What was your worst cinema experience?

What was your worst cinema experience?

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>watch movie in 3D
>remove 3D glasses for a bit
>tfw almost thought that my eyesight was going bad

I have encounter abnormal amount of technical problems. like 4 in my life. thats too many for them not even having film any more

When I was a kid and watched Nanny McPhee 2 but these teenagers kept shouting and commentating on the movie and no one did shit about it

I remember two, interestingly, both capeshit

>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>a entire class of kids was on my session
>laughing like hyenas, clapping and cheering on literally every scene
>couldn't even watch the fucking movie thanks to the noise

>Batman V Superman
>went by myself
>sat alone near a couple
>girl is stupid and keeps asking questions to her bf
>at one point she says some bullshit about recognizing a character from Smallville or something
>eventually they get bored of the movie
>starting furiously making out near me
>can't fucking concentrate on my kino
>tfw no gf kicks in
>i got sad
>ended up not liking the movie i was so hyped for that much

That BvS bit would've killed me if I was in your position user

Watching Hacksaw Ridge with a Japanese girl

I made the mistake of going to a movie on a "free day". Whole place was filled with white trash and niggers throwing garbage everywhere and romping around.

At least you had something good to watch during BvS

I took a Japanese girl to see Pearl Harbour

Shitheads talking behind me throughout Logan. When it was over I told them off and they said nothing and started looking at the floor. They were adults. It's hilarious how beta people get when confronted by strangers.

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>told them off when it was over
That is very beta

I remember during my viewing of The Dark Knight Rises, this dude who sat next to me kept his legs spread apart and wasn't giving me any space. So I pressed my legs up against his. And we literally watched the entire movie with our legs pressed up against one another unwilling to give each other room. Literally, never broke contact not even once until credits when we both got up and walked out without saying anything or even looking at one another. Around the Batman pit scene, I started really pushing my legs way deep into his space cause I was pissed. it was a real pissing contest.

Also in college, I went to the theater to see Paranormal Activity 2 and I screamed a couple times.

Up.

One of the most annoying movies I have ever seen. I walked out.

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>watching how to tame a dragon in the theatre
>mom and her kids sitting in front of me
>kid drops its disgusting pacifier and rolls backwards hitting my foot
>"oh my goodness I'm so sorry, can you please get that for me"
>reluctantly pick up the sopping wet pacifier that is now covered in floor semen and AIDS
>return it to the mother
>MFW she puts it back in the kid's mouth

Also I fell asleep to Star Wars: The Force Awakens in theaters twice.

>watching how to tame your dragon

So where on the spectrum are you?

whats the matter ain't got not no ammunity's bubble boy?

kids are socially conditioned to think that caring about "movie theater etiquette" makes you a dickweed but since i'm not a fat neckbeard in a graphic tee going AKHYUALLY UR NOT S'POSED TO TALK and have the ability to intimidate people, i'm gonna go ahead and say no, the people who began cowering like small children were the betas.

also i'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces and have over 300 confirmed kills, and am definitely a real life tough guy and not an intenet tough guy and definitely not a fag or a pussy, so pls consider your reply options accordingly

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how to tame your dragon is unironically kino

>Take dad to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
>Friday night, niggers everywhere (northern Chicagoland area)
>Niglets running up and down the aisles
>Nigger women cackling
>Nigger men commenting "oh shit"
>Dago Dad leans over to me and says "I didn't realize this was a 4D experience"

Fucking niggers. Friday night screenings are the worst. Even other black people were getting fucking pissed at the hood rats.

jej

No it's the most generic and ironically toothless story they could have ever told with the material.

It's also more "you're special you can do anything you set your mind to" bullshit that leaves so many kids with student loans or a chopped off penis.

90% of Sup Forums right here

The reason I think food should be banned from the cimemas is because every terrible experience I've had at the cinemas has to do with sitting next to people who can't keep their mouth shut when they're eating.

The worse was some fucker pulling out a party bag of fucking STARBURST, the noisiest snack you could possibly have in a cinema.

>"you're special you can do anything you set your mind to
it wouldn't be much of a story if he tried to tame a dragon and fucked it up and it ate him mate

>went on a date
>90% of Sup Forums

This guy was better than 90% of us. A true alpha.

>it wouldn't be much of a story if he tried to tame a dragon and fucked it up and it ate him mate

Then they shouldn't have bothered telling it. It was also an immigration story because we "learn" that the big evil "other" is really kind and peaceful you just need to get to know it.

Don't you know when you're being manipulated cheaply?

Epic Movie because it was the worst movie I've ever seen.

Get Out because of the demographic.

