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>and my axle

How can he be smoking if robots don't have lungs?

Just Bay, don't ask anymore.

They have robo lungs.

It's well-established that they breathe.

ye, specially in scene where Optimus go into space

>Optimus go into space

............

This fat fuck is such a lame replacement for Ironhide, who was easily the coolest autobot in the first 3

they made a big mistake in killing him off in dark of the moon

why does a robot have a beard

>Optimus go into space
youtube.com/watch?v=6kL-F2oXiBQ

I was pointing out your wording, you stupid motherfucker

>aspect ratio changes every five seconds

jesus christ

>a transformer that promotes smoking to kids
how did they get away with this?

Where does he get giant cigars from?

They're bullets.

Why is he chewing on bullets?

Where does he get giant bullets from?

These movies make no sense.

Optimus > Bumblebee > Hound > Jetfire > Ironhide > Cogman > Sideswipe > The Dinobots > Drift > Crosshairs > Hot Rod > Ratchet > Jazz > Dino > Wheelie > Brains > Que > Squeeks > Arcee > The Wreckers > Jolt > The Twins.

>Why is he chewing on bullets?
He's hardcore.

>Where does he get giant bullets from?
His armory.

>These movies make no sense.
t. brainlet

So he has a factory somewhere making bullets?

Where does he get the money from for that?

underrated

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At first i though it's the bad rip

They all know how to make them. They're metal after all.

Haha nice one reddit

hound is boring. ironhide was boring too but at least he wasn't robobese

Yeah but John Goodman though

It's actually taken from the comics

>Why is he chewing on bullets?
so he can use it as a secret weapon, he even killed a bad guy with one of those

What's the fucking point of having robots if they're just going to look like humans? More like Giants.

>STOP ZE TIME

>let's make Hot Rod french, I'm talking Monty Python and the Holy Grail French
but why tho

>Knights, Autobots. This cannot and will not be the end. To save Earth and her people we are going to steal Quintessa's staff. Only you, Vivian, can take it back. I will lead the way into her chamber. And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that this... was our finest hour!


>At the heart of every legend, there is one truth: a few brave souls united to save the world. We can be heroes in our own lives, every one of us, if we only have the courage to try. Our fates were always intertwined, but now our worlds are joined as one. We need to repair our planets, work together, if we wish to survive. A dangerous secret is buried deep inside the Earth. There is more to this planet than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, calling all Autobots: It is time to come home.

Optimus' speeches were on point in the latest movie.

Why not.

Classic Hot Rod sucks. At least Bay's french Hot Rod was funny and had a neat weapon.

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>At least Bay's french Hot Rod was funny and had a neat weapon.
Doesn't take much to impress a toddler like you it seems, fancy lights and le funny accent XD.

That's how much regular Hot Rod sucks. Even fancy lights and a wacky accent are marked improvements.

>Threatens to rape Enrique's wife

How does Bay get away with it?!

Why would anyone choose to be fat?

He's bulking.