/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Sheryl Lee with hat ON Edition

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TRASH SHOW

S3 worst season

Sherilyn Fenn (globalgoodnews.com/cultural-news-a.html?art=148148849869155849)
Madchen Amick (themadchenamick.com/single-post/2017/02/19/Mäd-Love-Balancing-Stress)
Laura Dern (tmhome.com/experiences/actress-laura-dern-on-meditation-practice/)
Julee Cruise (braddstudios.com/2012/05/01/the-world-spins-an-interview-with-julee-cruise/)
Chrysta Bell (chrystabell.com/dl-impact-on-my-life/)
Michael Cera (gq.com/story/oral-history-of-david-lynch)
David Bowie (dailyo.in/lifestyle/david-bowie-wendy-leigh-the-man-who-fell-to-earth-love-affairs-mick-jagger-guns-n-roses-slash-kim-fowley/story/1/9510.html)
Naomi Watts (dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1041345/My-style-Screen-siren-Naomi-Watts-reveals-fashion-secrets.html)

People are still so mad that they were too braindead to recognize the greatness of S3. Warms my heart.

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But leave the generals, please.

Reminder that David Lynch is literally a cult leader (suggestibility.org).

Is it CUTE canon?

>tfw I was sexually assaulted today
So how was your day /tpg/?

So what was up with Hawk kinda entering the black lodge in one of the first episodes?

Kale too? ;_;

True

I was falling asleep last night and it struck me that Laura Palmer is now alive again and is forced to relive the horrors of her previous life.

Super bad end, I like it.

So what do we do now

Maybe

Newsflash: Any single person browsing this website, if given the opportunity, could write a meandering, nonsensical, bullshit finale (or story for that matter) that basically boils down to: "You don't know anything, you never will know anything, you know you won't know anything, enjoy futility and failure."

ANY SINGLE PERSON CAN DO THAT. IT'S FUCKING EASY.

You know what the vast vast VAST majority of people on this website can't do? Write a good story. Write a story that is surreal but has a sense of cohesion and, well, sense to it. Write a story that has the audience ask questions, and then give the material for you to work with. Write a story with a huge laundry list of characters where they and their actions matter (I'm not saying you can't have characters abruptly have their arcs end, but there needs to be a reason). Write a finale that constitutes finality and isn't long-take after long-take where nothing happens.

Any fucking schmuck can make something that people "are supposed to hate". I can mash on a piano and say that this is your concert. I can pile a bunch of raw ingredients on your plate and say it is your meal. I can shoehorn in Judy's name and a lame "it was all a dream/parallel universes bro" plot into the finale of twin peaks and so could you or anyone on Sup Forums or Sup Forums.

Laura is not alive. Nothing is alive anymore.

Reminder to watch Twin Peaks with care.

The entire cast of Twin Peaks is heavily involved with TM, with Lynch, Angelo, and Kyle at the front. Mark Frost is the only major player that is not involved with TM. Michael Ontkean does not follow TM, which is why he wasn't brought back. The entire fucking cast is part of this cult.

Look into it.

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My day has only just begun since it's 7 AM here but I am sorry to hear that you were sexually assaulted, user

>Harry is very sick

Jesus Christ, that is actually spooky.

Between the original run, FWWM, and now the Return, I honestly believe Twin Peaks is the greatest series ever made.

Angelo? Are you sure? I heard he tried it but didn't continue. Source for Kyle being involved in it?

I'm going to rewatch S3 one episode a week every Sunday night.

I got nothing else.

Why are her yes red? Is she DUDE WEED LMAO?

>The entire cast of Twin Peaks is heavily involved with TM
"No"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_learned_Transcendental_Meditation

Laura isn't alive because she's not real. The whole ending is meta commentary on the show being nothing more than something 2 dudes dreamt up and put on screen. Cooper talking to the real life owner of the Palmer house was there for a reason. The ending is them realizing they're fictional characters in a 'dream' world.

Coop fucked about with the fabric of reality and shit, right? Does that mean they were never bros?

So they never fucked either?

start a petition for HBO to bring back Carnivale and pray that Michael J. Anderson doesn't go crazy again

/tpg/

David Lynch's acting gave me some inspiration to socialize

He seems like a robot/autist but without any filter and an appreciation for people and relationships. A weird mix, with a boyish charm

I have been channeling him when talking to others. I just imagine gordon cole looking people directly in the eye and shouting out what he needs to say in a clear concise speech pattern. But shouting to me is just normal projecting, I have a mumbling problem.

I have had a lot of luck with it since I started. People tell me I seem to have gone through some sort of growth, they feel I am more 'there' now, and not being dodgy. And in this manner of channeling the Lynch, a girl told me I am free to sleep over at her place whenever I need to. Yes, in that sense. She saw the Lynchian charm. I almost doubled over and broke my cool but I kept channeling the lynch. I'm not even going to dick her, I'm going to stop by and give her some company and make her dinner.

Thank you david lynch for teaching this autist to talk. Thanks /tpg/

Look at the other two hats on images. Her eyes are completely normal there so it's probably just the one image looking funky to you

Friendly reminder.

What is TM?

11:05!

That list is not complete. Just understand you're watching a TM production, that's all I'm saying.

Name any major actor in Twin Peaks, there will be a TM connection. The musical acts are involved, too.

Google it. Kyle and his wife are both involved in TM.

What is it? Why does it matter?

>tfw I'm turning into DoppelCoop

>why are her yes red?

What did the straight-edger mean by this?