>resident evil 2
>the whole place is empty
>feel the need to pee
>pee in my soda cup
>put the cup back where it was
>automatically take a sip from it every 5 mins or so
>realise what happened once the movie was over

>got to watch the force awakens at the local cinema
>book into the early morning session to avoid the crowds
>literally empty cinema, mfw this NEET wins again
>I laugh too soon, a elderly man enters
>can sit anywhere he wants, decides to site right next to me
>bumps my elbow off the arm rest as he claims it for his own
>when he changes arm positions I quickly claim the armrest, he does the same but more roughly, obviously trying to impose his will on me.
>mfw it's me and some random old guy sitting next to each other in a dark empty room silently battling over an armrest

>Don't you know when you're being manipulated cheaply
don't you know that just because a movie has a particular storyline does not mean that you automatically have to seek out and feel manipulated by it? Don't you know that you can finish a movie with the same belief structure as you had before you saw the movie and still enjoy the story it told?

>me and some random old guy sitting next to each other in a dark empty room silently battling over an armrest

I think that's the Bible's exact description of hell. Are you sure you weren't dead for 90 minutes? Did you wake up in a hospital once the movie was over?

>inb4 muh children

Me and a friend watched The Lincoln Lawyer with two girls.
The friend and I accidentally smoked a joint before picking the girls up and was stoned as fuck while watching that boring movie without anything to eat or drink.

How do you accidentally smoke a joint? Do you ever accidentally suck on a cock?

>don't you know that just because a movie has a particular storyline does not mean that you automatically have to seek out and feel manipulated by it?

You're saying that just because it's manipulative doesn't mean you have to recognize that it's manipulating you?

Wow dude, get your head back under the sand, the world is too much for you.

has a particular storyline=/=is manipulative

uhhh in these two stories the guy you were fighting for space with was obviously looking to fuck

How easy is it to just get up and move a row backward if the guy is bothering you?

no, I'm saying this , and, even if it were trying to be manipulative, that doesn't mean you have to allow it to manipulate you in any way, shape, or form.
Very few people actually watch a cartoon and think "wow, this has changed my life, i will think differently from now on."

We had some skunk lying around and some time to kill. Didn't expect it to be as strong as it was.

I watched Valerian, wanted to die

>surrendering
Never.. fricking.. surrender and lose your honor..

underrated post

>Very few people actually watch a cartoon and think "wow, this has changed my life, i will think differently from now on."

Because children are the primary consumers of such things.

Which is a more manipulative movie, Avatar or Mononoke? You recognize that they are the same storyline, correct?

>Split
>awful movie
>crowded theater since i went to a Friday screening
>half of audience is black other half is middle school kids
>the first 10 minutes of the movie are blurry
>next 5 minutes of movie is in corner of screen
>2 minutes of blackness
>projector starts again
>watch movie regularly
>during the ending where the killer is attacking everybody in the movie is screaming/yelling comments at the screen
>continues until the end
I should have gotten a drink

I saw your favourite movie

Being forced to watch Schindler's List in high school in the auditorium that had the most uncomfortable chairs of all time. It lasted forever and I was bored by the movie, pure misery.

>Because children are the primary consumers of such things
if the child is getting philosophy lessons from cartoons instead of from their parents, that is the fault of the parent, not anyone else.

>Which is a more manipulative movie, Avatar or Mononoke
neither are manipulative if you are just watching the movie for entertainment purposes like most people.

>You recognize that they are the same storyline, correct?
You left out Pocahontas. Are you trying to imply that very few of your own favourite films don't follow a certain archetype that can be traced back hundreds if not thousands of years?

Buying a ticket for Invictus. The cashier heard "Virus" (portuguese language). Left after the trailers when I saw Crhis Pine's face.

Answer: none of them is manipulative, all movies try to convey a message. What matters is parental education, and parents absorb tons of shitty media in their lifetime.

Transformers 2. In the middle of the film I walked out to the bathroom and vomited. I was feeling perfectly fine the whole time. The movie was just so bad it made me physically ill.

>friend from high school asks if I want to go see Guardians of the Galaxy with her
>decide to go since it's the closest thing I'll ever have to a date and I had a thing for her
>we get there and the theater only has a handful of people
>get some good seats but shortly after we do a couple decides to sit behind us
>about 45 minutes in, we hear the girl behind us gagging on the guy's dick
>friend and I quickly glance at each other and kind of laugh nervously
>dick is hard the entire time and have to force myself not to turn around
>this goes on for about ten minutes before they get up and leave
>look over at my friend and she's giggling and smiling
>she puts her hand on my leg and asks me if I want her to do the same
>stare at her and laugh nervously before she lightly punches me and says "You know you'll have to do more than take me to a movie before that happens."
>the entire rest of the movie is me sitting with a hard on and trying not to think about her giving me a blowjob

