Dangling Plot Threads: The Movie
Most of the shit it set up didn't matter in the slightest, and I don't just mean 'oh it'll be in the sequel' shit I mean consciously defined character traits and tendencies had no payoff whatsoever, let alone the relationships.
Also no wonder this bloody thing feasts on fear, apparently fear is the perfect bait for these idiots. There's curiosity and then there's latent suicidal tendencies.
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Enjoyed the lake scene did you?
Enjoy the site reddit, do you?
The movie was chapter one you schlomo. Of course they're not going to explore or resolve everything, because then there would be no need for a chapter two or three.
A long book outta get a long movie
Three hours was still cramming content in the last movie. I am actually glad they are breaking them into sequels
Left out the biggest part of the book. 0/10
>muh orgy
>muh end rape
Fuck off, as a feminist im glad we didnt get these scenes because we dont need more objectification in these types of things
Told you.
As a feminist, your opinion doesn't matter.
Everyone else is saying it's good. Nice try though
Did you read the scene? It was her fucking the boys, practically raping them, undressing them when they were saying "i cant". It also fights the concept that women don't enjoy sex, because she initiates sex with all of them, completely unprovoked by anyone else, and really likes it. It's practically feminist propaganda.
she liek the d
I disagree OP, I thought that this new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.
The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.
The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.
reminder this shitty scene scared him
OW AH HA HA
Thought the movie had some faults. Many of the scary scenes weren't complimented well by the framing or editing. Finn, girl, and fat kid performed well, rest of cast was poor to average. Also had quite a bit of comedy, not a negative but unexpected. Seems like a movie to attract people who want more Stranger Things.
>comedy unexpected when the villain is pennywise
hmmm
Not familiar with the source material or previous adaptions, but I felt that the horror scenes being accompanied with those silly moments made them more underwhelming. But if it's an attribute of the character then I just expected something else.
>and really likes it
Not really. She only liked it when she fucked the guy with a huge dicc.
That's when she got horny. Before, she compared it to "flying" and liked the psychological aspect
Because she was fucking dicklets before. She liked dominating those beta fuccbois but her pussy wasn't feeling their tiny peckers.
Even an 11 year old with almost no experience can tell a real man needs to have a phat cock to properly bring a woman to orgasm.
That would be Stephen King knowing that, since Beverly is a factious character created and shaped by King.
Was King cucked by a black guy?
I thought it was actually really good. Pretty excited for the next one.
It was Ben the fat guy that had the biggest cock. So I guess he was cucked by a fat guy, but Bev also got an orgasm when she had sex with Stephen's self-insert.
>if you don't like a heavily shilled reboot, you're Reddit
Get off my board, kiddo.
>depicting a woman as hyper sexualized, sexually aggressive, and promiscuous
>feminist
Nice try.
Yeah right. Guess I'll have to abstain from this board now until this film premieres in my country.
It was okay. The kids acting like suicidal idiots didn't bother me as much it did you because I accepted the movie was going to keep doing that the first time it happened. I enjoyed the slideshow scene but everything else was whatever.
>literally the definition of an "empowered" womyn
>not feminist
Feminism is about women being able to fuck whoever they want, whenever they want, however they want, and not being treated in a remotely sexual way by any man they don't want to fuck AKA being "objectified".
They basically want to be sluts without any of the negative consequences.
Sex positive feminist does, sex negative feminist does not.
Anyone else catch the Tim Curry clown doll in the dollroom?
Satan speaks the truth
>the definition of "feminist" is "woman who behaves in a way that maximises my chance of getting laid"
This delusion. No, "empowered women" is about women being empowered to live and prosper independent of and equal to men. The model of an "empowered woman" is a CEO raising adopted kids, not a porn star. The goal of feminism isn't to suck your dick. Jesus Christ.
Why does anyone try to have this argument on Sup Forums. Just stop.
Mama from Mama (2013) makes an extended cameo for no reason
The one they pointed out in all the trailers? I'm sure a lot of people.
>left out the black spot/mikes backstory
>left out the part where an extremely cruel act has to kickstart the feeding
>left out patrick hockstetter's whole story
>left out the hobo screaming at eddie "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A DIME FIFTEEN CENTS FOR OVERTIME"
still kinda scary bc I wasn't expecting a lot of thing bc the book was different
oh.. i didn't watch the trailers
i guess i'm not that special...
Because I'm benching and have nothing else to do in between sets. And you never know, sometimes you can actually change a person's mind here.
what's your bench
did they have sex or masturbation scenes in the movie?
nope patrick hockstetter was only in as a redshirt
>MY board
Lol fucking loser
too bad. was eager to see patrick masturbating henry. ;_;
Not high enough. I was going for 195 lbs 3x5 this morning, but I failed the last rep of the last set. I'm pissed. Been doing SS for two months or so.
Stephen King is basically a pedophile right? Why did that hack ever get popular? His books are trash. Definitely an agenda here somewhere
>The model of an "empowered woman" is a CEO raising adopted kids
This is the model of a privileged woman. Most genuinely empowered women belong to minorities and fight every day against oppression and inequality.
