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TWIN PEAKS IS BETTER

/said no one ever.

>we haven't seen the stormlands since season 2
>the stormlands hasn't been mentioned since season 2
>storm's end is the only regional capital not seen in the show

Why is this allowed?!

dany

aagggghhh...

NEEEEEEEEEED, HOW COULD YOU KEEP YOUR WHORE SISTER'S TARGARYEN SON FROM ME?

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>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

JONERYS

Which would be the best choice, and which is most likely for D&D to come up with in your estimation:
>Golden company with literally who show OCs
>Golden company who are just faceless goons for the one-woman regime in King's Landing
>Golden company who are Jon Connington and Aegon who side with Cersei
>Golden company who are JC and Aegon who fight against everyone
>Golden company who are JC and Aegon who betray Cersei and compromise with Daenerys

What was the actor attempting to convey here?

It's not a story about the storm lands it's a story about Dany and Jon fuck off

>"I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning . . . burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh and turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?"

Post flag Wojaks.

that's a cute penis

>my hips are moving on their own

good point

Why is GoT so gay?

>>Golden company who are just faceless goons for the one-woman regime in King's Landing
This one.

None of those are any good but D&D will go for number two.

>Golden company who are JC and Aegon who betray Cersei and compromise with Daenerys

Aegon will be marry Dany and be made heir to the throne and take Milissandei as his concubine.

Bittersweet enough for Jon

Suckable nuts desu

>dragonglass kills wights

Will Stannis actually win the Iron Throne in the books, even if it's only temporary? He's obviously not going to die like he did in the show and the fact that he's the only king to take the Others seriously seems to be a big deal.

best choice:
>Golden company who are Jon Connington and Aegon who side with Cersei


most likely:
>Golden company who are just faceless goons (+ Daario) who betray Cersei and compromise with Daenaerys

>Anyone who’s seen this episode and still insists on Jaime being the Valonqar is simply choosing to be wrong. In both books and show, it’s logistically awkward and thematically counter-productive. Following the Season 7 finale, though, Jaime isn’t just riding off in the wrong geographical direction for killing his sister; he’s lost his status as the Ironically Unforeseen. By walking away from Cersei, he’s marked himself as her enemy, and he knows it. At this point, there would be no “oh shit” factor in him killing Cersei. He’s no longer the loving twin she thinks she can always trust. He’s just another traitor to her now. There is no sense in which Jaime killing Cersei would be a satisfying development.

>I think D&D picked up on the dynamic of Cersei’s influence vs. Brienne’s influence and they’re using that as the primary driver of Jaime’s development. Around Brienne, he remembers that he has choices and he chooses to act like a good guy. Around Cersei, he forgets he has choices and goes along with his sister’s plans for world domination.

>season 3 - 6 Dany

Thank god for season 7
Thank god for Jon Snow

But their hips weren't even moving.

>Will Stannis actually win the Iron Throne in the books, even if it's only temporary?
No. He'll probably die trying to hold the Wall.

Question: who has a better claim to the throne: Aegon the elder or Aegon the younger (Jon Snow)?

Isn't Aegon the rightful heir? (inb4 he's not legit hurrr)

My hope is that Salladhor Saan is leading the Golden Company so he gets to fulfill his wish of fucking da queen.

Why does this scene trigger the normies so much? Robb and Catelyn were the dullest, most pointless characters on the show.

Aegon. Because House Blackfyre were always the proper heirs. The modern "Targaryens" are usurpers and Jon Snow is a double bastard.

>the only thing you need to make a night king is to put dragonglass in someone

Has no-one in the history of westeros stabbed themselves with obsidian

Stare into the fire, /got/. What do you see?

Is Jon's real name Aegon in the books too?

Faceless goons, except nothing comes of it because the writers love memes, so they'll think it's funny when Theon, Yara and 20 good men go and sabotage Euron from bringing them over and they never make it to Westeros.

The marriage getting annulled probably made the elder Aegon illegitimate

They were the good guys

No, he might not even take back Winterfell

Unfortunately not he will die in the first line against The Others arrival and people probably wont note down/remember his sacrifice and he will get shit on by pro lannister/targ history

the Elder

if he even exist in the show

otherwise it's Jon over Daenerys by Rhaegar, if Andal law applies

>Is Jon's real name Aegon in the books too?

Why would Grrm do something that retarded?

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So who is still on Aryas list and why is based beric on it?
Also explain me why Arya left the hound alone.

>Is Jon's real name Aegon in the books too?
No, it's Jaehaerys

>The marriage getting annulled probably made the elder Aegon illegitimate

Until someone legitimizes them again via a royal decree.

It's probably Aemon in the books, if he was given a name by Rhaegar and/or Lyanna.

