Paranatural Duckpond

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the boy's straight fugged

Suzy's a boy confirmed.

The SS VioMax sets sail.

>Suzy's a boy confirmed.
No that would officially make her too cute for the comic.

>her

paranatural is... good again?

What happened? It's like Zack did a face-heel turn from less than a month ago

So if Violet drinks for free why is she in such need for stars?

Well, this page establishes that she has an embarrassing secret. Here's why it's a penis:
Because.

Also, when Lisa says "Miss", Suzy panics, but when she says the name we all know her by, she sighs in relief. I was thinking it was something like "Suzy" being short for some ugly long ancient foreign name, but then I remembered this is a comic with a character named Jeffavorite Flavors. Now I can only assume Suzy thought she was going to say "Miss- ter" and whatever her boy name is. It HAS to be a penis.

>No that would officially make her too cute for the comic.
In a comic as progressive as this, it's okay to throw a cute trap into the mix.

the art is still shit. Max's face used to have emotion, now it's just a blob. All these characters faces suck compared to chapter 3 era

Is it just me or is the art and writing worse

Whoops, I missed.

It's not bad, it's just not nearly as good as it was. I'm waiting for Zack to grow out of this Bright Pastel Muppets style he's adopted. I'm guessing he's sticking with it until the end of the chapter then changing things up. So we're in for another year or two of Muppets.

Why would he drop it? His art will evolve for sure, but why would he just change his style like that? Also, where my hijack revelation? Are we in for a couple of months of updates that will let the plot stagnate again?

What's Suzy's secret, Sup Forums?

Big ol' dick

Petite feminine dick

Secretly a double werewolf.

Crush on Dimitri.

she was afraid she was about to say "miss spender". suzys embarassing secret is that her dad is a teacher and also huge awful dork (actually i do not remember if suzy has a canon last name or not because she has been absent from the comic for literal years)

She'd have to be Spender's sister because otherwise he'd have knocked someone up at 14, which is unlikely because he's gay. Also Suzy has a penis, but in this tolerant world Zack has created, no one cares about that. It's just incidental.

It wouldn't be a secret if she was a teacher's daughter. Actually anything related to her name wouldn't be a secret, unless Suzy manages to hide her name from everyone. But she couldn't in a school.

Her real name is Susanna.

Because of fucking course that's what it is.

That's not embarrassing at all. Maybe that's gonna be the joke? It'd be cute af though.

They could be step or half-siblings. Spender being anyone's dad is stupid because of this . But if she's the product of one of her parents' second marriage, she could easily have a different last name, which would be enough to hide her relation to Spender from all but the nosiest of middle school witches.

How long until Max kills himself.

>I'm guessing he's sticking with it until the end of the chapter then changing things up.
This is my guess and hope as well. I want him to announce that Paranatural is going on hiatus so he can work on a buffer and we can have better art again.

The linework in all these recent pages after Hitball have been extremely sloppy.

I'm gonna go in a whole other direction then the other (you)'s

She has a furafinity account

>if you had a different ... appearance

is he calling her ugly or dissing her fashion sense?

Suzy fucked a dog once. That is her secret

Either works. He's just going for the low blow.

He's just not into trannies.

How gay of him.

I lost track of this comic ages ago, when the Asian girl lost her ghost spider.

Did it go to shit or something?

>Appearance
What did he mean by this? I'm genuinely baffled. Suzy is the most attractive girl in the comic. Does he have a specific type?

She gives head to the teachers for stars

Suzy being blackmailed into a corner. Lisa being a stone-cold, devious bitch. Max's priceless reaction. Violet consoling him as she drowns her sorrows.
Everything about this page is just so fantastic. Pretty good job Zack. Keep it up.

it got stuck on namek
less than one full day has passed since you have quit

i think hes exhausted and just trying to keep up, probably dug himself into an arch for a little bit that was boring af to draw

The art needs improvement. Look at how much has Lisa's design changed.

>makes great shotas to throw off his lolicon scent
Thank you, Zack.

Yeah, he likes em yellow.

>Asian
Isabel is mexican you fucks.

Just because she's brown doesn't mean she's Mexican.

Geesh, user. Way to stereotype.

Would pick it up again JUST to drop it, 2bh

It's pretty fucking hilarious.
>supports the daki artist too
He's pushing pretty hard

>Mexican is a race
>Mexican is a skin color

...

She doesnt have red hair, so i don't think it's a penis.

...

Half mexican

...

Oh hey, a page that's pretty good. The writing anyway.

The art still sucks a big fat one and always will for the foreseeable future unless Zack stops A: being a lazy motherfucker and overusing pastel backgrounds and B: drawing everyone like it's Steven universe, seriously, everyone's way too blobby.

Shit, I'd settle just for A personally.

Suzy better not be out of the game already. I fucking hate when interesting characters get rendered irrelevant like that.