Rosa Park is the archetype of an empowered woman, not a fucking slave of the corporate powers that thinks adopting children to prevent "ruining" her body with the natural sequels of pregnancy is a sign of strength and independence.
>why did a hack fraud get popular for writing shitty books
Ask JK Rowling
Media pushes certain authors for a reason. The movie sexualized young kids
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I'm looking forward the word "privilege" falling out of circulation in a few years.
>It sucked
did it feel good?
You should ask yourself why the concept of privilege bothers you so much. Maybe you're becoming aware of your own and you're struggling to accept it.
>consciously defined character traits have no pay off
I love watching people who don't know anything about writing comment on it
And you do? please link me to your work right now or shut the fuck up.
tweeny edge
Lmao
No, it annoys me for the same reason Grumpy Cat annoys me: I can't go online without seeing people posting about it 24/7. It's an intellectual fad that will pass. Privilege, micro aggressions, the whole shebang. People are getting sick of it. Young people will rebel against the privilege checkers just like every generation of intellectual before them were rebelled against. So it goes.
I've got a great life and enjoy things many people aren't so fortunate to enjoy. And I don't feel bad about that at all. It doesn't bother me.
Help brainlet out. Do floating people in the end survive or what?
Stephen King characters have always had thr bantz and I'm glad they hoghlighted that. Eddie was my favorite character.
IT'S A GAZIBO
Fuck up loser lmao
You're going to laugh your ass off, fucking pussy
I loved him as a teenager and read most of his major novels before moving on to other writers. Pedophilia, gay-bashing, obsessing over black people, villainous caedboaed cutouts, and long tangents about summer end store specials are par for the course with him. There's also more than a few scenes of characters angrily jacking off or sucking dick. King is repressed.
Not an argument
>Lmao
>Grumpy Cat
Baiting 101:
If you absolutely must add some 9fag shit, remember it goes towards the end of the post. Otherwise people will bite too early and reply without even glancing at your carefully crafted wall of text.
(You)'re welcome.
Not even the guy you were bitching at so there was never an argument in the first place. Hahahah weird little faggot
How many screamers are in that crap? Also, is there something at the end of the credits?
>Implying I'm the same faggot
Fuck off, reddit faggot
Never been to Reddit autist keep embarrassing yourself
>How many screamers are in that crap?
Two. And a bunch of jumpscares that don't involve screaming.
>is there something at the end of the credits?
Beverly fucking the gang.
>Never been to reddit
>Types reddit with a capital r, like praising it
Fuck off, hipster redditor faggot
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Nah keep staying mad about a movie. Loser
I've never been to 9gag, but incessant privilege whining and lazy memes have ruined my Facebook feed.
Kek
>redditor
>Calls me a loser
Kek
The movie is okay, the best part is definitely the dancing clown and Richie
Genuinely embarrassing
How is there are a sequel to this that is a continuation of the same book. They killed the monster. Does he die halfway through the book?
>not capitalizing proper nouns
Don't you know that poor grammar is a trademark of the average Reddit user?
Just like your life
>Implying reddit is a person
My sides
Just like your wife
He returns 27 years later to fuck more shit up. The kids hurt It but didn't kill it.
He doesn't die. They just injure it badly and it goes into hibernation until the next cycle. They think it's dead but make the pact to come back if it isn't. And it isn't
You're both cringy little faggots
>Georgie, the nicest character in the movie
>has the most brutal, slowest and most painful death scene
what the fuck
>thread about film critique
>immediately devolves into reddit obsession shit-throwing and feminist debate
zzz
>implying proper nouns only designate individuals
>implying Reddit isn't also the name of a character (pic related)
Because these dumb little faggots can't actually critique a movie. They have to spout stupid as buzzwords about some other shitty site and oppose the movie because they think it makes them an edgy contrarian
Sup Forums - Throwing shit & Feminism
>Implying I have a wife
Shut up, memecenter faggot
>
Kek, he's name is not "reddit", you dumbass, but "little faggot"
pic related
Not really, the movie isn't out in their countries, so they're still memeing, just guve it 2, 3 days maximum and the threads will be serious
It's genuinely embarrassing. I remember I acted like that when I was 15-16 and realized around 18 that people hate that shit and look down at you like you're a fucking freak. Thank god I stopped that shit. No wonder most of these posters are friendless losers
The CG was downright shit and didn't blend in the movie at all, like who the fuck did they let make it, it looked rushed as fuck the shaders were all off and lighting was fucked.
>he's name is not "reddit", you dumbass, but "little faggot"
Aha! I got you now. Only a Redditor would know that thing's real name.
Now that you've been exposed go back to your shitty website to suck Little Faggot's dick.
Kek, what an edgy faggot, I know his name because Sup Forums memes about it everyday on Sup Forums, fucking newfag redditor memecenter 9gag tumblr faggot
The CG for the monsters were pretty bad but all the clown stuff was great and I enjoyed it
reddit loved this movie what are you on about?
What do you mean with "all the clown stuff"?
Did you expect them to show Beverly's actress' real nude body in that uncanny gangbang scene? We're already lucky enough that her orgasm face wasn't CGI.