Your crush is going on a date tonight

>your crush is going on a date tonight
>she will be gargling in ecstasy as he thrusts inside her
>you'll be at home watching peep show

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>never had a true crush on a real woman, just fuck 'n Sneed fantasies
>my only crushes are animated women
>even if they were real they'd still not fuck me

You are a beta faggot.

My 10 year crush died two years ago of sudden organ failure.
[spoilers]I was relieved[/spoilers]

You mess up your spoiler

what does having a crush feel like?

all my crushes celebrities. nonceleb women are just basic bitches.

Crushing pain mixed with the joy when you get to actually talk to them

Exciting and limitless

>go on the best date of my life. She's laughing the whole time telling me how much fun she's having. Says it's the best date she's ever been on. Hangs out with me super late

>doesn't text me back

what did I do wrong

you shouldnt have crushes on 10 year olds user

What do you mean 'joy' when talking to them?
You don't feel like that at all times?

Her loss. Forget it and move on.

thanks man. that means a lot hearing that actually

Are you looking to die?

did you fart on her?

Hm, I'm seeing 4 women right now so maybe I'm using some beta's crush as a cock holster... Sorry guys.

A crush is someone you inexplicably value more than yourself, usually just based on teenaged libido. You imagine saving your crush in a zombie apocalypse, singing songs to them and going on dates.

Most people don't get involved with their crush.

YOU call her you dumbasss

good thing i haven't had a crush in years :)

>doesn't text me back
are you a fucking idiot

Dont let girls like this get to you, theres nothing wrong with dropping a girl for not beung helpful to your emotional state

Weird stuff.

>You're online all night
>He's fucking her pussy with all of his might

Yeah, its crazy what happens when you dont engulf yourself with 2d girls

Do you mean cartoons? I haven't watched cartoons outside of animated sitcoms here and there since I was a kid.
I've never had a crush or been in love so its always fun to hear the sort of stuff people go through.

>you're considering suicide
>he's taking your crush for a cowgirl ride

>You're at the bottom of the human race
>he's about to cum on her face

>You are taking a ride in your beemer.
>She is getting a Cleveland steamer.

>You haven't had sex in years
>He's getting sucked by your crush after just two beers

Good thing I'll be thrusting into my gf then

I thought gays were super easy

op is a (you) farming chinese nigger

>my crush has spiraled into alcoholism and then straight opiates since deciding to break away from me
>it's vindicating to know I was the best choice for her and have gotten to be out of her league but I still wish I could save her sometimes

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>tfw 26 and too blackpilled to have crushes
>tfw no friends
>tfw have a job that barely requires effort or even sitting in the office but still unhappy
>tfw will spend Friday night either reading or sitting around in train stations in London, drinking coffee, browsing the internet on my phone, feeling sad about life, seeing Chads and Staceys getting reading to enjoy their youths on a night out
>tfw Federer out of the us open and have nothing to look forward to this week
>tfw if del potro doesn't best Nadal I could snap

Fluctuating between periods of hopeful optimism and suicidal depression.

Why don't you go to Tate Britain and check out the Turner collection.

Shut the fuck up and go fuck a slut. No excuses.

Tinder isn't that hard guys.

You guys are just lazy

Akin to being gay. Crushes are for flaming faggots

Thanks. It's hard when you feel like something clicked only to realize you're the only one who felt it.

This. Fuck I hate this board.

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER you cringy piece of shit. Do that and there's a million non-degenerate women out there looking for an actual man.

>youtube.com/watch?v=BYFjRH-vxGg

Keep your life in order. Start with yourself. You must be competent, reliable, hardworking, and, above all, happy. Do people in your life trust and respect you? What does your family think about you? Are you capable of raising children? Always remember: we live in first world countries and have opportunity that most people born on this planet do not. Things aren't as good for us as they were for our parents. But billions of people in the third world would still kill to have the opportunities that you do right now. So take care of yourself! Work your ass off, every day, to build a good life for you, and for your family. Spend your time wisely, and keep your real life priorities in order. Work hard, but also do fun and wholesome things with real people in real life. That is very important. Nothing on the internet should ever take away from your real life.

DELET

This is why she doesn't like you. Stop giving a fuck you pathetic loser.

How is having sex with some VD infested strange the same as spending time with someone you actually care about? Fuck off you degenerate pieces of shit.

Stop masturbating too ya cringe cunt

Wait actually kill yourself instead

Once you grow up and realise all women no matter what they appear to be are stupid sluts you'll understand sweetie

>Spend your time wisely, and keep your real life priorities in order. Work hard, but also do fun and wholesome things with real people in real life. That is very important. Nothing on the internet should ever take away from your real life.
*shitposts on Sup Forums for 8 hours each day*

Frustrating

You texted her too fast and now you seem desperate and thus undesirable.

>you're watching office reruns
>he's already between her buns

I've fucked a lot of women off tinder/bumble and have never caught anything. Anyways, just get some strange while you look for the right one for you, it will help build confidence and stop you from defeating yourself all the time.

Honestly, some of the women you meet on those apps are pretty fun to hang around.

>You're posting frogs online like a chump
>He's about to bust a nut in her rump

You fell through the cracks. Women aren't that dependable or responsible typically. There is a reason they tend to earn less.

I've had many crushes and I agree with all you have said about it.

