Almost said "kek" in public today

>almost said "kek" in public today

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Kek

>tfw you call your mom a nigger

You own an iPhone so that's embarrassing enough

I called myself user once

>tfw someone reveals their power level near you

>friends say meme
>you tell them its pronounced maymay

DEVILISH

>get drunk
>call everyone faggots

least i didn't say niggers

>In film class
>Say the word "kino"
>Get dirty accusing look from professor

What did he mean by this?

bur

he called you a reddit faggot with body language

>almost checked dubs in public today

Hey you got a problem with iPhones, pal?

t. poorfag

Fucking jews

he jewish

did you just go kuuu
and say excuse me and pretend you had to cough op?

>north america and south america are holding hands
Gay as fuck

They're some of the cheapest phones on the market you fucking idiot

>Saw a mail from some hospital committe that had the abbreviation "KEK"
>almost called my coworker over to laugh about it

t. sad little poorfag

>14 year old nephew texts me because he's got trouble with his pc
>solve his problem and add some light joke
>he replies with kek
His favourite show is Big Bang Theory.

>get BTFO in an argument
>double down on your stupidity
wew

dumb frogposter

>hear someone say something extremely naive and/or ignorant on the street
>remember that people really do hold such opinions and they're not shitposting for (You)s

>all this overcompensation
Aw, your wife loves your Android Cletus, don't worry ;)

>co worker tells me about his step kids
>have to fight the urge to call him a cuck

this, it is extremely hard to remember sometimes

t. P O O R F A G

>someone asks if I've seen the nolan batman trilogy
>smirk and don't answer
>realise I'm in public
>he's still waiting for an answer
>mumble something about having other plans and want to leave
>smirk again

I've spent too much time here to the point that I've lost a bit of perspective. I'm deliberately not very opinionated around people because the line of what is and isn't acceptable to say has become blurred. Especially political stuff. So I just be polite.

>It's a "user knows the name of every actor" episode

Does he play warcraft?

>go to a friends
>we are both anons from like 2008
>discuss honey select and futa threads like its a normal thing
Discussing Sup Forums in public is not autistic as long as everyone participating are anons.

>fat chav single mum with half caste kids bumps into me in shopping centre
>impulsively shout 'JUST'
>dude behind me shouts 'FUCK'
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

It's the memes that bind us.

>people are afraid to say kek
if you said it 4 years ago nobody will know what you are talking about.

if you say it now only a handful of people will care.
SJW will scream at you
Anons would cringe or pretend to not cringe, revealing themselves
Other anons especially from /r9k/ and [s4s] would join you.

Now if you said nigger in public your life has ended.

Back to /who/mblr, nonce.

>mfw I usually make the shiggy diggy face irl

youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

>walking down the street
>start smiling and maybe even laughing under my breath thinking about a funny post I saw earlier
>trying to conceal my smile just makes it worse
>start thinking about how fucking weird I must look

I say 'Implying' and people dont get it who cares

Sup Forums - Guys, How Do I Suppress My Sup Forums Powerlevel?

Options: sage

One time I dropped a dank meme in public and some guy asked me if I go on Sup Forums. I pretended like I never heard of it

>Naw man what is that? So.e sorta video game thing?

This. Safety first. It's tragic really.

>tfw I started calling people goyim
Help me.

>almost said "sneed" in public today

LOL

I usually save myself by just continuing with a full sentence after I blurb out implying out of nowhere

>implying!...that you're still hungry, then yes, we should go to KFC

dont feel bad for calling the gentiles what they are. filthy goyim

the worst thing is when people talk about actors real names instead of show names
that happens all the time in the supernatural fandom such cringe

>its an user is listing off all other movies that a particular actor has been in when a normie near user says that actor looks familiar

Bullshit lmao. Also you can't say half caste anymore. I didn't even know until a year ago when my brother told me. All you're allowed to say now is mixed race, which is bullshit because half caste in England basically means half black and half white, which is the most common mix here. Mixed race? mixed what? fucking bullshit PC term.

>called my boss a kike today

People spend more then this on a phone?

i banepost and sheev post LITERALLY every day. the fact english is not my country's language makes it crazy as fuck.

>almost selected all images with a store front in public today

That was a close call

nope. he used to play minecraft though.

What is this from?

Subtle kek

>saturday night
>i'm drunk and on my way to my favourite club
>some retarded post comes to mind
>hold back laughter so hard that i shit myself
>no fucks given
>go behind a pavilion and wipe my ass with my shorts
>toss said shorts over the nearest fence
>proceed to go out

>enter house party and dark knight rises opening scene is playing
>dont even greet the host, just burst into uncontrollable laughter
>everyone thinks im high so they laugh too
>worked out well in the end

fuck me

I think it was from american big brother or something like that

one time I called my grandma a faggot when talking to my mom and she didn't mind

>new coworker starts a few months ago
>she's in her early 20s but speaks like a teenager
>knows almost nothing about any topic, even normalfag movies, TV and music
>openly ridicule the way she speaks and her lack of general knowledge
>she doesn't seem to care
>I don't care about hiding my power level anymore

It's actually kind of comfy, and I'm continually blown away by how little she knows about literally anything.

I don't even need to open the link to know that's the clip from Big Brother where some turbo autist playing pool is doing meme arrows

...

>When you call your aspergers and general social awkwardness "power level"

Well, check these out.

>masterrace14
jesus

>saying "kek" out loud
kys yourself

the implication of the original post being that he caught himself before he did specifically because it was a stupid thing to do, making your post entirely redundant

stfu the fuck up

>gif
kek every time

lol u mad drumpftard? back to your shithold

GOT EM
WRECKED

I did actually accidentally called my childhood friend a nigger today, he is black though, i don't know if things will be ok.

where do you work? what does she know about?

>In a fight with my girlfriend, make an accusation
>she says "...For You" (in context)
I haven't held a woman in 3 years

>be me
>about to say a meme in public
>as I'm translating it from english to my native language in my head I realize saying memes outside of 4cucks is retarded

sucking the pecker, that's it

>can't even hold a proper conversation with people my age anymore because I only know Sup Forums lingo

>jokingly mention that "I'm little autistic" because I spent all day digging through year old files to prove I was right about something at work
>boss thinks I was being serious
>realize its easier just to play along rather than explain

LOL same

>look at clock
>it's 13:37

Americans will never know this feeling.

autis* is a really fucking good descriptor of myself and other things even if I'm not actually autistic.

But there's always somebody who gets offended because they have an autistic brother so I don't even use the word anymore.

what did you mean by this?

I do this all the time. I also tell people to "kys"

christ almighty

>tfw you will never know whats it like to be from a literally who country and OBSESS over another more famous one

Fuck off faggot go back to Ribbityrebbit

>Mileage hits 99999
>"checked"

>Friend says something stupid
>repeat what he said in a mocking manner while wobbling my arms around and making an 'I Am silly' face

Remember when kek was just the Horde 'lol'
I wish I was dead

>since joining Sup Forums my vocabulary has shrunk
>3 most common words are variations of nigger, faggot and fuck

I do this, is that weird

kek, but also nice

>Giving a shit what maymays spics latch on to
Those fuckers' favorite meme is stoner Bart ffs

I'm glad you didn't, because that would make you autistic.

When a news report came on once about an incestuous family (or someone might have gotten raped by a family member) and it turns out they weren't blood related I'm like to my sister "It's not real incest" and she was fairly disgusted. Had to take a second to realise what I said.

exquisite