get out there.
I never sleep because I wouldn't want to miss my death.
Why does this image trigger virgins so much?
stuff like that doesnt seem in the realm of possibility to us, its not real
does bj, eating her out, and sticking the tip in count as losing it?
pretty cool story, I'm hard, post nudes.
will tell you my "high school" sex.
>always had shit life
>live in my own place alone at 16
>lots of girls and boys come round to chill and get trashed
>girl comes round
>gets drunk
>she asks if she can stay
>I say if you give me a blowjob
>she says ok
>I get a blowie and fuck her after
that's me loosing my virginity
I did have a child hood love before that, and a real love shortly after that.
Love is overrated, amount of sex is all that matters.
>sticking the tip in
How does that even happen? I was just trying it out on my fleshlight and I couldn't help myself from shoving at all in
>always had shit life
>live in my own place alone at 16
I said a satisfying life, not a life where you can get a girl. Life isn't satisfying unless you're 8/10+. Who gives a shit if you can get a girl through hard work, that in itself is degrading and emasculating. Then if you do strike gold and find a satisfying relationship you have to worry forever about losing it and not being able to find another. Problems like these don't exist for the privileged few.
>Love is overrated, amount of sex is all that matters.
U in London?
Fleshlight won't punch you in the dick for shoving it in when it's not ready.
no, britbong though
this
no matter how bad it ended or how much it hurts, that just made everything worth it
you can't get a fleshlight accidentally pregnant either. I think drunk me was watching out for myself
>she didn't beg him to shove it in
You're doing it wrong, m8
Doesn't seem to be true ion my experience, the tightest girl I ever fucked was 27 at the time. Tight to the point where I was questioning if I was in the wrong spot, could barely even get it in.
everybody wants some by linklater
watch dazed and confused first though
>user, with a good haircut, some skin products, proper care of their face
>balding
>got terrible psoriasis
>got divergent squint, lazy eye
Skitzo too
I'm fucked. Still I was fucking before it all went wrong
Varsity blues
Detroit rock city.
Nigga you said you were a virgin still coming out of undergrad, I'm trying to give you tips so that you don't remain that way. After you have sex the first time it's much easier to get it down the line. If you want a satisfying life get into a job that pays a 7 figure salary a year, women are only secondary after that.
>degrading and emasculating
>only a chosen few are privileged
And this is why you are a virgin my dude. Stop worrying about hypothetical people and whether or not work is 'emasculating' and just go fuck women. It's not hard.
>i never sleep because sleep is the cousin of death
nas ny state of mind
Literally nobody would dare to give you shit if you're a big guy, only your closest friends or family. That user is right, looks is everything and you are delusional if you think it isn't.
>balding
Just accept it and move on, or better yet shave your head. Women don't like balding guys but they don't seem to mind bald guys.
>psoriasis
I know you've heard it already, but just keep trying to get rid of it.
>divergent squint and lazy eye
Shouldnt be a big problem but if it bothers you start wearing shades.
>schizo
Yikes. Well, if it's not severe and you're looking for just sex, just keep it under wraps and you should be okay.
>not a virgin
Yeah, no reason to give up now just because your body doesn't like you
Your problem isn't your face, it's your brain. Seek help.
I'm not a virgin though, I'm not whoever you think you're responding to. I'm just saying if you have to "convince" someone to sleep with you, that's degrading and worse than being alone forever.
What's wrong with my brain if I'm not satisfied with mediocrity? I'll admit I'm not exactly following the herd of delusional optimism and motivational quotes, but there's nothing logically flawed about it. Being dead is better than being average.
Ok, thought you were >convince someone to sleep with you
Dude I've bedded almost a hundred women through a variety of methods and meetups, ugly chicks, hot chicks, skinny chicks, nerdy chicks, cheerleaders, older women, I didn't 'convince' any of them to sleep with me, I made it clear I wanted to fuck em and they either reciprocated or wanted to fuck me too. People like people who are straightforward and confident and like to comply with their wishes. And even if you do count that as 'convincing' them, it's a hell of a lot better than being alone, as I was up until freshman year of undergrad
Life got continually down for me user but I appreciate the positivity.
make my life brief
>21 got terrible full body psoriasis
skin issue is still there but not full body like when I first got it
>started going bold mid 20s
>always had eye problem but wasn't much of an issue until late 20's where I had to have an operation
in fact some girls saw it as cute
>got skitzo late 20's
After that I have become socially reclusive and a NEET.
teens I had an ok amount of fucking, not alpha but not beta.
20's after the skin issue was a big drought but still get laid occasionally and met a lot of really nice woman I had nice relationships with.
Now im early 30s, with the combing issues, especially the social issue I'm on a 1 year drought atm, with a 2 year drought before that.
Last gf was 3 years ago, and I would have been settling down with her if it wasn't for my social and financial issues.
