/got/ general Often Angry Edition

previously on /got/

>6 dire wolf pups
>5 black ones for the 5 Stark kids
>1 white one for Jon
>Starks have black hair
>Targaryens have white hair

Azor Petyr

3rd best girl

>there are people who root for a crazy queen who burns people alive and brings savage rapists to westeros

That would be nice, but you know that isn't happening

>Often Angry
Is He /Our Guy/?

Burger Queen

STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!

emilia clarke is CUTE

>jon snow
>snow is white
>ghost is white
why would a targshit get a wolf? he would've got a white lizard or something

Looks like Sid from Skins

Fat and aging like milk.

>tfw based Renly gets sent to the shadow realm

>black

Literally only Shaggydog had black. The rest had Grey. Does this mean Rickon is a baratheon?

Hopefully there are shadowpeaches there he can taunt people with

i want to rape her

Why are you all so mean to her?

Because he's still half Stark. And he definitely takes after his mother more than Rhaegar. Dark hair, dark eyes, manlet. Also you notice when they found the dire wolves and they said Ghost was the runt of the litter? Gotta be a callback to what Dany said about the Targs growing small due to the dragons growing small

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Also she technically RAPED Jon when you think about it. All you see of the scene is the actual sex scene, she is a sexual predator and she probably threatened Jon with death to coerce him into sex. He never consented.

Let's be real, at least one of the Stark children is definitely Robert's kid.

I didn't feel excitement during the "cool" and "badass" and "heroic" moments of season 7 such as when Dany showed up north of the wall. I mostly felt indifferent. And I thought to myself "I think most people yelled and cheered during this scene"

I don't hate the show but I'm not enthralled like I was in the first few seasons.
Has Sup Forums gotten to me? Am I forcing myself to feel indifferent so I can be a hipster pseudo-intellectual or am I a real intellectual?

I'm still hoping in the books R+L=J is not true

What the fuck are you talking about?

Because they've never seen a real woman naked outside of anime and porn and variations thereof
what do you expect user?

>tfw you remember Renly was on the small council

Are High Sparrow and his monk fuckboys even a thing in the books?

I don't get it either. I think she looks hot as fuck most of the time. That's a 10/10 face.

you're a retard but the show is shit since season 4 regardless

nigga we all pseudo intellectuals here

Idk man, I don't think they would deviate that far from Georges main plot points. Plus everything in the books is pointing to that anyway.

why was renly such an uncharismatic fag in the first season?

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>tfw we never got any Selmy/Jaime scenes besides that one with Robert
missed opportunity, it would be cool to see what Selmy actually thought about Jaime. also since Selmy is like the one living guy Jaime actually respected

They know she'll never pay attention to them and therefore they release that frustration the only way they know how, hate

>That's a 10/10 face

>gotta be a callback to dragons being small

Or maybe it's just a hamfisted allegory to Jon being the underdog and the Targs losing their power. You know, the common sense description.

YES

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Would rather have the u67 desu

Stfu nerd

maybe he does it on purpose now that the show has done it already
hopefully jon stays dead in the books too

>Be caitlyn
>"Hurrr, Ned was unloyal"
>Has revenge sex with Robert

>That's a 10/10 face

Long live her grace Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Queen of Meereen, Mother of Dragons, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

>Everyone in that shot is dead except
Varys

Ugly, fat, can't act.

>direwolf named Grey Wind
>HE MUST BE BLACK CUZ STARKS HAVE BLACK HAIR

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

Nice blog faggot

>tfw that retard gave all these titles to herself

digits confirm
character improvement +5

Could be, it'd be pretty weird if the show and the books were that drastically different though. Maybe you're right, that way people would still have to buy his books

t. pseudo-intellectual

Grey is black though

>*weight gain +5
Fixed that for you.

Grey is also white you retard

I'm obsessed with the show and even I felt almost nothing during season 7. Truly it was the worst season yet.

YOOO PODRICK HOW ABOUT WE GRAB A PINT BEFOR- OH SHIT SHES HERE GET DOWN

>fat
Where?

Seriously how come D&D passed off the opportunity to have Dickon Manwoody in the show? so many cock jokes.

BOBBYPOSTING WON THE REAL SHITPOSTING WAR. HE SLAYED JONERYS POSTERS AND TOOK /got / WHILE YOU HID UNDER YOUR AGHHHHHHHH POSTS

nah, all the shitposting aside, you're objectively wrong here user
she looks thinner in season 7

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Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>ywn see Dany wearing outfits like this again on the show

Stupid Night King

UNGBNI

>implying that you can't post bobby and jonerys simultaneously

>looks
Yeah, keyword "looks". Because they put her in dark clothes who make her seem slimmer, but her face is fat (see the three chins) and the dark lighting in the love scene almost obscured her fat arms. The dude who lightened the webm made her a disservice, after all they did to make her look presentable.

what are you saying that jon is saying

DRACARYS

DURS NAW TAME

WE ARE KIN, BOBBYPOSTERS AND AGHHHH POSTERS

I FOUGHT THE CLEGANEBOWL POSTERS FOR YOUR FATHER

I FOUGHT JONERYS POSTERS FOR YOU

BAN ME AND BE CURSED

Man I couldn't care less about her, but you're really reaching here

Literally perfect.

What the fuck is the Cleganebowl?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wight

>I couldn't care less about her,

Does he have some Turk blood or something like that? Doesn't seem very European

wow
you're one paranoid motherfucker
Either way, she's not what you'd call conventionally ugly. If you think so, then there is no getting back to the real world for you.
Additionally, looks is one thing, and character development is another. Her character improved drastically in season 7, which is pretty good. Also, at the end of the day, most people don't give a shit about the shitposting and just want to enjoy the show.

>I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne.
They had to give her Stannis' personality to make her likeable.

She's Anglo not European

GET HYPED

Ok.

>yank-wannabe yearbooks in British schools

Absolutely disgusting.

I banished you twice. You came back twice. And you saved my life. So I can't take you back and I can't send you away. You must send me away. Is there a cure? I don't know. How long does it take? I don't know that either. But I've seen what happens when it goes far enough. I'll end things before that. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be. All I've ever wanted was to serve you. Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, khaleesi. Do not walk away from your queen, Jorah the Andal. You have not been dismissed. You pledged yourself to me. You swore to obey my commands for the rest of your life. Well, I command you to find the cure wherever it is in this world. I command you to heal yourself and then return to me. When I take the Seven Kingdoms, I need you by my side

*Jon personality
and yeah, duh, women like to be shaped by strong men

Some dumb r*ddit meme.

Fuck off Sup Forums

"This hurts" - Stan Brathon

A-user, will you sign my petition to save Danny?

Look at this triggered freefolker.

Fanwank.

lol is the Eternal Anglo butthurt?

Not an Anglo m8, guaranteed more European than you are.

W-what do you mean by whales, user?

>ywn see anybody wear anything other than black in the show again

hhnnnnggg

>using relaxed, slowly paced language to illustrate my point
>responding with the "triggered" meme
which one of us is triggered, really?