Disney buys Games Workshop Plans R-Rated Warhammer-verse Films

>Disney buys Games Workshop Plans R-Rated Warhammer-verse Films

Oh shit...

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/disney-games-workshop-deal-warhammer-franchise-1050089/

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Fake and Heretical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Get ready for nu(male)marines, fem-marines, slaanesh being forgotten and sexual deviancy normalized, imperial cult being a bad thing, female imperial leaders etc.

>fem spacemarine
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Empire of Man
>Man

The age of man is over. Witness the rise of the Empire of Gender Is But A Word, Shitlord!

OH BOY

CANT WAIT FOR (((DISNEY))) TO SHOVE POC SPACE MARINES IN OUR FACES

Never going to happen
Too niche of an appeal and to do a 40k movie properly would cost £150m+
Maybe a Space Hulk movie could work within a decent budget but then again you would just end up remaking Aliens

>female, gay and trans Space marines

you scared the fucking shit out of me

You mean like the salamanders were mistakenly made to be?

It's fake niggers.

Exterminatus Gender

40k is garbage now anyway

>all of those faggots who didn't even check the link
It's fake you fucking assholes

Normies would literally not understand a 40k movie because there are no heroes and no egalitarian ideals, in 40k there is no such thing as equality and if you die for the Emperor that's a better use of your life than if you didn't.

Critics would pan it for being a sexist racist male power fantasy and make allusions to Drumpf

Disney presents
Unlikely Friends: a 40k story.
We have reimagined the classic and beloved gw property for the 21st century. Today we would like to show you a glimpse into
>warhammer 41k cinematic universe

>Trailer opens
>citation from some old greek fuck appears
>ironic original end to it appears
>Footage of a High-lord of terra with a Trump-like voice explaining how he will turn the other races of the universe against each other
>cut to Space Marines fighting against Tyranids
>Chaos Marines jump in and it gets heated as one of the marines mourns mans inhumanity to man or some shit
>falling to his knees in his final breath
>cut to imperial academy with a lesson about astartes
>"they are choosen by the empress first hand via psychic birthmark, taught in philosophy, tactics and in the way of *insert stand-in for the force here*. They give up gender, selfishness and hatred to defend ALL of mankind wherever they may be. But none of them compare to the sisters of battle. Only the best can hope to be choosen to fight as a direct servant to the empress."
>cut back to astartes on the previous battle killing remaining forces on the ground
>ship appears on the horizon with our friends from the beginning on top
>Quick smirk from one astartes to another-shot
>*What is it good for* starts playing
>trailer ends with a few battle shots to the music and a chainsaw blade to the screen

>series is about a ork-human hybrid who tries to unify the ork and human empire via diplomacy and features one battle in 24 episodes where her human mom and ork father end it by showing their love on the battlefield.
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Jesus fuck you OP my Heart almost stopped for a second.

You faggits could try seeing if the link is real first

you retards Based Disney would never do anything R-rated

that's the point

they would take the franchise and pump out some generic PG-13 shit vaguely based on the universe

>Space Marines vs Stormtroopers: A Disney Sci-Fi Theatrical Event featuring Luke Skywalker from Star Wars!

Preorder tickets today!

>Disney
>R-rating
Good joke

What if it's a space hulk where chaos marines or eldar turn up?

>tfw sisters of battle overthrow the patriarchy

...

nearly had a heart attack when i read that op

PG-13 WARHAMMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Adepta Sororitas know their place in society

What's some board where can I ask heretical Warhammer questions?

Sup Forums

It would mean that Slaanesh won the war.

It's a fake link, seriously Sup Forums, you think GW would let a cashcow like that out of their sight?

That thing looks like a genestealer brood lord.

>tfw the god emperor will be female
>tfw movies revolve around sisters of battle
>tfw Space Marines depicted as dumb Chads
>tfw they try to normalise Slaanesh's degeneracy

NO NO NONONTOTNOTONEWNTOAWDAFUUCUKFUKCKSF

this

This thread spooked me more than IT

>all these neckbeards who actually think a live 40k movie is possible

Khorne is another cheesy villain like Ultron

>most badass space marine burst into the scene
>kicks everyones ass
>"who are you?"
>takes helmet off, revealing the face of a 90 lbs 20 year old hispanic woman

you know this is going to happen

neat, I don't care about warhammer. I do enjoy seeing people be butthurt over nothing.

>hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/disney-games-workshop-deal-warhammer-franchise-1050089/

So did anyone click the link, its fake, why is everyone freaking out?

>John Spartan was a Space Marine...

Armour ornaments for the Grey Knights?