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Good morning.
>I was locked in prison for a crime I didn't commit
Thats what they all say.
Hope you didn't drop the soap.

Morning
Guess who got sent boob pics from a cute girl last night?

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>Thats what they all say.
Well I think I didn't... they didn't tell me what my crime was nor how long I was sentenced to.
Plus this guy kept trying to hit me and I couldn't find my room.

wait, what

Well it sure as shit isn't me, so I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say....
You?
>Plus this guy kept trying to hit me and I couldn't find my room.
Have you ever had that dream where you try and punch someone but you're just powerless and your punches don't do anything?

>where you try and punch someone but you're just powerless and your punches don't do anything?
I can't say I have...
But I'm not a violent druggo like you

I don't see what the confusion is about :>
Ye c:

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w-why were you sent boob pics
that doesn't even make sense

Huh...
They're quite a common dream for people to have, like flying.
Bit odd you haven't had one.
Lucky!
Whos sending you boobies pics and how do I get them to send me some?

>Yeah you probably should have just left that bit out, you know he's gonna try it when you're out and about.
I'll bring it in before I go out so it doesn't get taken and used for dark and evil purposes.
>It's a cunt to be without internet isn't it?
Yeah, fucking Choras
Morning, you should have escaped and set up something like the A-team
>Boobs
Gross desu

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*takes a photo of Chalmers' flat boobs*

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