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Alexa, smash my spuds

Alexa, end my life

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I had been to the amusement park with my boyfriend. It was among the best time that I spent with him. It was the time I had my first roller coaster ride and it was amazing. Then came the time for the water rides. I enjoyed every bit of it from slides to rain dance to the wave pool. It was evening and the alarm rang to get off the pool. Then we proceeded to the respective shower and changing area. I realized that I had not kept a bra to wear after the shower. So I had to wear the wet one only as that time I wasn't really comfortable going braless.

We sat in the bus to go back to the city. In the bus I told him that I am wearing a wet bra. He got furious. Then he asked me to take it off as I might catch a cold and get sick. After arguing for a while I gave up and agreed to take off my bra. I slickly took off the bra in a crowded bus. I don't think anybody noticed it. It was a nice gesture on his behalf.

Cheers

Miss user

You're still part of the Mountbatten-Windsor family, where the fuck's your moonbase?

posting Dave's post from the last thread

A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of super-gonorrhoea.

He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a sexual encounter with a woman in south-east Asia.

Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics.

>mfw Alan turns up in the news with incurable turbo-herpes

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Alexa, who is Jeff Bezos?

Kill is Anglos Britain is CELTIC land

3 fans in the room, two are running, the one above me is switched off. The irony

why does brit have so many poofters?