Am I supposed to be sympathetic to the liberal characters on the show? The dyke main character played by Sarah Paulson is completely hysterical and hypocritical and have subtly mistreated their son by not telling him he has a father. For god's sake, she's afraid of dicks! Like, literally - the clowns she's scared off have dicks on their face and jack off in front of her. And the guy played by Evan Peters that's meant to be the evil future cultist leader as a stand-in for 'those Sup Forums guys' isn't even that bad when he talks about freedom of speech and assembly, lmoa. What, he easily triggered and set up some beaners? Big deal.
This is what leftists always do; they make their good guys into cartoon characters and their bad guys into anti-villains because they give them good points. It's how Starship Troopers was accidentally a decent argument for fascism. If I'm meant to feel sorry for the Hillary supporting characters, then good job, you've made them into unintentional parodies. If they are meant to be an allegory of the theme of the season - cults - then legitimate good job, lol. I can even take the blompf bashing if that's the case.
user, user... the sooner you realize real life is literally a survival horror movie, the better for you. libshits are LITERAL braindead zombies, they're all probably infected with some parasites, there's no other explanation. ever since the french revolution we're in a heavy minority. most people find the hysterical election night reactions hilarious, but not me, they're the writing on the wall for me. >don't be afraid xD does it mean i can take a nice evening stroll to a ghetto with my white gf and my white baby sister?
Luis Powell
I haven't watched it but "ahs: Cult" she's probably gonna join a cult, so she needs to be a little crazy
Also, the first season when the girl finds her own dead body #wow #whoa that was the spookiest part
Cooper Hall
the cult are the clowns who symbolize donald trump nazi supporters
Chase Perry
That would be a boring season because everyone's already made that leap. It'd be far more interesting if the clowns feed off the fear of leftists where there is none and the finale had someone calling out Paulson's character as hysterical by showing Drumpf with the LGBT flag.
Also I love how she's all 'our Guatemalan housekeeper is gone maybe she was killed or deported!' Oh boo hoo, the 3rd worlder you had as slave labour is missing, I bet you feel so sorry for her. Again, if this isn't the message then this is Trolls 2 tier of inadvertent parody.
Seriously my sides.
Benjamin Gray
it's like american history x all over again.
Xavier Smith
i can't see lefty ryan murphy doing that. ultimately the trump supporter will come out looking the worst in this show. people are also incorrectly thinking this show is criticizing clinton supporters, when actually it's criticizing liberals who didn't vote for clinton.
Ryan Price
you know what i take that back because we actually dont know if the clowns are the cult. she has a fear of clowns and sees them even though no one besides her and her kid see them so idk
Noah Miller
Stop being so angry.
Josiah Brooks
no you
Connor Edwards
I'm not angry I am legitimately amused and want to watch next week. I will be pirating and not giving them my money however.
was anyone humping their tv over how funny this was
Xavier Flores
I'm hyped as fuck for the live threads. This show is a hoot already.
Ayden Price
> hype enough to hump your tv
Justin Sanders
You're not supposed to be sympathetic to anyone yet except maybe the kid.
Josiah Miller
fuck that lil gay faggot and his safety bkanket
Cooper Allen
Why is he missing a hand? I didn't even notice that when watching at first. WTF?
Cooper Brooks
he is a she
Jonathan Russell
He's a kid, you jackass.
Andrew Campbell
tl;dr
Levi Bennett
chaz bono has diabetis.
Mason Peterson
You realize that this is satire, right? The writers are making cartoon caricatures of the hysterical left and the frogposting right.
Stop being so autistic.
Colton Lee
it might be genderless
Thomas Bell
The Drumpf death cult likely had him cut it off as blood sacrifice in some ritual to kill minorities and women.
Jackson Turner
bullshit, they're criticizing liberals that didn't vote for hillary.
Lincoln Reyes
The symbolism is pathetically transparent.
Clowns=Nazis
The hysterical liberal clowns everywhere after the election. She's seen as hysterical.
But in the show, there are real evil clowns that aren't in her imagination, ie she's not totally crazy cause muh evil Nazis do exist.
Josiah Jenkins
Clowns are the alt-right
Austin Cooper
>implying it won't be about them being stuck in a town with crazed Trump supporters >implying isn't hitting quite close to the mark even though he's joking >implying they'd criticize liberals let alone even think of criticizing a gay female couple
Justin Stewart
M8, one of the lines for a liberal from the pilot was:
>OMG I can't believe this! Why didn't CNN give me a trigger warning?!
Again, stop being so autistic. You're acting like a liberal.
Christopher Thompson
that's lame gentle ribbing. the main hysterical lady is a jill stein supporter.
Elijah Sullivan
watch antifa show up in the show and beat up le scary nazi clowns
Michael Johnson
What, for being indoctrinated into far left hysteria? Is Murphy/Falcuck that gutsy? Nah.
Jace Sanchez
how much do you want to bet that even her wife is in on it
William Torres
I could never feel sorry for Clinton supporters under any circumstance. They're all human garbage, just like Hillary.
Brody Phillips
what about the whole twisty the clown plot?
Elijah Martin
Real life looks like it might be making a comeback. We can only hope.
Justin Perez
There will be a copycat Twisty cultist.