More scenes with the Hound swearing

>Golden company who are JC and Aegon who betray Cersei and compromise with Daenerys
They'll have a triple monarchy incest cuck fetish femdom rule so that the dragon can have three heads.

>Golden company with literally who show OCs
Most likely.

I know they don't care about any character who isn't Cersei can't see how they could possibly get away with having them just be goons because the cast in King's Landing is literally just Cersei and Qyburn at this point. There's no one else opposed to Jonerys save Euron, who isn't really part of the main Cersei plot anyway cos she just thinks he's a delivery boy with boats and Theon's going away on his own quest to kill him with no input from Jonerys.

Can someone remind me as to why Stannis didn't immediately move to Storm's End after Renly's death?

You know, with him being the lord of it and all.

He's definitely going to liberate the North and crush the Boltons. Ultimately I think he's going to be split between his duty to fight the Others or his right to sit on the Iron Throne

Angry trolls.

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>monarchy incest cuck fetish femdom

Best ending to the show.

I see every fucking chicken in Westeros.
A wall of chickens.
THE wall.

I see fire

Don't believe me if you will but my friend who works in publishing told me that GRRM has completed two full drafts of TWOW so far. The problem is that he says they're not perfect so he's rewriting them from scratch. He blames the show for cutting and merging characters and giving a less than perfect end to the story.

>Can someone remind me as to why Stannis didn't immediately move to Storm's End after Renly's death?
There was a war. Normally in a way you maneuver instead of just sitting in one castle the whole time.

No, it's Aemon

BESIEEEEEEE

LANCEL, GET THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE STRETCHERRRRRR

Cersei's cunt

YOU'RE GETTING VERY BIG MY LORD

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE NON-STOP FEASTS

>"all my brother's bannermen have come to my side!"

Storm's End was fair game for him. After Blackwater, he could have just regrouped there.

yeah and my dad is Stephen King's assistant

nobody cares nigger

How did Bobby get fat? He's fucking whores all the time. That burns a lot of calories.

BIG? BIG IS IT?

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

What was his power level? Could he really have taken Westeros?

Their loyalties were unsure. Many had relatives captured on the Blackwater or never liked him in the first place. he was more secure on Dragonstone and being in the middle of the Narrow Sea instead of the well-named Shipbreaker Bay puts him in a better position to move on just about anything with his surviving fleet.

>friend things that the "slogan" for the Lannistars is "hear me roar"
Rawr xD FUCKING NORMIES

But it is

feasts and wine and 17 years of depression

Yeah and my dad works at Nintendo. I suspect an office rumour not actual fact.

>mfw Tyrion betrays Dany and her cuck commando to join Cersei

As much as he fucks, he eats even more.

No. He was just a boogieman to expose the corruption of the ruling dynasty while simultaneously scaring people into supporting the newly introduced Aegon

I suppose.

But doesn't the Stormlands owe him their taxes, food, troops etc with him being the new liege lord?

It's different in the books and show

Yes. Doesn't mean they'll actually give it to him.

I listened to that Davos chapter today, he did take storm's end? Unless you mean why didn't he settle? He had a war to wage

Yes i just saw it. Fucking why? Its so cringy i cant understand it. It never got mentioned in the show either, i dont understand. What is this?

More wine, my lord?

>no armor
>no military doctrine
>no military training

Realistically, no. I don't know why show portrays them as some kind of super humans.

These guys on the other hand are the true horselords and would fuck up some major shit if they were in Westeros.

Why didn't Stannis just buy some Faceless men and kill all of his enemies? Who needs shadow babies when you got that?

GET
THE
STRETCHER

NO TIME

OH IS THAT WHAT BIG MEANS?

1. He likes plausible deniability for his conscience.

2. As expensive as the shadow babies are, the Faceless Men ask even more of powerful men who need other powerful men dead. He'd never meet their costs.

Show saved.

daily reminder that Viserys survived the encounter at Vaes Dothrak, and went on to become Aegon Targaryen VI, First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands, and Protector of the Realm.

>It never got mentioned in the show either
gets mentioned in the very first episode when bran is learning about the houses of westeros - and it'll be on all the merchandise too

Yet another reason for him to go

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No.

100k Dothraki sounds terrifying but the united might of the Seven Kingdoms would have torn them apart..

A good shield wall with archers and pikes on a relatively high ground and its over for Khal Drogo. Rhaego on the other hand might have turned out smarted but we'll never know.

underrated

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SON?!

The rapeball Sansa. *kisses fingers Italian style*. Mama Mia that's a spicy rapeball.

Why is AAAARGH posting so popular

Is it mocking his death

SANSA PLEASE

>Rhaego on the other hand might have turned out smarted but we'll never know.
In the alternate universe Dany sees in the House of the Undying he's basically Genghis Khan.

CRINGE