I know how to google and nothing points to Kyle being involved in transcendental meditation
Your meme is kill, friend

It's a cult. The entire show is involved with this cult, except Mark Frost (maybe). Michael Ontkean is not involved in it, and he wasn't brought back (his character is very unwell, you see).

meditation is not a cult

This. It's basically just a simple relaxation technique.

only people still in these threads are the trash Sheryl Lee posters.

Meditation is somehow ignored and yet very important to stay afloat in todays world

You are coming across as more crazy than anyone involved with TM. If you want to convince people TM is a scam, perhaps you should try acting a little less delusional yourself.

Meditation is great

TM is still a scam

Meditation does not equal TM

Soundtrack when?

Reminder the David Lynch Foundation is actively trying to bring TM to schools. Reminder there are serious dangers for your health if you practice TM. People were brainwashed into having headaches when doing TM and had to pay additional money to get their headache removed.

>tfw you will never _____ special agent Dale Cooper's big butt

;_;

David Lynch's membership fee costs thousands of dollars and all you get is told how to breathe and a "magic word" special to you which you repeat over and over

i am not making this up, lynch is a snake oils salesman even though meditation is good for you

What the hell is TM

It's not just meditation, it's TM and it is a cult.

Your googling needs work, friend. Kyle is heavily involved in TM and has worked for the DLF on numerous occasions.

suggestibility.org

So, are we all in agreement now?

nothing, apparently. I almost forgot about this desu

what other plotholes were there this season?

Is this what /tpg/ is about now?

how long before post finale interviews with the cast and Lynch start pouring in?

How about you post some links with proof?

>tfw TP made me start acting more like Dougie
wish I was memeing

>dark space low starts playing

same. I don't feel like I need anything anymore.

me too my brother XD

Do you get to meditate with him or something? I would pay thousands to get my own personalized mantra from David Lynch and sit with him for a while d e s u

David Lynch, the co-creator of the series and prominent director, is a heavy advocate of TM. That is why it is brought up

Coop is pure and not for lewd, user.

I'm not even saying anything extreme, just that the entire show is involved with TM.

but what about the 2 (TWO) sex scenes he had this season???

Sabrina Sutherland has one this weekend that should shed some insight.

Sheryl Lee and David Lynch also have one at Lynch's festival sometime in October, I'm betting they'll talk about it. Even if Lynch doesn't like interpreting his work, he likes to talk about filming.

tinfoil /x/ poster please stop trying to equate transcendental mediation to Scientology kthx

But you still want things, right?

>lynch has been inspired by crowley and the O.T.O.
YOU JUST KNOW THEY ALL HAD RITUAL SEX

>tfw Coop can't save her
>tfw Coop can't save himself

So why does everyone have a hate boner for transcendental meditation?

Lynch is doing a festival? Cool. What is the festival about?

Because the show has ended and there is nothing more to talk about so now the general will melt down into chronic shitposting until you guys finally stop

It literally is the same.

Reminder David Lynch is literally brainwashed into believing made up mythology (youtube.com/watch?v=BH4qD5Fzyjk&t=31m08s)

Janey raped him as he was a potato-mode and thus unfit to consent.
Neither he nor Diane wanted to have sex but they "had" too to achieve the ultimate goal, thus that was cosmic rape by coercion.

In short, Coop is pure.

>It literally is the same

It literally is not, jackass

It financially preys upon people desperate for spirituality. They want thousands of dollars.

welcometotwinpeaks.com/event/david-lynch-festival-of-disruption-2017/

Sheryl's the only cast from the show, but there'll also be Dean Hurley who handles all the kickass music, the casting director, and a few more. Should be cool to hear from them. The rest of the festival is music and art.

Fedora tippers

Do you do TM yourself?

It is a funny feeling looking at a post and suddenly knowing that the general will die from here on out

Staring death in the face

HelloooOOOoo!

Sheryl Lee is a wonderful and beautiful woman with a heart and soul of gold as well as a soothing voice and heart-warming smile!

HUG!

How much did you spend on your mantra, friend?

Spoiler alert, the festival is about TM and will feature many of the artists seen in Twin Peaks. Not even memeing.

Yes and I have for a long time and I can assure you there is absolute nothing shady about it at all.

Didn't both soundtracks get released today? If so, where can we get them?

>Mr. C - Lawful Evil
>Richard - Lawful Neutral
>Cooper - Lawful Good

>Dougie - Chaotic Good
D&D alignments are completely retarded outside of D&D settings where Law, Chaos, Good and Evil are concrete forces and not just concepts

I pretty much hated it right away, but after an hour two I started to love it. I really love it now, good ending, lots to talk about.

it was fun while it lasted

the real twin peaks was the friends we made along the way

I will not soon forget your kindness and decency, /tpg/.

>tfw it's true ;_;
davidlynchfoundation.org/schools.html

This guy shows up at your workplace and says hello to you
What do you do?

Nope, the more I think about it the more it annoys me. Well shot and acted, great sound design but I really hate how the scope and the direction of the show is so at odds with the original run

More or less, yeah. I felt very hurt by the ending when I first watched it. Like someone had just hit me in the nuts with a hammer. But then the pain subsided and I stopped peeing blood and now my erections are harder than ever.

I'm part of the way through Season 1, never seen or heard anything else about the series

Should I keep going? It's kind of weird so far, interesting enough but not super engrossing yet

I ask him what the fuck he would like to order

For him? Its gonna be the mcchicken

Can you describe the lessons?

Has Coop shown a map of Tibet yet?

I think so? Last thing I remember was Coop having a weird fucking dream sequence