Verne, go easy on the chicken!
Verne, go easy on the chicken!
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What are those other things, potatoes?
Why is he so short?
BOILEM
They prefer to be called dwarves user
Was it the best sandwich ever?
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>eating a drumstick like that
euuggghhh i can feel the bone scraping my teeth
MASHEM
Aren't dwarfs meant to die young?
>that little scooter
wew
Not since modern medicine started circumventing God's intentions
>this guy has a sextape
>a fucking subway footlong is almost taller then him
how big is his peepee
Verne likes to swallow the drumstick whole!
Usually his handler just tosses Verne a live chicken and watch him go to town.
dat breathing
missed him the new twin peaks what happpened
by all accounts huge
Looks like Mini-Me won't get any CHOCOLAAATE
giants are too but the big show's still kickin it
STICKEM IN A STEW
Damn I didn't realize how tiny he is until he was holding that receipt.
For some reason midgets have "normal" sized genitalia, much like their heads.
So even if he only has like a 3 incher it would look massive on him.
Imagine being less hung than a fucking midget
>a wing looks like a fucking leg in his hand
He's not that short
well .... 「(゚ペ) ... BIG SHOW SIZE + VERNE TROYER BODY = ELEPHANT BENIS :DDD
He's a small guy.
He's at least 9 inches long
This is midgetkino.
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Have you ever eaten a sandwich that was bigger than your leg?
What the fuck is this guy making here.
Gross.
Why didnt they cast him for Boss Baby?
Kek someone sent Verne this pic
No and neither has he. He probably ate a quarter of that and couldn't eat another bite.
Remember when he was the MC of Woodstock 1999?
>mfw that guy had more sex than some ""people"" on this board
fuck you don't make fun of him
Yeah, imagine haha...
It's mini Reviewbrah
Why doesn't he just have a smaller kitchen made?
I saw a couple of dwarfs at the beach last friday
I took a picture of them but I'm not gonna post here
it is my little treasure
Prostitutes don't count.
>my little treasure
they prefer the term "midget"
how does he get the shit in the cabinets?
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>one trick pony who got semi rich off on movie franchise
>only does celebrity shows because that's all he can do
>lives in a normal house with shit looking wife and kid
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i checked his IMDB, what this guy does for a living? i wonder because it's not like everytime in tv or movies a dwarf is needed.
I remember him on Big Brother in the UK and he was doing some online bingo commercial too.
>2' 8" (0.81 m)
I thought he was atleast 1 meter tall.Dinklage would tower over him.
do you think he ever tries to body fuck a turkey?
I don't understand, where are his legs in the first pic
>online bingo commercial too
Still has been
He does the youtubes now
I'm not done watching the video, but do his legs work at all?
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Dont midgets have pretty short lifespans
is he gonna be ded soon?
He's fucking adorable.
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG BROTHER
DON’T STOP
he's making the same face as the emma watson crotch shot autograph pic
Looks like a chill guy desu.
why does he live in a normal sized house instead of a tiny house? Im being serious.
holy shit, he looks like Charls
he sits with his legs like muslims pray or some shit
By midget standards that is a remarkable success.
Considering he basically had the shittiest starting conditions a person can have, a wife, kids and house is a pretty good end.
Because his wife is normal sized, and I'm guessing that dwarf size shit is more expensive.
>creamy
fucking pleb
underrated kek
It's because dwarfism only affects your bones, not the rest of your organs.
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>tfw Verne just shitposts on Reddit all day
PO-TAY-TOES
reddit fag
dropped
>dropped Verne
Thats a big fall
I'm pretty sure they're tucked under his shirt kek
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lol
underrated post.
>eggs and peanut butter on toast
this guy is trying to make everyone fat as fuck
His wife is a solid 9/10
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WHAT'S TATERS?!
Forgot pic
Was he always bald or did he shave his head for Austin Powers and just decided to stick with that look?
Dont knock it til you try it user
>that permanent helium voice
also, what's his TDEE? 700 Cal?
That sandwich is his calories for the month
hes still getting checks from austin powers, m8
SMASHED and SLAMMED
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me on the left
>father's a midget
>has qt wife
>good looking, healthy son
desu if I was him I would just make a hobbit hole, or a really fancy mine and hire WETA to design it
This guy has the money but he chooses to make his like hell with his big people furniture
Good for him, but what the fuck?
>good looking, healthy son
Fairly certain that's his wife's son.