Homestuck

Do people actually like this character?

All he does is ramble about stupid shit and then do fucking nothing in the story.

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We liked him back when he might have been something.

I love Meenah!

...or do you mean Karkat?
He was funny in act 5, especially act 5 act 1.

CG: ANYWAY, PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST YOUR SLOBBERY SCREEN AND TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
GC: SM3LLS PR3TTY T3RR1BL3!
CG: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND.
GC: YOU M34N YOUR TO1L3T?
CG: WELL OOH LA LA.
CG: EXCUSE MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR BLUE BLOODED VERNACULAR.

Remains one of my favorite exchanges of the comic.

>Do people actually like this character?
You're stepping into a area you DON"T want to step in friend.

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this Fast as always. Who's the artist who drew this? I forgot.

Why cant people draw Daves hair correctly

I think it was xamag iirc

why do this?
why just pretend to be asking a question when you make the OP, i don't know if you're obsessed with karkat or trolling the anons who are but like, just make a normal thread

Because they don't realize his hair is a bird

Precious!

Meenah's like "this nigga's retarded lmao".

>pic related is Rose

I want to FUCK the mom.

>Pictured: Every character that went nowhere in Homestuck

Because "generals" are banned and these are easy to think up, I guess.

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It looks like Rose but thiccer.

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Now I give you the ultimate card. You have to be careful, this one is banned from tournaments for obvious reasons.

Literally who?

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Take a guess

Oh, shit. Kill it with fire. Or make it rape Karkat. Either one.

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HELL
FUCKING
YES

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> high quailty rips not included
what did he mean by this?

Fantastic.

>no ruby red lips

>trying to raise $5000 in one month

Guys, what was the name of the orchestral version of "Homestuck Anthem"? It's got the same theme but it's not electronic.

Homestuck?

Shit, that was obvious in retrospect. Thanks a million.

Where's PM?

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But Sasuke's hair is also a bird and people draw that shit right.

The naruto guy didn't say that the Narutos could be anything, including fat pink whatevers.
But we don't know if they draw it right anyway, there's probably tons of black Sasukes out there.

Not as many black Sasukes as black Daves, I know that.

>honey select looks great considering from all pictures
okay why not download t-
>4.4GB (pastebin.com/eVxxcZsb)
jesus christ there's no way I will be able to download something like that. Downloading ~1.4GB ROM takes me like 6-7 hours, for refernece.

I had a 1.5mb/s connection, still managed

HOW DO I

MAKE SBURB A REALITY

first post best post, always

kek
but that dave always looks a little weird to me, i think it's something to do with the sunglasses and his face shape.
kind of reminds me of that one illuminati teacher from TSW.

There just are no aviators.

>dreamworks face

Turns out Dave's suit doesn't have a seat bottom

Anyone save any of the Honey Select cards from yesterday?

Which ones

Any many as I can get, but I'm looking for Kanaya specifically. really

don't got it

Damn. Have any Jades?

All of them, which Jade you want senpai

>Have any Jades?
How new can you be?

All of the Jades. All of them.

Here's submissive Jade

Here's daveslut Jade

Here's standard issue Jade

Here's embarrassed Jade

>dark jade
>daveslut

It's tan Jade

Anyway that's all the Jades I made.

why is dave dressed as a bunny
also i can't believe there isn't any art of that troll, porn or not

>porn or not
I did a porn comic of her though
And Dave is a bunny because sometimes he wants to be.

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>check unused beta elements for homestuck
>all those unused karkat dialogue ranting about inane things
>there was a cut storyline of him joining Caliborn and he had to fight John

Man, I wish Hussie didn't rush Homestuck.

Have these threads just become places to post borderline porn?

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yes

Wait, what?

Thanks. I won't come back.

Good riddance.

>tfw cohen will write the epilogue
>shelby and papers will do the art
>tfw when hussie said he was "making notes here and there" about the epilogue he meant it literally
>he's just going to give the notes to them and let them do whatever they want
>homestuck is literally fanfiction now
>i want to die
>i want to die
>i want to die

N-no?

i meant more in the drawn sense
but all the honey select stuff is neat, too. i still can't get over dave's weird, kind of gaunt face though.

Homestuck Fix Fic when?

The original original timeline is still unexplored. 10 year old and 13 year old are different enough.

There's already some, and they have a lot of momentum:
> Act 8 or Double-Death Of The Author
> Act Omega
> Cool And New Web Comic

Oh boy, which cock is Karkat going to suck? Dave's or Dave and Jade's?

Oh come on friend, if you were to die, how could you spread your pain to the world? That's presumably what keeps Hussie going.

I want Kanaya to strip me naked. I want her to make fun of my pink body and laugh at me and tell me that nothing she could ever make would make me beautiful. I want her to kick me in the stomach with her feet and blame it on me, telling me that it was all my fault and that I forced her to do it because I am so ugly. I want her to light a candle and drip the hot wax onto my balls. I want her to spit on me and tell me that no one could ever love someone as hideous as me. I want her to spank me with a broom until my ass is red and sore then shove the broom up my ass.I want her to pick me up and throw me out of a window into the street with the broom still up my ass.

All of which manage to be substantially worse.

rose, get off the computer

Thanks user!

That's the worst thing. No matter how bad Homestuck got, every other attempt at it is worse.

So will the 11th really have an update?

You think there will be any topical reference to the election?

oh god NO

Cohen isn't doing it, and Hussie does actually have more sense then to get political.

No Closure
No Closure
No Closure for you

No Closure
No Closure
No Closure for me

It was a joke

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If only that actually applied to Hussie.

>hussie has more sense than to get political
hahaha he hasnt seen the video
its ok user, i couldnt watch it either

>act 8/omega
>cool and new web comic
8 and omega are continuuations/alternate endings

I am talking about redone from scratch. All the way to "What will the name of this young man be?"

John and Kanaya make a cute couple

I'm not usually a "shipper" but handling the big long Karkat and Terezi thing but just unwriting it was such a fucking travesty. Even the parts of it that were fucking insufferable only got worse because it was now for absolutely nothing and served no purpose other than wasting the reader's time.

Why would anyone waste time with rewriting and redrawing the parts that were fine? I'd rather have a rewrite starting from Act 5 or post-Cascade.

The same applies to everything else that was bad about the story before the retcon: the fix was worse than the problem by far, and made the problem worse by making it happen for nothing.