Why does he have so many nipples?

Why does he have so many nipples?

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What doth life?

because DUDE SO RANDOM LMAO

why don't you not have so many nipples

>he doesnt understand what's going on
Maybe something simple and slow like Rick and Morty is more your speed

This is forbidden knowledge.

Le Xavi Alonso: the reddit angel thread xDFD

Looks like CGI but can't tell for sure.

>I fingered myself. To death.

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon.

...

Because he has children to feed.

I expected to hate this show but it was actually quite good.

have any more high-res xavier pics?

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed

...

"What doth life"
>the Sup Forumstard begins to chuckle
"Ooh, frittata"
>the Sup Forumstard laughs out loud, spewing tendies crumbs all over his desk
"Chomsky honk"
>the Sup Forumstard can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
*character gets beat up*
>The Sup Forumstard starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"TASTE THE PAIN"
>the Sup Forumstard's heart explodes and he dies

like the septuplets

B-but it's fun!

how much of the appeal of this show is the surreal but nostalgic 3D?

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Because he's a cross of multiple animals, including one that has multiple nipples. It seems rather straightforward.

you slumber, cucumber

t. chomskyhonks

best episode: Squatopian Freedom
worst episode: you're favorite episode

I would love to see anyone try and refute this post

I'm my own favourite episode? I'd sure like to watch myself watching washing.

What kinda name is "Yohoo"?

I just finished season 1. Is season 2 better or worse?

Same

>refute a meme post
Nobody besides you is a retard.

For me, it's the delivery and the context that brings out the humor. Taste the pain is a bit weak though.
Besides, that post is specifically attacking the weaker parts of the show.

you somekinda ooga booga chinaman?

can someone explain this show to me
i watched both seasons and didn't find it funny
>tfw brainlet

Most episodes require multiple rewatches to get all the jokes and references, and you need to make sure you pay special attention to the dialogue.

Really it's not even that hard to watch.
The arson gag was pretty good at least.

wtf did he mean by this?

>you snoze, you loze
>you sleeped, you weeped
>you nappa, you get slappa
>you slumber, a cucumber
>you catch up on some zeds, you get out of my hedz

I just watched a 2 minute clip of this show and it filled my soul with dread but in a bad way

ok, I'll explain every joke in the first few minutes of s01e01. inb4 >autism, I'm just bored


>What doth life?
This is "deepity," i.e. a question that appears deep on the surface but is actually shallow or meaningless. Xavier later calls it "the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time," but the question is nonsensical; it can also be worded, "what does life do?"

>Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping.
Funny because he wouldn't be able to hear "inner yapping."

>If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury, Connecticut.
Funny because Burbury is an unremarkable town with no reputation for violence.

>We's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms.
Weird thing to hate people for. Also wordplay with "earthworms."

>I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass.
>Don't know. But I'd sure like to try.
Funny because Xavier enunciates it like a comeback, but it isn't.

>[Spits]
This sets up a recurring spit motif in the episode, paired with overly dramatic camera work.

>Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone.
He reaches into his pants like he's about to pull out his dick, but pulls out an actual bone.

>Best stay way from that weirdo. You'll catch the feline AIDS.
Sets up an AIDS joke later in the episode.

>What's the matter, ch-ch-chicken? Frightened?
>Or do you prefer, what's the matter, chicken? F-f-frightened?
I admit I don't really get this one.

>What are you looking for?
>Well, ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deeper strata of truth.
Funny because Xavier refers to a computer as "ma'am." Also, "strata" is the plural form of "stratum," but here it's used like a singular noun. This might just be a mistake.

>I'll be fine. I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
Stating that survivors are "a dying breed" can be interpreted as either a simple oxymoron or as pointing out that all survivors die eventually.

...

WHY DO YOU
HAVE SO FEW

>I don't like to tell people my story, but you...you've been so very kind.
>Actually, I have to get going.
Funny because Xavier claims to be hesitant to tell his story, but launches right into it unprompted, even ignoring the woman's attempt to end the conversation.

>Life. You could say it started when I was a kid.
Everyone's life started when they were a kid.

>Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others.
Taking the "unique protagonist" trope to a humorous extreme. Xavier contradicts himself by stating that he is both different and simultaneously like everyone else .

>Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names...dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby chimp, honky dweeb, and, worst of all, chompsky honk.
Funny because the names aren't typical insults ("honky" is typically a slur against white people, but Xavier obviously isn't white). Also funny because Xavier states that "chompsky honk" was the worst, when it's not clear what makes it worse than any other combination. The girl that rejects Xavier spits on his card (again in slow motion) and he laps it up again.

>Adolescence was better. Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke.
Funny because Xavier is shown at the prom with a mannequin, and because Xavier calls the mannequin a "dyke" (a slur for lesbian) despite it being taken by a man.

