Why are there no right-wing comedians?

Why are there no right-wing comedians?

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Comedians don't have any actual talents and have to appease their masters by grinning and joking

Networks wont allow such illegal opinions

They're not allowed on TV

no one needs to make fun of the left it's already a joke

Being right-winged implies hating fun

Kek

The right is inherently unfunny. It's based on a sense of order, tradition, structure, things that aren't really funny. Leftism is inherently grounded in fantasy and silliness (we'll like, get rid of the money and like, we'll all be rich man!), so it lends itself well to comedy.

humour is inherently liberal (i.e. far-left)

Alex Jones is funnier than John Oliver and I'm not even right or center.

For the same reason Christian rap/rock fucking sucks

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The fact that you believe this is the funniest thing in this thread.

Would you agree that Gavin McInnes is funnier than a guy like Colbert?

It's almost like there's a conspiracy to keep anyone that would challenge the leftist self destruction of the west silent. Who could it be?

Because there's nothing funny about the oppression of minorities

OH SHIT!!

How have you made it thru life being this stupid?

But invading and colonizing places is hysterical....when it's done by shitskins, at least.

they're too busy raising livestock, growing food and building things.

Not an argument

There are plenty of libertarian comics who I guess are economically on the right, but super conservative and authoritarian preferences tend not to mix well with humor.

No.

Don't forget Ghost from Capitalist Radio.

Yes, that must be exactly it.

is there even such thing as a comedian in the current year?

The establishment doesn't allow dissent.

Because right wingers aren't funny, at least not intentionally

The closest you're going to get is Norm

Being right wing means your general views are inherently not funny and very difficult to make good jokes about.

Not saying all right wing opinions are not worthy but they're not worthy of any joke. I mean we've got lolbertarians out there. They're a joke and more left wing swinging but even they're not good on jokes. Penn and Teller are those and they're jokes were shitting on stupid things but it wasn't a real joke.

The far right were just not designed for jokes and comedy.

>call out the jews
>blackballed forever

What an interesting question this poses

Colin Quinn
Jim Norton
Patrice O'neal
Greg Giraldo
Nick Dipalo
Adam Carolla
Anthony Cumia

All these people had great shows on tv/radio but were taken away in the 2000s for not being PC enough.

Rightwing Comedy cannot survive since liberals are fucking bleeding heart pussies, and threaten to sue everyone who doesn't pander to PC culture.

>he still thinks conservatives aren't mostly the establishment outside of comedy shows and some movies.
>doesn't realize how old the "liberal media" boogeyman is.

>Rightwing Comedy cannot survive since liberals are fucking bleeding heart pussies, and threaten to sue everyone who doesn't pander to PC culture.
Is that why you people were throwing a bitch fit over a severed rubber head?

Jim Norton is still on the radio. Is he really right-wing though?

Not a single one of those you posted were "right wing." They would have laughed at Fox News in the day and mocked Breitbart/Trump/Alt Right today.

They were left as fuck. You can't be right and do comedy. That's the joke.

There are plenty of them on the radio.

>outside of comedy shows and "SOME" movies
>the actual majority of hollywood
>and cable news

Because Comedy is inherent to intellectuals and those with artistic tendencies, something the right never has had or will have.

This is the pinnacle of right wing comedy

Nick DiPaolo is on the radio every day talking about how much he loves Trump. Anthony Cumia is quite fond of him too.

>the left are bleeding heart pussies
>waaaa she had a fake trumps head
>waaaa they put a black person in star wars
>waaaa shut down SJW courses in universities

The irony is fucking unbelievable and you can't even see it.

true most of them aren't very right-wing, if at all
calling Anthony Cumia "left as fuck" is a bit much though. He's basically a doomsday prepper with a job in showbiz.

Half those people sure as fuck aren't very liberal. Not modern PC liberal at least.

Is Norm right wing?

No one even knows who the fuck nick dipalo is outside of the couple roasts he was in

Few comics are though. They're generally left leaning but anti-PC.

was it autism?

Only liberals will spend the kind of time and money needed to support a "comedy" show in order to reassure themselves that they have the right opinions and therefore can't be the braindead retards that their lives suggest they are.

Do you hear about them anymore other than on talk radio? Do you see stand up about them? No. Because they're just imbittered old assholes and it's not a routine anymore. They're what you become when all your creativity is gone. Nobody gives a fuck or laughs at people like that.

George Carlin was the same shit later on. It's terrible. You'd might as well go to Bitter Church at that point. It's the same thing as Regular Church. You go there to hear your sermon and hate instead of love.

>the actual majority of hollywood
Plenty of conservatives in Hollywood, buddy. You've just brainwashed yourself into thinking they don't exist.
>and cable news
Still, one of the most watched "news" outlets is conservative.

