Now hear me out, what if he stole 80 cakes?
Cakes
YOU FUCKING MONSTER, YOU MAKE ME SICK! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT!
Stop trying to be edgy user.
120 cakes.
YOU ANIMAL
Superman! Luthor has gone too far this time! We need to stop that monster once for all, and Comissioner Gordon has given me the perfect solution!
Fuck, user. Thats as many as eight tens.
thats pretty fucking awful.
That's even worse than stealing 40 cakes!
YAMERROOOOOOO!
user, Lex is still a human.
Surely there can be a limit of how much cakes he can steal. Like only 40 cakes
BLUE.
BOARD.
160 cakes
200
Okay, there's a point where it kinda stops feeling like it matters you know?
Like sure a holocaust would be awful, but once you start saying things like double-holocaust, it just sounds silly
Not even Luthor's lawyers can save him from the death sentence at this point.
What if he voted for Trump?
240
I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE FUCKING STOP
DUDE, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL V&
280
You are literally worse than Scott Summers
320
WE'RE GOING TOO FAR
and a pie
CALLING THE COPS
im gonna get banned
500 cakes
Even death would be too good for him at that point.
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You can't possibly eat 80 cakes, they'll all go to waste.
39 and a half cakes
1000 cakes. May god have mercy on my soul
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What if he put all the cakes of the world into a bottle