>But then I felt something in my gut...
This is accompanied by the jock punching Xavier in the gut

>I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom
"Groping enlightenment" is a play on the word "groping," which in the context of enlightenment usually means "searching," but here is used in a sexual manner.

>Coroner ruled it a simple case of death by mysterious fire, but I always sensed that there was something fishy about it.
Calling the fire "mysterious" contradicts it being a "simple case." The word "fishy" coincides with birds being released, confusing the viewer who would expect "fishy" to be paired with a fish-related visual.

>I admit I don't really get this one.
I think it's that although the guy obviously has a stammering problem, he is somehow able to choose which words he stutters.

>Needless to say, my so-called father was a scientist in some top secret capacity I've yet to unveil.
"Needless to say" doesn't make sense here, because there's the statement that follows is not implied. Xavier also refers to his "so-called" father without explaining that qualifier, and breaks the fourth wall (sort of) by acknowledging that he is narrating his backstory to both the woman in the show as well as to the viewer.

>So now I wander the country, looking for the man who killed my father
Xavier's obliviousness is a recurring theme in the show.

>If I help a few folks along the way, so be it.
"So be it" usually means the speaker is accepting a negative consequence, not a positive one.

>So, you use your powers to save people?
>Powers are for the weak.
Power, by definition, is the opposite of weakness.

>I'm a thought-ocoster. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler.
"Thought-ocoster" is a play on "holocaust," and "conundrummer" is a portmanteau of "conundrum" and "drummer," which leads into the next wordplay. I'm not sure if "Life Puzzler" is a reference to an existing band.

>Hell, I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen of the mind.
Xavier keeps monologuing even after the woman leaves. Also, using a metaphor is at odds with saying the soup kitchen is "of the mind."

>No!
>Ow, that...that truck was nowhere near me.
A parody of a common movie trope, complete with slow motion.

>Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Or would you prefer "her ass in" you?
This wordplay is deliberately nonsensical. Having a girl's ass in you is not a sexual act, or even physically possible (I hope).

>I'm her protectorate. She owes her life to me, and now I'm her soul slave.
The woman owes Xavier her life, but Xavier is her slave? Also, "protectorate" (a dependent territory) is a mangling of "protector."

>That's good. Let me write that down.
>"Write that down."
Kind of an obvious joke, but shouldn't Xavier have just written "that?"

>Xavier also refers to his "so-called" father without explaining that qualifier
This is actually a really interesting part of Xavier but incredibly easy to miss. I didn't notice until my second viewing. When explaining his backstory, a platinum guy (he looks more like metal to me but whatever) puts him in a basket and sends in down the river. The next episode has the crimelord who was made of platinum beating Xavier saying "Give me back my son".
So now we don't know who his father really is. Whether it was the man he burned, the platinumguy, or the group of animals his mother fucked.

EAT THAT KETCHUP

NICE AND GOOD

>You must love the earth like you loved your mother. Kiss your mother, youngling. Go on. Harder. She wants it harder.
The shaman perverts the cliche of "loving the earth," giving it a sexual (and incestual) twist. "Youngling" is technically a real world but most people have only heard it in Star Wars.

>Don't sully the sacred landscape of our Mother Earth with those infected computers. Dump them in the lake where no one can see them.
Funny because Xavier believes that dumping computers in the lake is somehow more ecologically friendly than dumping them in a landfill.

>Later, chompsky honk.
He calls Xavier the same "worst" name that he was called in his childhood, despite its obscurity.

>I'm a certified Wahockamana healer. You see...
>Aw.
>...I spent nine years as the pupil of a wise Apachestani shaman.
The woman groans when she realizes Xavier is launching into another flashback. Also, "Apachestani" is a made-up demonym, tacking on "-stani" to the existing "Apache" (which would serve just fine on its own).

>Chief was deep. He was balls deep. He taught the way of the heal.
Another injection of perverse humor, twisting "deep" into a sexual context. "The way of the heal" is also a strange way of phrasing "the way of healing."


>Look, we're in his vision...my vision.
>What the...
>Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Ooh, frittata.
It's odd that Xavier would flashback to a memory of him having a vision of current events -- he didn't say "wait, I saw this in a vision" or any of the typical lead-ins. Also funny because Xavier pranks his old self by causing him to burn his hand, and then (again) calls him a "chompsky honk."

>Look at the two of us. We can be like beauty and the beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?
Inverting expectations -- Xavier is obviously the beast here.

good point! He looks like the T-1000.

FRITTATA

Fritatta

VOW LOCKED IN

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None. Zero. In any case is a filter because it's disgusting so you must really appreciate the story/characters to keep watching.

What if I love them both equally?

There's nothing really wrong with that. They are both completely different and can't really be compared.

