Cakes

Now hear me out, what if he stole 80 cakes?

YOU FUCKING MONSTER, YOU MAKE ME SICK! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT!

Stop trying to be edgy user.

120 cakes.

YOU ANIMAL

Superman! Luthor has gone too far this time! We need to stop that monster once for all, and Comissioner Gordon has given me the perfect solution!

Fuck, user. Thats as many as eight tens.

thats pretty fucking awful.

That's even worse than stealing 40 cakes!

YAMERROOOOOOO!

user, Lex is still a human.

Surely there can be a limit of how much cakes he can steal. Like only 40 cakes

BLUE.
BOARD.

160 cakes

200

Okay, there's a point where it kinda stops feeling like it matters you know?

Like sure a holocaust would be awful, but once you start saying things like double-holocaust, it just sounds silly

Not even Luthor's lawyers can save him from the death sentence at this point.

What if he voted for Trump?

240

I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE FUCKING STOP

DUDE, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL V&

280

You are literally worse than Scott Summers

320

WE'RE GOING TOO FAR

and a pie

CALLING THE COPS

im gonna get banned

500 cakes

Even death would be too good for him at that point.

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You can't possibly eat 80 cakes, they'll all go to waste.

39 and a half cakes

1000 cakes. May god have mercy on my soul

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What if he put all the cakes of the world into a bottle