Is it any good?

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>YAGSPARLOWL!

Reminder that Salazar literally did nothing wrong

Considering it's a film in the PotC franchise, it's pretty fine.

YACK ZPURRLUWL

If it doesn't win an Oscar, the award means nothing.

Salazar was kino, muh science girl was one dimensional and annoying, Barbosa's redemption arc was cliché.

Overall a lot better than part 4.

This is correct.

Barbossa and Davy Jones also literally did nothing wrong.
Forgot what Blackbeard did.

He wanted to sacrifice Catherine zeta jones in order to prolong his life.

It's pretty shit. Everything feels so tiresome and pointless. If you enjoy movies because of special effects you might like it. Atleast it's not that long.

Also, watch Salazar scenes with subtitles

It's trash, but the last 15 minutes is the worst crap I've seen in a long time. there is so much cringe, it's soooo bad

Literally nothing wrong with that.

pretty noble. catherine was getting to that age where girls turn into old fossils.

I actually liked how long dead man's chest and at worlds end were.

I didn't like how stranger tides felt long despite only being, what, 90 minutes? Then this one felt rushed.

negro CZJ is still hot as fuck.

Barbossa and Blackbeard were pirates that robbed and pillaged, and Davy Jones was the literal devil.
Salazar was just an honorable navy officer trying to rid the sea of pirate scum.

I have a soft spot for POTC and even liked 4 but this was just stupid on so many levels. Childish writing, no kind of real character development or memorable scenes and bad CGI through the ass (a real achievement coming from a franchise famed for the best effects in the biz).

She was Penelope Cruz. Kek.

The only interesting part was the zombie sharks
Everything else sucked. Sparrow, Gibbs and Barbossa were distractingly out of character

yep. Disney made him like Lord Beckett, both were actual good guys, fighting baddies. Beckett became greedy, but still did more good than evil.

>Davy Jones was the literal devil.
that bitch Calypso did not showed up at the beach after 10 years.
imagine the blue balls on Davy Jones.
You would go evil as well if you were him

It's ok. Better than On Stranger Tides at least.
Felt more like the actual "fourth" PotC movie since On Stranger Tides was completely unnecessary and irrelevant to the overall story

isnt johnny depp an alcohol and drug who looks like shit nowadays? how did they film thid

He's a depressed alcoholic in the film.

he looks like always on the poster. no changes from the first movie. isnt he also fat as fatass nowadays?