>Yeah, dump them 'puters, boys. Dump 'em all.
>Depth overload. Depth overload. Dep-dep-dep-dep-
"Depth" acquires a double-meaning. Originally it meant "profound" (since Xavier asked a "deep" question), but here the computers are physically deep underwater. "Depth overload" is also reminiscent of a real computer error: a "stack overflow," typically caused by unbounded recursion (which features prominently in the show).

>Ooh, frittata, I'm watching a woman washing. I wish I could see myself watching washing.
"Frittata" is basically "BAZINGA." I wish it had some more depth to it but I'm pretty sure it's just a silly word. Xavier also riffs on voyeurism by going meta -- implying that it's the watching of the act, not the act itself, that is arousing. Finally, there's the wordplay of "watching washing."

>What's happening to me?
Breaking the fourth wall again (sort of) by acknowledging that the characters are being rendered in a computer program. There's also some slapstick humor here, as Xavier bursts through the woman's window.

>If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer.
This logic doesn't make any sense. Also, "infecticide" is a portmanteau of "infect" and "insecticide" (or perhaps just the generic "-cide" suffix).

>Welcome to the U.S. Army. How can I help you?
More slapstick humor as Xavier bursts back through the woman's window (which was already broken) and again through the window of the Army building. The desk worker is unfazed by Xavier's violent entrance, and generally behaves in a much sloppier manner than would be expected of military personnel.

>I need some of that disease you guys invented.
>Crack?
>The other one.
>AIDS?
>That's the spice.
The Army man bluntly admits that they invented crack cocaine and AIDS. (Crack isn't a disease, though.) There's also an "I WANT YOU" recruitment poster behind him, but with Osama bin Laden's face on it.

"chompsky honk" is also a reference to Harvard linguist Noam Chomsky. Chomsky's work was on the biological basis of syntax, and he was famous for supporting his theory with example statements which were grammatically correct but semantically meaningless: much like Xavier's verbiage. Chomsky was also considered a virtuous political activist. Calling Xavier a "chomsky honk" is on one level an insult (he's literally a meaningless utterance) and on the other level an ironic comparison of personal virtue. Chomsky worked selflessly to improve the lot of the downtrodden, whereas Xavier makes pretensions to selflessness for selfish ends.

>I shouldn't do this, but here. Someone left this in the lost and found.
It's amusing that a substance as dangerous as liquid AIDS would be left in the lost and found. Also, a jug of liquid AIDS doesn't make sense -- AIDS is just a syndrome, HIV is the actual virus.

>Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos.
More sexual wordplay

>Just go towards the light.
>I'm scared.
>Is that you, grandmama?
More incestual shock humor

>Y'all just killed my best platonic male friend.
Typically people only apply the "platonic" qualifier when they want to make it clear that they are not sexually interested in the person. Since this is not typically done when referring to a friend of the same sex, this may be implying that the man is gay, or that he feels an excessive need to assert his masculinity.

>He seems to be stuck in some sort of a gl-gl-glitch.
Blurring the lines between a stutter and a computer glitch. We also see people stuck repeating some strange actions, like cracking a whip at birds in the air (the same birds that appeared in Xavier's flashback, as it were).


>Freak any...Why'd I ever help that freak any...Why'd I ever help that freak any...
>Can't stop thinking about me, huh? I know the feeling.
Xavier misinterprets the woman's glitchy behavior as an obsession with him. He then emphasizes his self-centeredness by winking at his reflection.


>"What doth life" set my ponder circuits to spirit seek beyond their capacity to digitally simulaculate. This is a defcom 5 level system-wide degenerative thought-tastrophe.
More wordplay. "Simulaculate" is a mismash of "simulate" and "calculate", or perhaps "simulacrum." "Defcom" is a play on "DEFCON" ("com" from computer). "Thought-tastrophe" echoes Xavier's earlier "thought-ocoster" pun.

that sounds a bit too convoluted to me, but I could see "chompsky" be derived from or inspired by Chomsky. My guess is that the creators just thought it sounded funny.

Sup Forumstard here and can confirm, I started to laugh just reading the phrases

UPSY DAISY UPSY DOO, LEMME HAVE SOME CANDY AND LEMME LOVE YOU

Is this the Captain Beefheart of animation?

>Now's not the best time, but your brother died of a shameful lifestyle choice.
Xavier references AIDS' social stigma as a "gay disease," when in reality the man just drank some.

>Youngling, you must tame the beast with your soul-soothing song.
>No time to gab. I've got to cobble together a makeshift shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. See yourself out.
It's unclear whether Xavier is talking to the woman or the shaman, but I think it's funnier if he's talking to the shaman.

>That music...So soothing. It's the notes he's not playing.
Perhaps a satire of snooty art critiques. "It's the notes he's not playing" could only realistically apply to a nontraditional melody, one that subverts expectations of chordal resolution -- which the melody in the show clearly does not do.