>you're so special, why doesn't she notice?
>Chad holds his erect cock in her face and says blow this

You have such a low opinion of women that you assume any that use Tinder are irredeemable sluts. It's just an app that lets you discover the existence of people that you never might meet going about your normal daily life. My girlfriend lives 20 miles away and I would have never found her if online dating apps didn't exist. I think you're just scared to try, scared of rejection, and you think you're entitled to a really beautiful perfect girl when you're probably very average yourself. Tell me I'm projecting if you like but I've got a girl who tells me she loves me everyday, so I can't be that pathetic...

Like being a coward to afraid to act on his feelings

Can you fucking go away. They already btfo'd you in the junkie thread.

Tinder isn't a dating app. It is a sex app and there is a good chance you'll get a std when consorting with promiscuous partners.

People who go on dates fuck each other, stop being such a child

Go to bed faggot. Get lost.

To each his own, I'm not comfortable enough with strangers to open up in any way, mentally, physically, or emotionally.

>I think you're just scared to try, scared of rejection, and you think you're entitled to a really beautiful perfect girl when you're probably very average yourself
I'm entitled to nothing. I'll probably end up alone but that's fine. Not everyone is cut out for that world.

Did you just assume my timezone?????

tfw too old and numb to feel things like love anymore

This guy fucks

I'm seeing 3. I've been out-Chadded.

You should probably just kill yourself then

But people who are dating are having sex with fewer partners than sex addicts on tinder just looking for hookups.

Get lost fag.

It's cool my dude, you do you.

A disgusting trend as of late, women on tinder are actually looking for relationships. But really, tinder isn't the devil people make it out to be. Its not like you message a girl your dick pic and she says hell yea let's do this.

>calls self Chad
>posts on Sup Forums
You're a Brad at best more likely a Thad

>Its not like you message a girl your dick pic and she says hell yea let's do this
But that's basically exactly what it us. Even on the most fundamental level it is the epitome of superficiality and narcissism. You are literally making a judgment on a person based on their looks and deciding whether you will evet interact with them based on it, how does it get any more shallow than that?

sex slave auctions

How is that different than some in person interaction?

>See hot girl
>Approach to converse

>Swipe right on hot girl
>Start chatting

Maybe we are just operating on two different wavelengths here...

That's how it works if you are trying to pick up random women, but not everyone works like that. There are plenty of people that develop a relationship through being in the same class as someone or working at the same place. Sometimes you get to know someone purely by being thrusted into a situation with them.

You just have to find a girl as pathetic as you are

>Eating pussy is also really tasty god damn.
Confirmed for never eaten pussy. Pussy is disgusting.

There's gotta be some physical attraction there, though..

I guess if you aren't attractive then it can be hard to get your foot in the door on dating apps.

Only betas have to eat pussy. If you can't just fuck a girl good you're pathetic.

Well I really like how my girlfriend's pusy tastes...
Then again I like how all of her smells and tastes, she is just one big aphrodisiac to me.
Girls smell gooooood

>There's gotta be some physical attraction there, though
Sure if you're looking for a quick suck and fuck, but that's not what everyone is looking for. Looks as well as love are fleeting.

>Sex addicts are the most aesthetic creatures in the world.
oh boy

Okay I'll have to resign myself to being a pathetic beta who makes me gf cum with my mouth until my face is sopping wet and she kisses me afterwards

How do you manage to not get bored talking to women when you're sober?
I can't last more than 15 minutes listening to them ramble about their inane harry potter, game of thrones, star wars, social media, halloween garbage. I've only ever had sex drunk because they're really, really boring otherwise.

Lmao have fun. She probably treats you like her bitch aswell.

Joke's on you: my crush is happily married and have a kid.

I am hoping to be fem-blacked in the near future, how should I prepare for this wild rife?

Find one with the same interests as you then?
That's partly why tinder is great. You can look through 100s of profiles to find just a few that are perfect... Good luck talking to 100s of women through conventional methods, it would take years

That's why you create conversations about interesting things and end it with a question about them. They always steer it that way regardless. Involve them

So you would settle down with a hamplanet, no problem?

I guess that's why you see many r9k guys scoring on dating apps.

Expand your horizons man, surround yourself with quality. There are plenty of women out there who do interesting things. What do you do for fun?

We do have fun :3
She cries when I leave

It's actually better to meet a girl in person. People that can text well don't necessarily translate to good talkers.

I had something similar happen. I had a largely platonic fling* with one of my wife's coworkers, but I could see it was going to end badly if we couldn't stop it somehow.

Then she got diagnosed with colon cancer and died after a long, debilitating struggle.

>*we did once get to third base
>at my fucking wedding reception

>So you would settle down with a hamplanet, no problem?
No, I think obesity says more about a person's mental health then their physical state.

>Find one with the same interests as you then?
No such thing. Modern women feel like extensions of the same hive mind most of the time. I'm definitely physically attracted to women but I can't bear being around them.

>Expand your horizons man, surround yourself with quality. There are plenty of women out there who do interesting things. What do you do for fun?
I've been intimate with female phds who STILL spent hours blabbing about harry potter nonsense and astrology. Hell, I don't even care about what the specific interests are as long as the interest is genuine but I've never seen genuineness.

I'm sure she does. An hour later she's getting a good dicking from an actual man and laughing at how weak you are.