1- perhaps she was expecting her to say her family name, in some situation it would make sense for her to keep that secret
2- Zack is not subtle, if he wanted to make it look like the 'mister' was cut, he would do that
3- it would be an horrible thing to blackmail a trans person with their secret, one that probrably would disturb Zack's tumblr readers. It wouldnt fit Lisa's personality either to do so much harm.
4- okay, i was going to say that Zack knows better than to talk Again about a kid's sexuality (like that's not weird at all), but as he already did it 3 times i think it's at least possible that such reveal could happen, but that's pushing it too far.

>she

>it would be an horrible thing to blackmail a trans person with their secret,
I hope you don't think that sort of thing is acceptable in a courting environment. Tangential to the comic specifics withholding your gender from someone you're interested in or have mutual interest from is abhorrent.

And the Maxaac art.

And now most of the girl characters are uglier than the guys or even look like guys.

Suzy Starchman.

>Suzy: Clinton
>Lisa: Trump
>Max: The American People

>Well, this page establishes that she has an embarrassing secret. Here's why it's a penis:

I love this quote so much I kind of want to print and frame it.

wtf?! I love clinton now

I fucking knew the second the date ended you fuckers would ignore the core flaws and start defending it all over again.

It's making the exact same mistakes it was during the date interlude, it's just focused on something you care about more.

>characters with different eye shapes
>an Asian with eyes that let you know they're Asian
What the fuck comic is this?

I think it was called Paranatural.

>it's just focused on something you care about more.
Yeah, the main plot. The main plot that the date interrupted for a month and a half.

>withholding your gender from someone you're interested in or have mutual interest from is abhorrent
Suzy doesn't have That kind of interest in Max.

>It's making the exact same mistakes it was during the date interlude
No; this is actually relevant to the plot. The entire Suzy thing had to be taken out of the way first so it could progress.

>Suzy calling Spender onii-chan at home

>tangential to the comic specifics
Are you blind or just trying to score petty points because you know I am right about 'secret' trannies

How exactly that makes what i said wrong? explain.

Congratulations, you won

The plot wasn't even the main problem with that interlude.

The paneling is dreadfully cramped, the pacing is awful, every page is just a series of funny faces with few if any backgrounds, and the content of each update is almost exclusively FOREBODING FORESHADOWING or le whacky humor.

And you fucks forgive it the instant it goes back to the main plot. Don't you see that he's just jangling keys in front of your faces? Do you SERIOUSLY think the only flaw with that interlude was that it was distracting from the plot? I thought we were better than this.

>you fucks forgive it the instant it goes back to the main plot
dude, ONE guy was saying how this page was good and that's it. Don't read too much into it; no one is 'forgiving it'. Just pointing out this is different than the goddamn date, as the topic is at least relevant to the plot and going somewhere.

>Suzy Starchman
>SS
we all won.

Where should I start to read this?
It seems to be to long to go from the very beginning.

>I want to read a story from the middle.
Nigga did you start Harry Potter at The Goblet of Fire?

I didn't bother with Harry Potter because when it caught my attention it was already, like, 10 000 pages in.

This Miss Violet. I wish to... how do you say... "plow" her, yes?

With my penis, yes?

It's not that long. You'll finish it in about half a day, tops.

Max has a nice harem going on. I can see why the Hack made Cody gay

I started reading this comic because I LIKE it. I'm not going to complain nearly as much when it goes back to focusing on the aspects I like so much.

You have an attention problem, mate.

The beginning is the best part

Hp is shit, though. You have a taste problem.

Pedophile

>makes Zarei and Day gay
>they still can't resist the Max
>turns them bi

>Suzy's newspaper is a joke
>she's noit even the source of her articles
>she's not even the best blackmailing bitch in the school
>Max add in the same page that he thinks that she's ugly
What the fuck is wrong with Zack? When with that Suzy cuckening will ever end?

Cutting perks off characters and giving them all to the few same characters only make the first ones completely useless, geez.

>says the fag fetishising /ss/
Fuck these threads are atrocious.

>this is considered unattractive in Mayview
Fucking wow.
These guys are fucking clueless.

/ss/ is not pedo. It's pure.

>childporn is only ok when it contains cute boys!
What the fuck.
Either roll all the way or ban everything, you tartuffe fuck.

I never said I liked Harry Potter, you illiterate, attention-deficit fuck.

I think Max is at the phase where he finds all girls gross.

5- making a trans character that actually looks like a girl from the get-go is extremely distasteful

No, you're not. You really aren't

>people should be allowed to be romantically duplicitous
>muh feelings
Get fucked.

Zack desperately wants to be artsy doesn't he? Shame he's not a good enough artist and this is pretty damn cliché.

Not him, but what the hell are you even talking about now?

Nah it's still shit.

Is there even a main plot any more? I don't think the quartet is even that important now, all his teaser art features the adults heavily too.

Her parents are loaded.
And I mean LOADED.

He's trying to distance himself from his waifu because he knows we're onto him. Don't worry, suzy always comes out ahead in his secret 'personal' comics.