Landon Long
Pinkerton shitheel BTFO
Ethan Jackson
They should rename it american 'comedy' story
Lincoln Rogers
>that ominous music when a normal guy puts on a hat
Chase Torres
>dude it's satire XD it's not
Adam Martinez
Satire has to be apparent, if you have to think about weather or not something is satire - it isn't satire.
For instance: The Trump voter impossible to sympathize with or even understand. He exhibits no relateable emotion and his actions, so far, range from cartoonish to literally "nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor" tier. Meanwhile, the only flaw of the dyke is that she overreacts and becomes hysterical too often.
Please tell me which "side" the writers of this show are.
Kevin Roberts
It's always been more comedy than horror.
Benjamin Martin
I think you're triggered, please relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Lincoln Richardson
What role is Best Emma™ going to play?
Caleb Rogers
>When Lena Dunham retweeted me 6000 times, it was the highlight of my life! >They're actually going to have Dunham on the show
This is hilarious. This is like unintentional satire.
Isaac King
>Is waiting for clown masks to sell like hotcakes during halloween and for all the glorious LARPing trolls of /pol to make clowns a symbol of white supremacy
Juan Long
It's ok to be wrong, no need to get butthurt about it.
Christopher Gutierrez
...
Kayden Campbell
get me a job and a gf and I will
Evan Ortiz
>.png Nobody is ever going to open this, retard.
Jonathan Hall
>you are afraid we are not
Didn't know that the right have to have safe places and free speech shut down because it might upset their fee fees.
Fucking gook.
Thomas Hall
Wasn't she one of the clowns? They looked exactly like her.
Jack Ross
this.
Samuel Gomez
Yeah she's probably this one same sort of body.
Matthew Allen
>this is a blip, a temporary infada
Why did I imagine him as Wojak saying this through angry tears? Too much Sup Forums for me tbf
Jacob Young
Why did he use the word "intafada" that's what Palestinians use for their uprisings, is Ryan revealing the jew?
Logan Reed
Lena Dunham's show mocks feminists constantly.
Daniel Bennett
>Psychiatrist tells dyke to stop tweeting >She's still looking at Drumpf tweets muttering 'stop tweeting REEEEE' under her breath
What did Murphy mean by this?
Lincoln Long
That the character in the drama you are watching is the agent of her own destruction. It's a common trope in fiction.
Daniel Gonzalez
>she
Christopher Perez
>dude if you have to think then it's too hard >dude everything needs an obvious agenda Yank detected
Asher Morris
>libshits Anyone who splits people into groups like this is a literaly braindead zombie.
You have been fed this story of us vs them for so long that you are just as much a sheep as the people you criticise.
The people in power will keep feeding you this shit, and you'll keep eating it up thinking you are somehow "winning" while the only ones truly winning are the ones who control everything.
Xavier Gray
>thinking is hard
Easton Richardson
>Please tell me which "side" the writers of this show are. isn't it better that you can't tell?
Ethan Reed
Did you copypaste this? Because this is friggin' hilarious.
Jackson Howard
Being so afraid of something, that you hallucinate and start throwing wine bottles around, before crashing your car in an empty car park is a pretty big flaw...
Jayden Campbell
...
Justin Nelson
reddit to a tee
Aiden Ross
It's sad that people can't see this. Trump supporters were cheering for the scrapping of Obama care, despite needing, and even being on obama care. They didn't care though, because to them Obama was the enemy, so anything with his name on must be bad.
It'd be great if they managed to take the piss out of the divisions with some sort of balance. But that smug little speech by the chink from The Mentalist was pure Tumblr.
Ryder Sanders
Truly the most delicate snowflakes of all.
Levi Brown
>he
Luis Jones
Makes sense
How much you want to bet that the lesbian characters wife is also a clown
Nolan Martinez
What will Lena Dunham's character do?
Justin Sanchez
Shove rocks into Sarah's vagina.
Ryan Lopez
Did he hump his tv on election nite?
Ayden Diaz
Nah Sarah's too old mate.
Matthew Watson
That scene is straight out of a Tumblr webcomic.
Carson Ross
Shove rocks into Oz's boipucci?
Leo Rodriguez
Kai dyes his hair because they want him to look like this guy, right?
Aaron Taylor
Only in a tumblr webcomic Evan Peter's character would be killed then and there and not turn into Charles Manson later.
William Campbell
ayyyyy That's the one (y)
Noah Sullivan
>freedom of speech and assembly are now a bad thing Orwell was not joking after all
Xavier Carter
>>freedom of speech and assembly are now a bad thing
What are you quoting?
Isaiah Robinson
>starship troopers was a good argument for fascism HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carter Mitchell
look the OP
Easton Parker
He doesn't say that. Nor is he implying the show said that.
Alexander Bennett
The Asian guy is the only character on the show who is 100% right and if you disagree with that it's because you are that guy he was talking about.
Levi Martin
Watch the scene you fucking goose.
Chase Hall
Nice bait
Carson Cruz
they wanted him to look like heath ledger's joker cause he's an agent of chaos. this show is dumb.
Elijah Adams
SJWs dye their hair blue, the only truly unhinged character has warning SJW tier hair.
WEW
Camden Jenkins
Never heard of people getting diabetic nerve death flesh rot in their hands. Only their feet and legs.
Nicholas Hughes
you're afraid, we're not.
Cameron Allen
welcome to trump's america.
Oliver Taylor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is this actually the angle they're going for with this show? This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen if it's unintentional.