H-hello i-is this God? Yes its user whats your return policy edition
/brit/
Nathaniel Wood
Ayden Stewart
Alexa, sell my data to the CIA
Mason Watson
A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of super-gonorrhoea.
He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a sexual encounter with a woman in south-east Asia.
Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics
>mfw Alan turns up in the news with incurable turbo-herpes
Justin Bell
posting Dave's post from the last thread
A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of super-gonorrhoea.
He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a sexual encounter with a woman in south-east Asia.
Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics.
>mfw Alan turns up in the news with incurable turbo-herpes
Lincoln Morgan
slags
Ryder James
what mad men
Adrian Reed
it beckons
toil on the morrow
Levi Foster
really fucking angry at the thought of the UK being too cowardly to try and colonise space, expanding her maj's empire
Luke Lee
anime
Jose Nelson
How can I improve my internet connection lads?
Its absolutely shite
Julian Young
Alexa, smash my spuds
Joseph Lopez
Alexa, end my life
Nathan Torres
Gabriel Gray
I had been to the amusement park with my boyfriend. It was among the best time that I spent with him. It was the time I had my first roller coaster ride and it was amazing. Then came the time for the water rides. I enjoyed every bit of it from slides to rain dance to the wave pool. It was evening and the alarm rang to get off the pool. Then we proceeded to the respective shower and changing area. I realized that I had not kept a bra to wear after the shower. So I had to wear the wet one only as that time I wasn't really comfortable going braless.
We sat in the bus to go back to the city. In the bus I told him that I am wearing a wet bra. He got furious. Then he asked me to take it off as I might catch a cold and get sick. After arguing for a while I gave up and agreed to take off my bra. I slickly took off the bra in a crowded bus. I don't think anybody noticed it. It was a nice gesture on his behalf.
Cheers
Miss user
Daniel Powell
You're still part of the Mountbatten-Windsor family, where the fuck's your moonbase?
Nathaniel Allen
posting Dave's post from the last thread
A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of super-gonorrhoea.
He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a sexual encounter with a woman in south-east Asia.
Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics.
>mfw Alan turns up in the news with incurable turbo-herpes
Brayden Sullivan
Alexa, who is Jeff Bezos?
Austin Lee
Kill is Anglos Britain is CELTIC land
Chase Myers
3 fans in the room, two are running, the one above me is switched off. The irony
Christian Murphy
why does brit have so many poofters?
Josiah Evans
Alexa, you are now Alex.
Ethan Carter
Leo Morris
Get to see the oneitis tomorrow. Gonna manufacture a situation in which our bodies will be held flush against each other for a laugh.
Sebastian Green
Alexa, scan the archives for Dave's posts please
David Scott
NO refuns
Austin Reyes
proper little melt me haha
Jace Thomas
man like dave
Chase White
The country is 50% LGBTQIA+, makes sense really
William Fisher
Download internet fastener
Alexander Phillips
Alexa, post the best gimmick
Leo Nguyen
Will never read this.
William Garcia
alexa, load up "celery man"
Brody Jenkins
>idiotic asian antibiotic use is spreading to the west
People are worried about nuclear warfare, politics and religion when what they really need to worry about is a world of 8b+ complacent idiots being suddenly slung back into a pre-antibiotic society where any small cut will have a chance to kill you. Antibiotic resistance is the biggest single threat to the human species' existence since the height of the last ice age.
Gabriel Martinez
going to wank to the thought of siri and alexa having at it
Cooper Butler
Just cracked my little toe off the bed leg
Asher Long
having an aneurysm at the concept of dave
Brandon Lopez
Posting Dave’s post from the last thread
slags
Hunter Green
Asher Peterson
Alexa, give me 3 good reasons why I shouldn't cut you up.
Alexander Torres
asdfg
Parker Reyes
anyone have any good textbooks for programming
Hudson Garcia
I cut my hand yesterday and all I did was rinse it with water. I'm not expecting an infection but I haven't taken any antibiotics. If it won't kill me now, why would it kill me in the future?
Joseph Brooks
wish that was me
Austin Foster
feeling distressed after looking at this pic
Blake Hill
This is a quite pretty lady
Ethan Carter
William Scott
Isaac Young
The bible.
Adam Adams
whats that?
