Artie Lange nose bleed on Artie & Anthony

yikes

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>guy does coke most his life
>wonder why he gets nosebleeds

You're not that bright are you OP?

>OP
>Opie

really jogs da nog

Pulling those long brown dried out coke boogers is the scariest fucking thing Ive done after a long night.

>pointing out something that happens is wondering why it happened
Learn to fucking read, mongoloid.

Relax user, I'm merely shitposting

>thawatch

Artie never changes, he's junkie trash.

He has done so much coke that his nose is fucking destroyed

Sounds satisfying though

why does doing coke give you a big booger?

I don't see the nosebleed, can I get a clear picture?

Why would anyone do anything but weed?

>but drink
Fixed

Yeah, atleast you die faster.

Oh dear. I hope he's not still doing drugs. He's great on the show. His Tolerant Fonzie bit from Tuesday was hilarious. I miss Gavin though. Compound lost a huge draw when he left.

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he was busted with heroin earlier this years

he will never quit

Right now he's getting checks from HBO and Compound. He just needs to not fuck it up. I'm rooting for him. I want him to clean up, he's a really funny guy. He's just such a degenerate.

is this photoshopped? fucking disgusting

That's not a nosebleed. When you get a nosebleed it doesn't bleed just a little bit, you get a stream that takes a bit to stop. He prob had just a bit of powder or a booger there.

>HBO

i doubt he's gonna be in the next season of Crashed. Especially after getting arrested.

no, thats what a life of abusing coke and heroin does to you.

Hell no. He is on borrowed time since 2006.

Pro tip:

Wigboy looks just almost as bad

Eric will outlive Arthur

If Artie can show up to work on time 4 times a week, he's a better man than Stern.

What's going on with this emaciated kike that he looks like he's cosplaying Auschwitz survivors?

>wig

f*ck off

Howard Stern was Steve Jobs this entire time

Why do Americans always wear those God awful running shoes so casually?

>I WORK OUT HARD, I AM FIT! I AM IN SHAPE! UNLIKE FATTY RUSSEL CROW

when MadTV is considered your "peak"....

He missed the timeframe to slowly get a less ridiculous and more believable wig too and now it's to late lel

How often do you pay attention to a person's shoes?

A lot actually.

I hear women do it a lot but it's something i e always done.

>I HAVEN#T DONE COKE SINCE 1997!

It's a quote it is

>skin literally melting off his face
>that hair
What a fucking goon

What the fuck? Isn't this like his second time on the show? This guy is a mess, no wonder Howard cut ties with him.

Why is there always a post obsessing over what Americans do?

I wonder if he's gonna take the """secret""" to his grave


Pic related. The sad excuse of a show this is today
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Yes, it was the second episode. It's a really good show so far. I hope he doesn't fuck it up.

Imagine Sal was your dad

This degenerate junky has had more chances to unfuck his life than most people will ever get, and he's shit on every single one. He will fuck this up too, O.D., and finally die.

Artie has always been a fucking asshole.

Sal did some really funny shit, but Artie would always feel threatened and constantly shit on him. Artie always had this attitude that he was a world class comic, when in reality he was never even close. He was famous because of Stern only.

Because Sup Forums is filled with Ameriboo cancer.

Oh yes he will.
He will pay his horse 200 million to keep quiet once they divorce in 2020.

He's gonna have to do something if he lives till 90 or some shit. Something has got to give.

If this fucker retired they could probably start selling SiriusXM subscriptions at a reasonable price. I payed for a year, and it cost me $226.66, and that was at the special discounted introductory price.

>. I payed for a year
WHY

Too late. You don't have a teenagelike full head of hair with 63 and then suddenly go all bald.

Best he could do is retire with 65 and vanish for 15 years and then show himself with his real hair (looks like his dads) when nobody cares anymore.
What? Half the subscribers get if for free or heavily dicounted.

It was cheaper that way.

Yeah, I've heard if you call them and threaten to cancel they'll discount it for you. But I can afford it and I'm too beta to call them.

Looks like Gadaffi.

>I payed for a year

I mean, it's a good service. I like the music stations and I enjoy listening to Craig Ferguson's show. It's just really expensive.

Beth gives me douchechills

It always surprises me how ugly stern is every time I see a picture of him

and those fucking clothes..

Howard Stern:
>three shows a week when he's not on vacation
>he's on vacation half of the time
>takes days off on a whim
>it's always a mystery what guests are stopping in
>washed up old bastard
>total sellout, he has become what he used to make fun of
>kisses the ass of every talentless, flavor of the month, hack celebrity who walks in
>mean, and not fun to listen to
>the reason a SiriusXM subscription has to be $20 a month

Jim Norton and Sam Roberts:
>five shows a week
>when they go off the air for a week, it's because Jim Norton is on a comedy tour
>they always let you know for exactly how long they'll be gone, and when they'll be back
>tell you the next day's guests at the end of every broadcast
>super comfy interviews with extremely likable and interesting people
>they actually respect the people who work for them
>they seem like they'd be great to hang out with in real life

There's only one morning show worth listening to.

is this true

he used to make give people shit when they weren't there for work and said work was the most important thing

When he's doing shows, he only does three shows a week. And I swear, he's missed four of the last six weeks.

he should just retire

robin in dying and he is obviously fed up

Maybe he'll quit when she kicks it.

nah he would be bored