But keep on perpetuating your autistic persecution complex, since that's the mental gymnastic you need to convince yourself of victimhood. Abloo abloo, now you run every level of government...but liberals make movies! That's just unfair!

I'm surprised you can see anything with your head that far up your ass

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DiPaolo had a stand up special pretty recently on SeeSo.

Maybe, PC is a meme?

>Plenty
Name ten

it's like there are parts of human existence that aren't funny and that people have to deal with

RIGHT WING = FOR MAKING MONEY

Thusly, EVERY comedian is right-wing because THEY LIKE TO MAKE MONEY.

Liberal =/= left what so fucking ever.

He's Canadian, I don't think it's possible for him to be right wing

People make the mistake of thinking comedians who have politically neutral material are automatically right wing

>here's a pointless metric that if you don't meet, I'll "win". Checkmate!
It's like you people want to be victims, just like SJWs. Mel Gibson made a film just last year that was nominated for a fucking Oscar.

Half those guys have BEEN on Fox News, retard.

And someone tell me why Is wrong while you're at it.

>pointless metric
>can't even name 10 because hollywood is lefty land

kek
I can't even name 10 senpai

I wasn't trying to make an argument. You wouldn't know that, though. MAGA, right?

My dick could be on fox news. It's small and unnecessary just like nearly everyone on there.

Because is about as witty as they get

So... DRUMPF

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Jokes have a lot more tradition and structure than you think.
All the Seinfeld guys are conservatives. Chris Rock is basically a conservative.

Leftist comedians who admire "fantasy and silliness" are always getting up there to preach tolerance and atheism and complain about police violence and 1984 shit.

He admitted to voting Trudeau.

There isn't. "Right-wing" comedians are everywhere, and they've got the biggest audiences.

Norm is a brilliant asshole. I'd like the think he gives less of a fuck about politics than you could believe.

Typically, good comedy taps into truths we all know. The left doesn't believe in those, so most of their humor is just curse word and bodily function-based.

Right wing comedians exist and none of them joke about lynching niggers.

Also, there very much is. Particularly when it's taboo to find such humor.

Genuinely curious, what did I get wrong? The right isn't particularly funny. It's boring. The left is based on wild promises, it's fun.

You're just being retarded
>Mel Gibson
>Drew Carey
>The Rock (registered Republican)
>Robert Downey Jr. (May have flip flopped here and there for money, but was a self-proclaiming conservative)
>Jerry Bruckheimer
>Melissa Joan Hart
>Kelsey Grammer
>Jon Lovitz
>Rob Schneider
>Tom Selleck
>James Woods
>Gary Oldman
>David S. Goyer
>David Zucker
>James Caan
>Michael Caine
>Robert Duvall
>Clint Eastwood
(And more)

Eat shit, retard. You're just falling for decades old memes and trying to play victim.

Glenn Beck is legitimately funny when he's not ranting about how the world is collapsing around us and to buy gold.

Good topical comedy has always been shitting on each other in good spirits. Social media has started destroying this in general.

This doesn't mean right wingers get some sort of plus on this. It just means dandy flakes on the left need to get the stick out of their ass and get back to their roots and let comedians do their work.

#roasted

Comedy is for children.

Nigger you cannot be serious if you think places like NYC and LA and Portland and Austin and every other major city in the US isn't swarming with democrats and democrat leadership. How do you think Obama got 8 years in an establishment conservative nation?

But neo libs ARE right wing

Why are most MENSA members left-leaning?

Why are most scientists left-leaning?

why are most self-made billionaires left-leaning?

why are most doctors left-leaning?

why are most engineers left-leaning?

why are most scholars and academics left-leaning?

why are the highest IQ regions in the world left-leaning?

why are the highest IQ states left-leaning?

the only thing right-leaning individuals dominate are low-skill, low IQ areas like truck driving, ditch digging, infantry, etc.. Also religious institutions and third world shitskin dictatorships.

What's your definition of right wing? Hates niggers and science?

Alex Jones is funnier than any """""comedian"""""" out there.

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Because the truth isnt funny

Right wing people think theyre too good for it

>this means conservatives don't exist.
They still sadly, win more elections. I'm not retarded enough to ignore that.

>why are most engineers left-leaning?
lel, please go back to plebbit

>My jokes are shitty because jews

this is why there are no successful right wing comedians.

Yeah, but does he know he's being funny?

>How do you think Obama got 8 years in an establishment conservative nation?
By being popular?

Cause thdyre always WRONG.
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Because to get their degrees they have to go to colleges full of far left professors.

There are, but they don't talk about politics when they do comedy.

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Yes

Yes. He believes everything he says, but he is purposefully entertaining.

yes, if you are talking about the tonight show and not the colbert report

engineering jobs are like 75% democrat, 25% republican

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at least you have motel owner. The white race shall endure through giving minority tourists bedbugs

>the "well, the liberals control everything, that's why they are successful" conspiratard meme.