>can't handle Michael Bay
pleb

>Final Fantasy Spirits Within
>called a friend to go watch it with me he was busy
>decided id go alone to a movie for the first time in my life
>some girls in the row behind me kept whispering "is he here alone? wow? lmeo"
>movie sucked
>was assblasted by the experience, have never gone to a movie alone again and never will

>go watch movie with dad
>lady in the water
>friday night
>huge group of high schoolers in front rows
>talking nonstop
>phones out
>People tell them to be quiet, they laugh and carry on
>eventually they pull out a beach ball and throw it at the screen
>dad goes and gets security
>security guy shrugs his shoulders and says theres nothing he can do
>we leave and get a refund

I fell asleep during Transformers.
It's the only time I've fallen asleep in the cinema.
The first Transformers movie is one of the best cinema experiences I have though.
Weird.

>get dragged to some shitty fuck you its january demon movie
>end up drinking all my watered down drink and ended up holding in my piss uncomfortably for it to end
>one of the clowns who dragged me there fell asleep during and was snoring
>the movie had some shitty website with more info but it was down so I had to hear them bitch the whole time back to our apartment

Transformers 2*

the time i left the cool leather gloves my mom bought me for my birthday under my movie chair

>pay for VIP theater tickets
>sit next to group of drunk dudes who make shitty jokes for 2/3 of the movie
>tell them to shut the fuck
>movie was The Force Awakens so last third is the worst part of a bad movie

How the hell are starburst noisy? They're soft and chewy so there's no crunching, they're not coated in anything that makes them make noise when they hit each other like skittles or m&m's, and they come in wrappers that don't make much if any noise

>go to movies to sneak into the hangover
>not old enough for a ticket
>One friend is old enough and buys a ticket for it and goes in
>my other friend and I buy ticket for harry potter
>go down the hall, they are right next door to each other
>hang out in the hallway for a little bit
>Immediately speed walk into theater
>my friend says "Didnt you see that employee right there"
>2 minutes later manager comes in and asks for our ticket
>we leave theater in shame and go watch harry potter for 15 minutes and then leave

what happened after? did you ever hook up with her?

>get called a beta
>come up with half a dozen buzzword-laden excuses for why waiting until you were leaving to tell someone off after they've fucked up your experience

That's sad m8

Fishing around a plastic bag for a wrapped up bite you need to unwrap is the noisy part user.

I go to the movies all year. I live in a nice part of Los Angeles

I haven't been to a movie this year where someone wasn't checking their phone every few minutes.

Tree of Life. Some dad thought it appropriate to bring his daughter, her friend and his younger son. they laughed the entire first 20 minutes because i guess classical music and opera is funny.

going to art films in theater is a really bad idea.

>if the child is getting philosophy lessons from cartoons instead of from their parents, that is the fault of the parent, not anyone else.
So parents should not let kids watch cartoons? I agree.

>neither are manipulative if you are just watching the movie for entertainment purposes like most people.
Really? What was Lady Eboshi like? What was Parker Selfridge like? You recognize they were the same character?

>You left out Pocahontas.
Yeah and dances with wolves and a few others. I never saw Pocahontas, i was over disney cartoons by the time it came out.

No movie is manipulative? Really?

>go on my first and only "date" if you can even call it that
>go and see Juno with her
>she is 3 years older than me in high school
>I get there 3 hours early and just sit there sweating in nervousness in the lobby
>She shows up 5 minutes after the movie starts
>I ask her if she wants any food?
>she says no so we go in
>I trip up the stairs in the theater and people laugh
>we sit down and I cant focus on anything
>Movie ends before I even know it
>we get up and leave and I need to wait for my mom to come pick me up
>she asks if I need a ride home, I say sure.
>I spurg out and dont say a word on the way home
>We pull up to my house and I immediately say bye and rush out of the car and into my house
>spilled spaghetti everywhere
>I ask her over myspace is she wants to go out again, she never replies
>see her at school and she doesnt even acknowledge me.
>still think about her daily and im 25 years old now

Watch it again. It's now more of a final fantasy experience than the last few games have been.

We never hooked up and I moved away from the area a couple years ago but we still keep in touch. I know it could never work because of the distance but I do think about her a lot.

>How to Tame a Dragon
>Tame
Stealing this meme.

nah the 3d is uncannyvalley and i didnt enjoy it, wouldnt have liked it regardless of being made fun of

all i remember liking is the bad guy reminded me of kazuya from tekken

Oh yeah james woods. He tried to stop the Phantoms and 9/11.