Ryder Kelly
#
NI isn't the poorest region Wales is.Belfast actually has the third highest GDP out of all our cities once the sectarianism completely dies out and we get to stop spending so much on police funding for the place NI will be pretty reasonably profitable that is the real reason we still hold onto it
I read somewhere that Belfast used to be the world's biggest dock
Ayden Cox
need my willy aggressively sucked by a cute british girl
Alexander Gutierrez
big fan of these lads
Henry Wright
havent used antibiotics once. doing my part
Austin Davis
Peng shes going in my ginger folder. Ideal gf material that one
Adrian Cook
alright lads, tell us your go to tinder opener. got matched with some art hoe with a nice arse but no bio so nothing to work with
Luis Brown
If you cut yourself badly just use alcohol to disinfect.
Xavier Smith
Moving to spain lads, anyone wanna come with me? unJUST yourself today fellow toilsmen
Zachary Hernandez
lads
post good albums
Chase Cox
Presumably you'll still need to toil in Spanish
Samuel Young
Ill be adding that to my Watch Later, History and Favourites
Michael White
just invent new anti-bionics lmao
Kevin Clark
The truth is... we all die alone
Jeremiah Morgan
>once the sectarianism completely dies out
haha good one lad
Jaxson Bell
this, the real problem is immunodeficiency and superbugs are a side effect of the bandaid fix of antiseptic and antibiotic overuse
Camden Cox
erm left my vpn on i'm not actually dutch x
Alexander Thomas
Ethan Cooper
Lincoln Campbell
youtube.com
lovely song
Dylan Moore
"No bio? Trying to be mysterious or just couldn't be bothered?"
Landon White
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Dominic Howard
Must be the reason why I’m king of my castle
Must be the reason why I’m freeing my trapped soul
Must be the reason why I’m king of my castle
Must be the reason why I’m making examples of you
Nathaniel Diaz
they dont have a word for toil in spanish
Jacob Gutierrez
"Hey, you seem nice. Are you looking for a shag or a relationship?"
Simple.
Joshua Myers
just took some anti-anti-biotics
getting stronger every passing second
Ryder Morris
*rubs it better*
Caleb Martin
Robert Williams
youtube.com
lovely song
Jordan Robinson
Belfast was profitable because of its linen/flax and shipbuilding industries. Neither of which exist today. Belfast is trying to make the move into being an IT hub and it's doing pretty well in that regard, but it will always be a poor region until reunification and the exile of all Protestants.
Brody Campbell
Toilberg is letting me work remotely
Jose Ortiz
I don't know, i was kidding. There must be some way to hack the isp though
Aaron Ramirez
Evan Smith
it's fucking hilarious how jordan peterson fans are obsessed with "saving" western civilization, yet have to be reminded to clean their pig sty of a room like fucking children
i wouldn't trust any of his followers to install a fucking light bulb, never mind "save" civilization
Colton Russell
I'm saying it COULD. Anyone here who has ever been prescribed antibiotics needs to realise that whatever they got that needed that prescription could have caused serious problems had they not got it. We're complacent and don't care (especially when young because we're stronger) because we can fight it ourselves and with antibiotics it's almost sure to go away but that won't be the case forever. The point is that if you get an infection from a cut, you will not have any help in fighting it off. A simple cut in the garden could kill literally anyone (granted more likely to be children and old folk but it's true). Bacteria are also easier to produce on a large scale than virus' and that leads to bigger questions about bio-warfare which so far has kinda just been in the hands of government and out of reach of rogue organisations.
Eli Barnes
Toilberg says i have to go to Germany for a work trip, wish me luck lads
Gavin Robinson
great song about a tranny
Julian Torres
Alexa, you can have it all, my empire of dirt
Michael Ortiz
are you taking the piss?
Aaron Stewart
we can rebuild it. We have the technology...bigger...better
Blake Green
i'd give my left nut to be richard from canterbury
if a south easterner ordered me to do his shoes i'd tie them in a perfect square knot and lick the soles clean
Anthony Scott
any of the first three albums these guys released. desertshore by nico is pretty tight as well x
Liam Roberts
only halfway
Charles Torres
WTF UKKK?????!!!!!!!
Austin Jackson
good post, love these lads
>desertshore by nico
good example of John Cale's magic at work
Luke Sanchez
peterson is a boomer christcuck
Benjamin Lopez
if only there was some kind of solution to chaos... a cure... some kind of... antidote...
Jack Howard
snowing again tomorrow
Evan Cox
toil
Christian Rogers
cool
Ryan Rivera
James Clark