The Serpent

YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN

No satan was a freedom fighter and was the original american, we should all strive to be like him if you really value freedom instead of the tyranny imposed by god

>God says if man eats the fruit they will surely die
>Serpent says if man eats the fruit they will gain knowledge and become like god

>Currently shitposting using electricity and the internet, which is basically magic
>Humans grasp genetics and the building blocks of life more and more every year
>Know more now than all of humanity knew a mere few millennia ago
Looks like God was full of shit.

>lolz i love shitposting more than living forever! XD SNEKKKK


then you die

>than living forever!

Good luck with that, this simulation is dedicated to producing soldiers. You get to fight aliens and if you're lucky you don't even realize you're about to die when the time comes.

Does he deceived ?

tell me about finnish folklore religion

Satan doesn't exist. It's an egregore made up by some desert-dwelling goatherders.

>being incapable of making distinctions between different meanings of the word death

>they fell for the apple meme