A kid spat on me during Logan

Then the bag is what was noisy, not the snack itself. Unwrapping them isn't noisy unless maybe he was tearing into it. Though, I suppose that's possible considering he was rude enough to take a plastic bag into a theater in the first place

should have said neither of them, my fault

some movies have a clear political agenda behind them, but even then I wouldn't say they're manipulative, as they will just conirm the viewer's ideas, whether he agrees with the movie's message or not

I accidentally spat on some dude when I was watching Logan, I felt kinda bad but I didn't know him so it was fine

>visiting my local cinema/shootout zone
>order two tickets because of no singles policy
>say my date will arrive later
>guard give me a doubtful look but let me pass
>got two good seats all by myself
>lights turns off
>pre movie commercials start
>goes on for 45 minutes
>pre movie trailers start
>each trailer is 15 minutes and basically show the whole plot of the movie
>owner of the cinema holds a speech and congratulates every birthday kid in the audience
>the shooter is 15 minutes late
>shows up but had forgotten his ammo
>no birthday shootout for the birthday kids
>the audience is booing for a good 20 minutes
>the cinema sumo wrestler hits the gong
>"finally!" I think to myself
>nope, it's the pre movie circus show starting
>get up and leave, download a screener of the movie instead

> 2008
> stuck in some nigger town
> decide I should watch a movie
> hancock
> theater is filled with niggers
> niggers literally start shooting at the screen with bb guns during the move bitch scene

Never again

I masturbated to a kid spitting on another kid during Logan

I gotta disagree with you there. In Avatar the humans are 100% the bad guys with evil greedy capitalists who play golf and brag about how money is all that matters in life. While in Mononoke the humans are actually just trying to survive, and their leader is a woman who literally cares for fucking LEPERS in her spare time. The Na'Vi are depicted as idealistic noble savages with zero negative qualities, while the animals in mononoke are prone to in-fighting and holding long grudges, as some of the humans also do.

In one, you're meant to hate humanity for being successful. In the other, you see that neither side is "right" and that both can suck pretty bad if they want.

FUCKING LEPERS. Do you know how fucking selfless it is to care for fucking lepers in the middle ages?

Not really a terrible experience per se but at the end of GotG2 when they show the golden tomb thing a singular, neckbearded fatass screamed "WOOOO ADAM WARLOCK!!!"

Seriously, getting excited over an obscure ass character notable for a single storyline in the 90s? Kinda gave me some perspective on how ludicrous capeshit is and how easy it is to pander to idiots with a single came on the end credits.

Today
>took my mother to see Wonder Woman
>literally the only person who brought their mother
>everyone else has friends or gf's
>the audience is full of normies
>they laugh at every second of the movie
>Chinese kid int he back muttering something about how Dc is more cinematic
>I whisper to my self "It's kino"
>my Mother asks me if I said anything
>I said "nothing"
>rest of the movie was everyone laughing at every dumb thing that happens
>all the girls were cheering and clapping when the dick joke was made
>gets depressed when the Irish guy was getting his ptsd kicked in and all the horrors of war int he movie
>normies don't understand
>realize the how fucked up we are

Fuck off

Robert?
Are you angry for getting fired?
How's your job at rddit?

What?

This thread is for actual theater experience. Don't you have a containment thread up somewhere?

Fuck you, pop rocks and soda is an amazing experience while in the theater.

>2014
>Junior in high school (just shy of being 17)
>Mom is out of town so my dad and i go to see kingsman (valentines day too so i got to see a bunch of betas get dragged by their gfs to see 50 shades)
>Movie starts and theater is somewhat full for a Saturday
>15 minutes in
>Biggest fuckin nigger ive seen walks in with his wife
>Demolish like 3 buckets of popcorn leave halfway through and there's the biggest mess ever on the floor
>Fastforward a few weeks
>Seeing Equalizer with dad this same fucking nigger comes into the movie and does the same shit
Not even a bad experience its just I cant fucking believe I saw this shit happen twice.

Good, lady in the water was dogshit anyway

>visiting my local cinema/shootout zone
>order two tickets because of no singles policy
>say my date will arrive later
>guard give me a doubtful look but let me pass
>got two good seats all by myself
>lights turns off
>pre movie commercials start
>goes on for 45 minutes
>pre movie trailers start
>each trailer is 15 minutes and basically show the whole plot of the movie
>owner of the cinema holds a speech and congratulates every birthday kid in the audience
>the shooter is 15 minutes late
>shows up but had forgotten his ammo
>no birthday shootout for the birthday kids
>the audience is booing for a good 20 minutes
>the cinema sumo wrestler hits the gong
>"finally!" I think to myself
>nope, it's the pre movie circus show starting
>get up and leave, download a screener of the movie instead

>What?
fuck off back to the 'dit, stop ruining this board, newfag.

Kys

It was either Spirited Away or the Final Fantasy movie- I went with my two sisters and I was too shy to get up to pee, so I just peed my pants. I recall it being a miserable experience.

he was scottish user

>tfw fingered my first girl at a movie theater