Leo and Brad, huh? *look her up and down* Wow, aren't you thinking a little too highly of yourself?

>Leo and Brad, huh? *look her up and down* Wow, aren't you thinking a little too highly of yourself?
It's that simple.

>i thought you were a bit more sophisticated, oh welll

That just comes across as petty and mean spirited.

>shut up cunt
and then it was over

SHE FUCKING IMPLIED HES FAT AND THAT SHE WOULD SPREAD HER LEGS INSTANTLY FOR LEO AND BRAD STFU YOU IRONIC KEK KNIGHT

>I know you are, but what am I?

Everyone saw the joke as rude and in poor taste. Jonah won in the end.

>jerk store

>*splashes water in her face* How dare you?
Why didn't he just do what every normal person would have done?

>well you're country a shit and surrender monkeys cheese mon amour homelet du putain you fucking whore

THIS is how you do it.

Nice.
This is the best Sup Forums meme by the way.

Are we really still discussing this?

>Leo and Brad don't look for women on the casting couch, dear

not true at all Jonah, not true.

wait is Sup Forums still trying to think of a comeback? is that what these threads are about? is that how sad we are?

It's a meme, you dip

we just need more time

>cant handle the meat eh

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

Yeah but she's a hot girl - top of the social ladder - so it's considered funny. Are you new to human interaction?

JUUUST

>I bet you could handle meat all day
JONAH CAN'T WIN

just punch the cunt her her stupid fucking face why we still treat women with respect there all whore who deserve a good pounding and fucking hehehe

>That's fine, no point in sticking around after going first

>Is this how you got a job as a weather girl here?

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Seth Rogen likes me. My Subway Sandwich Artist like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

These are both good.

Should have done this and then had a seizure.

stfu submissive bitch, youve never even looked let lone touchedd a woman

I would just freeze and maybe start to stutter and a bit of pee in my pants, so he handled it better than me I guess. True hero, mad respect.

thays what jonah said snnake

>that's fine, I'll be down in the lobby watching your producer's latest fuckpiece present the weather

>Listen you baguette guzzling bitch. Step out of line like that again and you are going to be very, very fucking sorry. You got a husband? Boyfriend maybe? Kids? You better keep a real close eye on them. Do you think this is a fucking game bitch? That's it. See this? It's a Glock 19. Your mouthy ass is fucking dead. I hope it was worth it. I really fucking do.

>Huh. Okay, wow, I wasn't expecting that. Look, I'm not going to pretend that what you said wasn't kind of funny. Ha ha, the girl doesn't like the fat guy. I mean I'm Jonah Hill, right? That means I can roll with the punches. That means I can play along. But just this once I want to 'drop character' and let you know, let everyone know-- that I'm a real person with real feelings. That I might be the butt of some people's jokes, but at the end of the day I know I have friends, family and loved ones who support me and have my back, no matter what. That's what really counts. So even though your joke didn't actually upset me or anything-- and even if it did-- there's enough love in my life that I wouldn't even care. But next time you should make sure your joke is funny before you say it. The whole 'make fun of the fat guy' thing is something that I, and your audience are both tired of. Sorry if I talked too long but it's better to be honest, and not fake.

>That's great, Leo and Brad always go for my sloppy seconds

this one is actually written by him. I can tell

>"Im just happy to be IN a woman's sexual fantasy so thank you"
just play it off dudes, thats how an ALPHA would do it. what women say and do doesn't matter anyway it doesn't matter what they think so just say anything that moves the situation along. the dumb bish had to apologize to jonah later. thats not good. that doesnt make you look ALPHA

>Thanks, I'll be sure never to visit your country again. Thanks for that.
keep it simple and pack a mean punch

What kino is this?

Why are you guys still talking about this?

Guys what is this post the video?

It's the greatest brainteaser of our generation

M O R E T I M E
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Until Jonah goes back to shut her down, this will never end.

