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Azor Petyr

Night King?

WHAT A STUPID NAME

new game of thrones villain: megamind

Dany

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I could remember a time when /got/ generals were created with some degree of creativity. Etc "special edition", OC picture.
But no, now it has to be all "cast her, reddit" or "which pornstar should appear in got" or some other reddit-tier normie cancer.
What the fuck bros? Can we have someone without immediately life-threatening crippling autism create the next general?

Thank you, all

A CUTE

If Chris Hansen was a Lord in Westeros which House woulf he belong to?

New Dany

aaggghhh...

FANNY

>tfw my sister bought a Daenerys shirt years ago even though she had never seen GOT because she thought dragons were cool
>she started watching GOT a few weeks ago
>hates Daenerys

season?

UNGLBENGN

wife

First for Jonerys

she's gonna love her later on

da whyyt wookes

>no cameltoe

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MORE WINE

>Imagine being Kit Harington in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emilia, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your chubby body and horrific puffy face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another redhead in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kit and not only lie in that bed while Emilia Clarke flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat arms and leathery skin, and just lie there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but also Peter Dinklage standing outside the door shouting that she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMILIA CLARKE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one that has to lie there and watch her flabby fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of redheads and supermodels and later alleged pop singers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's covering her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lie there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous days. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on the set before security could put you down, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Kit Harington. You're not going to lose your future hollywood career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

LANCEL

post more interesting theories/suppositions/ questions instead of fanart
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1. She saw a couple of episodes years ago but didn't even remember.

Nah, she's spoiled to death and even knows about Jonerys.

she has a gaff on for reasons

the eyebrowns confirm

Y-your grace?

Fat bitch.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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Would you her eyebrows Sup Forums?

Who could beat this guy one on one? Could Selmy? Could Rhaegar? And where would you rank Jon among the greatest swordsman?

wait who the fuck is that

Every time i see this i get a pathological need to mimic those eyebrow shenanigans

GODS WHAT A STUPID BOY

WINE

>tow the dead Starks in the crypts are described as having bare swords laying on their laps
Whom are the dead Stark Kings and Lords denying Guest's Rights to in your opinion, /got/?

Friendly reminder that Daario was written out of the story the exact moment Euron got a bigger role.

Eurio LITERALLY confirmed.

>one ball and no brain
how did he know he had one testicle

Lancel was his lover

he got fat

prime selmy was unstoppable so

prime selmy > prime dayne > prime jaime > everyone else

>LITERALLY
Braindead

>CAREFUL NED CAREFUL
Was he trying to warn him about the rake he was about to step on?

AM I KAWAII?

CERSEI IS CUTE

He's right, you know. Her character undergoes a transformation in s7. Makes her at least bearable and at most a favorite.
Pic related.
You'll have to forgive the anime-style cancer.
It's a good infographic otherwise.

>He's right, you know. Her character undergoes a transformation in s7. Makes her at least bearable and at most a favorite.
You're deluded, she's still shit.

FAT IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

>tfw a Dayne has violet eyes
>tfw another Dayne has silver hair
>tfw Dawn is a legendary sword from the time the First Men arrived in Westeros that probably couldn't be forged without advanced techniques unknown to the First Men
Are they related to Valyrians/a lost Dragon lord people related to both somehow?

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TOO OLD

hey, we don't have to agree on everything.
Also, completely blown away by your coherent, sequential and well-constructed arguments

Cersei >>>>>>> the fat queen

The Daynes are most likely related to the Golden Empire which predates the Valyrians for thousands of years.

AM I???

Because a retarded "infographic" like that is coherent, sequential and well-constructed?

L I T E R A L L Y

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WOG says Dayne > Selmy if he has Dawn

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting Bobby memes and discussing stupid-ass theories. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Targaryen pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Tormund's daughters.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was lord commander of the Night's Watch, King in the North and rightful heir to the iron throne. What activities do you do, other than “professionally not getting laid”? I also got a valyrian steel sword, and have a banging hot lover (Aye, she just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all cunts who should just be taken by the others. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my aunt

Stop, I already masturbated today

>When they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He’d had a giant’s strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume.

Foreshadowing

Interesting, are there any books talking about these king of remote and mysterious things besides "A world of Ice and Fire"?

the point here is that anything that's not a simple restatement of one's original argument is better constructed than something that is.

>that pic
>clean shaved

>tfw no more LF/Cersei scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=-lcx8gAM6wM

aaaaaagggggggghhhhhh...

both are pretty bad famalam

"Kawaii uguu~" is not an argument.

That's the fat version.

Based Jon

>/got/, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME. /got/ GENERAL. WHO NAMED YOU, SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER? What are you doing?
>i-its empty, your grace
>what do you mean its empty?
>there's no more posts
>IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?
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>SO SHITPOST...MORE

aaggghhh...

Andals fucking shits probably

They really should've sent the guy back to King's Landing. The KL cast is so fucking small that Cersei literally has nothing to do for the entire S8. Killing off so many characters was a really big mistake.

That hambeast needs to go on a diet asap, the blonde wig makes her look ever fatter.

I hated her until S7E3, now she's my fav character. Well done Doobid & Deebid, well done Jon.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Someone please post the "I'm acting" webm where Emilia is flying on Drogon

r63 Viserys and Daenerys would've been a funny AU

Emilia is 15 years younger and childless. Imagine her at 43 with two kids, if she's like this right now she'll be one big fat roll in a decade or even less.

>now she's my fav character
>she's my fav character
>she
>my fav character

>Well done Doobid & Deebid, well done Jon.
>Well done Doobid & Deebid
>Doobid & Deebid
>Well done

The "aye" I didn't see coming and got a laugh out of me

U seem like a fag

>Dany
>being ANYONE's favorite character
wew

Are you a Burger by any chance?

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>rewatching S7
>give each season a free pass for the first episode because I know that normies need hand-holding
>a fucking MAP

This is taking the piss

>Ser Kevan recalls Dorna as a gentle soul, never comfortable except at home with friends and kin around her. She had done well by their children, dreamed of having grandchildren, was devout and prayed seven times a day, loved needlework and flowers. Kevan thinks of her before his death.
>"Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse."
What did Bobby B mean by this?

Her looming Dragon grows

>tow it will be covered in snow making it useless as soon as winter comes to K'sL

I PREFER YOU GARBED IN CRIMSON AND GOLD

Bobby knew the real Dorna. That's why he's so hard on Lancel.

it's his son

Bobby B was basically Lancel's drill sergeant. He was trying to get him to man the fuck up and do his father and the King as well proud. So he was trying to put out the anger in him.

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