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The one true queen

i want to marry emilia!

darkstar

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aagghhh...

>lion eating oberyn's head

BRAVO DABID

holly earl is better

i want to marry emilia!

(oh god I'm so fucking alone)

aaaaaggghhhh...

If Baratheons are buff af why is Stannis plain? We know why Renly is a twink, its Reach/Tyrell influence and that entire kingdom save for the Tarlys is gay af.

She will SIT on my face!

is the casual audience finally waking up to the cruel irrationality of the mad queen?

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the seed is weak

what is the point of "editions" ?

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It's their arg gramma's twink blood that's at fault there

Azor Petyr

formerly sneed

>Preston Jacobs

One theory/idea you agree with and one theory/idea you think is laughable or just shit.

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Renly was literally just gay Robert.

But I agree with all his theories except for N+A=J

4 of them deserve to be force-fed pig shit until they explode

Move aside, peasants
The cringe master is back

no one likes the fatleesi spam either user, but you're not exactly helping

Nothing, it sometimes seems to determine the primary type of shitposts in the thread in question though. Emilia editions have a lot of Emilia posts etc.

>gay Robert.
gay Robert that know how to deal with power instead of being just a warrior
>GOAT warrior: Bobby
>GOAT commander: the Mannis
>GOAT king: Renly

hey im here too

>GOAT king
What did Renly do that was so GOAT tier? He was like 21y/o when he died, he didn't do shit

season 1 Arya the cutest

I meant in terms of looks. Renly was described to look almost identical to Prime Robert.

he was a little shorter and a lot leaner iirc
plus with nicer hair according to brienne

>most of them have the same exact reaction for everything
I'd say it's just because they're on camera, user

Am I the only one that shaves later in the day whenever someone posts vids from this bar?

wow she actually is. how come I've never heard of her

most of us aren't betas who can't grow facial hair

why would you do that

Azor Stannis

begone, thot

Because I'm terrified that I look like that

Also been thinking more about getting contact lenses

I'm too busy keeping my Baelish facial hair I can't grow anything else at 22 anyway

>youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
>first 5 seconds

I think I'm in love anons

Aerys cucked Steffon. Stannis is a targ

*redeems your character*

I'll be honest, I used up pretty much my entire shitty fanart folder last night so I'm not bringing anything new to the table and I don't feel like sifting through tumblr/deviantart/reddit to find more, so I'll just post this masterpiece again.

Guys I'm bored


what is there to do on the internet besides fap?

*deletes a chromosome*

>Samwell has been at the wall for years
>still fat

explain this

My memetic weapon stockpiles, are, however, full.
Here's a good one for ya. Cersei had down syndrome all along

T S U N D E R E D A N Y

he's big boned

Nothing, you should probably go outside. I heard bouldering is nice, try that

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>Americans

it's just whales and numales

he's the one who cooks

this meme that aerys cucked everyone has to stop at best Tywin and rhaegar

Here is something I don't get. Why would Tywin allow Jaime - his one true heir and the Golden Boy of the family - to forsake all of that and become a Kingsguard, thus allowing everything to fall to Tyrion? I just cannot credibly believe that Tywin would ever allow that unless it was part of a plan to finish off Aerys, which it didn't really seem like that was the case.

H-he's Heisenberg?

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I was about to mock your facial hair development but then I noticed I'm also 22 and can't grow shit

>tfw 20 year olds grow better beards

actor can't be fucked losing weight + they might think the fat is integral to the character for the comedic moments i dunno
i remember some other user mentioning that indabooks it's suggested that he lost weight but sam doesn't directly notice it because of self esteem issues or something like that
not sure how accurate that is, sam chapters aren't that memorable

Why was Jon Arryn researching Barathon and Lannister genes? Did he catch the twins doing it? Why didnt Jaime push him out a window?

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George tries to justify himself being morbidly obese

i don't think you can really refuse the king's request very openly
stannis had suspicions and brought them to him, but I forget why stannis had suspicions

It's pretty sad when you see guys at 16-19 who already have full facial hair while you can't grow anything that looks good. I look worse without the facial hair I keep anyway. At least I'm not balding and have a solid hairline, so there's that.

Surrounded by Targshits. Every time I open /got/, I see their silver hair and their double chins.

>but I forget why stannis had suspicions

He was probably autistic enough to memorize the looks and traits of every Baratheon in history

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I think shed make a better septa lemore

No.

>tow If I don't shave for two weeks my beard is so dense that it already hides all of my skin
>tfw at the same time my skin just won't get used to shaving and gets cuts everywhere even if I use the electric triple head ones
>tfw I can never have my face clean shaved without cuts for jobs interviews
>tow if I try growing a inter beard it becomes massive and everyone thinks I'm a terrorist and my bags get "randomly" checked by police at metro stations
there must be a happy middle

That's not Ashara Dayne

*winter beard*

Wasn't everyone in small council knew this? I tought Littlefinger implied and guided everyone that way since he tries that really hard to put it on Ned's thick head and at the last minute he was leaving the kingslanding he made Ned go to brothel.

>implying ned could get that

first ASOIAF book just arrived, tfw so desperate for some GOT content that I became a bookfag. Is it a good read?

Ned didn't get that you doofus, Brandon did.

Yeah he probably helped push it along
I think the theory basically is that everyone on the small council knew or at least had strong suspicions, only Arryn/Stannis caught on last.

do you have some more user?

Ashara was his biggest fan ever since she saw him in LOTR.

If you like romantasized diareah

No

just start reading m8, it isn't that hard
you'll probably like it if you liked the show or at least its general concept

he got his sloppy seconds though

>showing your navel like some Dothraki whore

Yes. The first book is the first season, with more detail. The books then slowly move away, and the third and fourth books are not linear, they are happening parrellel with each other. And I just started a dance with dragons.

Ned would never dishonour an unmarried woman.
The only woman he ever slept with in his life was fishfu.

fucking fan girls

I want to lick the lint and grease out of emilias bellybutton

>like some Dothraki whore

Well that's what she is

So Ned was a neckbeard virgin?

>Sandor is an erotic character
He certainly is

he wasn't a virgin after he deflowered that fresh tully cunny

>third and fourth books are not linear, they are happening parrellel with each other
fourth and fifth

>sold Dorne and its culture out to foreign whores

What did the Martells mean by this?

>fresh