Funny how Sup Forums so desperately tries to come up with a comeback after all this time. It's just fact that a hot woman in a public setting will always out bants a fat, disgusting, ugly blob that is Jonah Hill. he lost the moment he got up there. Sup Forums tries to act like they're Jonah because Sup Forums can relate to this worthless pathetic human being. Sup Forums is just like jonah because they all got rejected and out-bants by hot women their entire lives and try to make up for it on a internet forum coming up with "witty' (but laughable) comebacks. You'll never beat her guys so stop trying. Pathetic really.

cmon man that's the joke

Virgin

>"wow ok, well lets see, if I was going to have a sexual fantasy with you, it would involve you giving me the weather report, and then all of a sudden bringing in scarlet johansen and kristen stewart and you just going away"
booooom

Sup Forums got BTFO in a collective way by a girl (because they are fat and annoying like this idiot) so they are trying to get "even" but don't realize they already lost by not letting go.

oh yeah dude well then why did she end up having to apologize to him? check and mate

Why don't you go back to plebbit then?

>at least i'm not as much as a faggot as OP.

Because he was a massive pussy and cancelled all of his future interviews while in France. She was forced to by the french media.

Wow, why didn't he just say this?

did this actually happen? if so, what a fucking beta bitch.

Or
>if I had a fantasy about you I wouldn't remember it when I woke up

>is this after I tell you I'm a virgin still?

can somebody translate what this virgin just wrote?

this

Kek every time

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I mean he took it well. He was obviously taken aback by her being so rude, he was said 'Well all right then.'

Took it like a gentleman IMO, and now that chick is forever going to be remembered as a huge bitch

>American """""""""" banter """""""""""""

3rd best Sup Forums pasta

#2 is "i met X at the supermarket today... told the cashier to scan 17 candy bars individually"

and ofc #1 is "Perhaps the die was cast when..."

but this is still som good pasta

funny thing is there's a decent chance she's dead by now. women are completely unable to think or fend for themselves.

>Thanking because she decided to out you on her fantasy

Stay beta

why are Americunt "comedians" so shit at witty responses?

oh yeah they need a script.

You know what, my bros tell me "hey dawg you can have this one" they walk out leaving you and I totally alone, to do what I want. Because I'm famous.

Also the best reply to this would be something like "oh you are thinking about me because I haven't thought about you at all" type of response

Holy shit this or "well I am rubber you are glue"

Idiots. When insulted like this you don't try to bring yourself up. You bring her down.

With a smug face, never showing her comment got to you, just say:

>But you look like the type that they'd leave for me.

Burgers cannot banter.

>sticks and stones may break my bones...

ITT angry fat fucks

"Why don't you make like a log, and split"

this doesnt make sense since her diss starts off with i have this fantasy where..

wtf is wrong with women that they think saying oh i wouldnt fuck you, is a joke?

>you better watch your mouth, slut. my dad knows people that can make you disappear
Why didn't he just say this?

BAHHHHHHHH IM SORRY IM NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH PLEASE DONT HURT ME IM A LITTLE MAN A POOR LITTLE MAN WITH NO BALLS IM A NO BALLS LOSER PLEASE DONT HURT ME

>threatening to murder her on live TV
do people pat you on the head a lot and call you special?

I would do this

>*laughs politely*
>*smiles*
>*stare with dead eyes*

Then I would figure out a way of killing her that can't be tracked back to me.

I'm sorry I don't speak french.

>a hot girl - top of the social ladder
LMAO

"What did you just say to me you little bitch..."

the weather girl, is, honestly, absolutely gorgeous. could have been an a-list model with the right luck.

jonah carried himself with class though, she just looked like a pure pure bitch

>You bitch...YOU BITCH!!!! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

What did Jonah mean by this?

Literally gay and reddit pasta tbqh

"After I'm done with you there won't be enough left for the niggers and muslims in this shitty country to rape"

DAMN THAT'S SOME OWNAGE

...

It's from a well known movie you tourist twat.

>thanking a woman
>alpha

>I'm gona shit fury all over you and you'll drown in it.

Now that the dust has settled.

Who was in the wrong here?

be careful you dont cut anybody with that razor sharp wit.

>you're breaking my heart here

thats it, you win

Redditors niggers gtfo

what would andy kaufman do? this reminds me that most of the shows are pre-done as a rehearsal so fat boy and the french girl did a second take so it didn't matter..

jonah is looking better than ever and is still successful

meanwhile this french woman deleted her twitter due to the controversy of how she acted on the show

>yeah but I didnt have to suck old mens dicks to get my job.

now was that so hard?

Faggot

the language barrier makes this impossible to make a decent comeback to unless he actually spoke French

>I don't think they enjoy the smell of cheese

wow was it that hard?