>My arm! Just needed a hand to tame the beast.
A play on "need a hand," since Xavier literally detached her arm. There's also the shock humor of Xavier's "makeshift shakhashiri" reverting to its composite objects.

>All systems back to go, huh? I better just test you out to make sure you're safe. Here's a new little philosophical query for you to chomp on.
As soon as things are back to normal, Xavier immediately fucks everything up again.

>Listen, this is never easy to say. You and I both knew what we had couldn't last.
It's unclear who Xavier is talking to here. He could be referring to the prospect of settling down permanently in Burbury.

>So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness.
Slapstick humor as Xavier suddenly juggles the glowing ball as a hackysack.

>Hey, where you headed, mister?
>Whichever path Frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any.
>Cool. Check this out.
This part is kinda lost on me. Just shock humor? Perhaps it's satirizing the position of being "open to all experiences" by immediately presenting an experience that inspires disgust. It's also not clear where the blood inside the car comes from.

That's all, folks!

Woo boy! See that basket of fries over there? Well it looks like this week Xavier's got hisself a basket of pain

...

Chomsky was reaching peak popularity at about that time and a lot of people were reading him. I'm sure they had a passing familiarity with his ideas.

The second season is when everyone talks weird, it's off putting when you watch the first after the second

What did they meant by this?

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To teach a man to feed upon his psychological betters is to teach the soul to crawl into the womb of plenty. Xavier, exposed as he is, seems to invite the weak and the simple minded to feast upon his cold teat. They cry out in surprise, finding it empty, but the mouth-milk of wisdom pours through Xavier's orifices and they have only to look upwards to receive it on their faces, allowing its sweet honeyed glaze to drip down their throats and straight into the ovary of their soul to gestate in their malnourished being. And yet most prefer to look away from the sumptuous teachings of their master, choosing instead to react in fear, as a hungry mind will do, insisting that instead, they have another taste to teach him--one that he is already familiar with.
That is why Xavier is nippled as he is, a cruel contradiction of a tortured soul cursed to find only rejection of his motherly practices.

t. user "The pilot's all I need to watch" Gunderburg

thanks user!

>all of this in 11 minutes
based show and based user

The third eye means thinking instead of seeing. Now I get it. Rick & Morty a shit!

kek, you doth right tho

Haha! I get it, we take something objectively shit and pretend it's deep by writing essays about it! I can't wait to show my /r/Sup Forums bros this epic meme! Haha! I'm going to write it about a Marvel film next :D Haha! Pretend something that's bad is actually good in order to make people waste their time watching it! Haha! Maybe I'll do it for R&M :D That'll be EPIC Sup Forumsros! Maybe I'll force a meme like BANE? Remember that guys? I read that on /r/memes! Funny sh*t guys! Funny sh*t! G-d it was funny. Just like this meme. Screencapping it RIGHT NOW.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shamanism most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Xaviers's spiritualistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation

>"Thought-ocoster" is a play on "holocaust,"
You mean Stratocaster

you still bound to shit on R&M so fans stay away.

...life...life...life...

You mean Rollercoaster

How long did it take them to make him

pretty good

It's less focused. Season 1 episodes have a central theme most of the time whereas season 2 episodes are story-driven.

>what doth life
he only says this in one episode

>ooh, firttata
pretty sure he only says this in a few episodes of the first season

>chomsky honk
he only says this in one episode

some butthurt redd!tor only watched the pilot, it seems

Season 2 is less focused and much goofier, but just as enjoyable

>you slumber, hamburgI DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT NOTHING ELSE

>a work of art can be "objectively shit"

imagine being this butthurt, and this pleb

I love how he's actually doing the chad stride with the way his legs are bent. Xavier was a true visionairy.

Calm down hot-head. Just because you were too late to enjoy bane posting doesn't mean its bad.

It was, is, and will forever be Sup Forums no matter how much you want to ruin it.

Why don't human/apes have multiple nipples?

they/we don't birth in multiples usually

Lyfe*

It's fruitatta not frittata

This. Thank you for pointing it out.

You barely understand what's going on in the show. It can all make sense if you understand what Xavier really is:
>Chief was deep. He was balls deep. He taught the way of the heal.
Not "the heal" but the heel, as in an untrustworthy jerk, the exact opposite of somebody who heals. Xavier's body shows exactly who he is, a weird amalgamation of modern, new age beliefs combined with utter idiocy and self-centered thinking such people usually exhibit. His adventures are a deconstruction and a parody of such "enlightened" mentality, of people who believe in such insincere spirituality and think they're special and smart while having a negative impact on the world. It's a parody of the left in general.

AIGHT RAWBY

I feel sorry for people who missed peak baneposting. I'm sure more than one user actually died of laughter in those heady times. I often felt like I was going mad.

>He never got to eh Layek.

Sure it's shit visually. But it gave me more chuckles than R&M