Still in all of this, I'm not a beta, ik at some point, if and when my luck changes I will be able to at least make myself appear normal (job, car, lift weights ect) and find at least 1 decent girl to settle with, even if I have to go to my past to find a girl.
Just these issues take time to run it's course
>full body psoriasis
I have psoriasis too user, though a relatively small amount on my back. What fucked me up was being diagnosed with Vitiligo. Having a messed up body really fucks with your life.
the problem with being hung up on being a virgin is you make it sound like everything will be fine after
in reality it's just the first of a million worries that make you feel like shit in life
like when you just reached the next elo in your shitty matchmaking game and suddenly you start worrying about the one after
happy people arent happy because they got laid but because they approach this shit differently. Nobody has zero problems
tl,dr getting laid doesnt fix anything
Friday Night Lights
>Being dead is better than being average.
There is something wrong with your brain then, that is a stupid question.
There is nothing wrong with having an average job, finding an average woman, having an average life, mortgage, yearly holidays ect.
Not everyone can be chad doctors pulling 100k a year driving ferraris
What if I'm a manlet though? 5'8''
This happens with my gf all the time
Tight is a matter of willingness. If she's fucking horny she's damn loose and wet. If she's at 50% hornyness is thigh as fuck. If she's unwilling, is painful for BOTH of us.
This, went from suicidal to moving out and getting a fwb and all I do is feel like shit because I don't have more or bigger and better, I wish I could drop out of life and become a NEET trap
CP?
>Being like 5 thousand million people in this planet is a lot more worse than being like this other 20-30 million that are better, being like the 2 thousand million that are worse, or the countless people that is dead
He is retarded stop replying him
>got skitzo late 20's
How can you function in society with schizophrenia?
>tfw first girlfriend was literally the girl next door that was my best friend before we started dating
It was a pretty good feel
>Vitiligo
and psoriasis, I didn't think it was possible to get both.
the psoriasis, because I had full body P, fucked up my pigments too.
not so bad because i am very pale white, but with Virtilligo and darker skin it's too prominent.
I was never a vain person, but ik first hand how sole crushing this type of visual defect can kill our self confidence.
Mine struck in my prime too, the start of my downword spiral into being a fucking loser at life.
I wouldn't have minded so much if I had been struck after I peaked, I just got hit out of the game before I got to play properly.
Mostly by taking your meds
>There is nothing wrong with having an average job, finding an average woman, having an average life, mortgage, yearly holidays ect.
These things disgust me to the point of nausea, so there is something wrong with it for me.
>the only difference being fading memories
but that's wrong. we are all the sum of our experiences. if you experience less, you are a lesser person. your personality didn't grow, it became stunted and autistic. you can try to make up for it but it's without a doubt a huge handikap.
>I wouldn't have minded so much if I had been struck after I peaked, I just got hit out of the game before I got to play properly.
If it's any consolation, some user probably living half way around the world from you has thought the EXACT same thoughts.
Life is unfair I guess.
A person can't "become autistic"
video games, pirating tv series, beer
I miss this very much
I threw it away thrice, don't really know if it's worth the bother again
>How can you function in society with schizophrenia?
I can't atm that is the problem.
I;m litterally on my own all the time with only anons and other shitposters on the internet.
My only 1 vidya bro (who is nuts too) is in jail atm too sa I have had no longer than a 2 min convo with anyone for about 3 months.
Serious socially reclusive NEET life.
It's horrible, especially that until i got it I was around people and socially active every day,
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some dribbling medicated autist talking to imaginary people and flinging excrement at the wall.
I have a serious thought process issue, can't function and do basic stuff regularly, so I can't have a routine, I have full blown emotional episodes, and I suffer from crippling insomnia
>tfw gf of 5 years we both lost virginity with one another starts slowly changing from planning future together to "we dont know what will happen" mode
it's like watching a slow motion crash
I hope some day science advances to the point where no one has to suffer like this.
Yeah despite all my short comings, and although i do get vexxed sometimes with how life has served me, I'm not the type of narcissistic compassionless child who thinks only I have issues.
Before I got the skitzo i was actually deep into practising buddhism and eastern religions, so although I'm not actively practising now, because I can't, my fundamental morality still allows me outrospecion and I genuinely do care for other people. Strangers or friends.
I don't feel that I am owed anything by the world either.
the common place symptoms of skitzo can be treated,halicinations and voices ect.
What I have is known as the negative syptoms, actually a brain defect rather than a chemical defect that can be treated with drugs.
So apart from talking problems other with as hrink, which does nothing, they can't do anything.
I have an physical issue with my brain that i am hoping somehow "heals" itself.
I'll never be a normie again, but fuck being a normie anyway, I was never a normie to begin with.
>being happy disgusts me
Go on.
Just save the image to a thumbdrive. That way you'll never lose it.
no, it's from it was written, the song is called the message
is sex basically an advanced form of tickling?
is it enlightened to be accustomed to being dead inside?