Last Jedi Stormtrooper

Discuss.

Will this be Traitor 2.0?

is that a fucking laser battle axe?

it's a whisk

no it's a light-tiki torch

What is the application of such a tool?

Oy vey! its Charlottesville 2.0

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Why do the new stormtroopers look so shit? J J completely ruined the aesthetic of the series.

That is the dumbest fucking helmet I've ever seen on a Stormtrooper.

Mark my words it's gonna be set in a jungle planet just to use more black actors, that weapon is a machete

>Hey look, a guy with a laser sword
>Should we all just concentrate our blaster fire all at once, he can't possibly block or deflect it all?
>Nah, call the guy with the laser fly swatter, that will surely work!

I'm not sure about the weapon, but I think the armor looks good. The First Order is obviously going to change things up from old Empire designs. If they could just figure out how to make armor that could survive one blaster shot they would do much better as an organization long-term.

eggbeater

Imagine spending your day thinking of things like this all the time, lads.

survival is for fags and endangered puppies

When you get older you'll learn that it's not healthy to be so mad all the time.

Looks like a dog catcher.

And I'm still 99% sure that they'll be clubbed with a "staff" and be immediately knocked out.

0.02 mouse dollars have been deposited into your account

Nice projection. I'm gonna keep complaining to make you angrier, faggot

anyone who watches star wars past the age of 15 needs to be castrated

>0.00287 minutes at Epcot have been deposited in your day pass

>sir should we develop accurate guns with our budget?
>no make some spinny laser medieval shit and two flamethrowers

I wish.

It has been at least 8 years since something made me mad on 4 chan dot com.

Isn't he a little short for a stormtrooper?

Shouldn't even have stormtroopers post RotJ, should br a new threat.

Why the fuck did they go the extra mile to make TFA a nostalgia fap fest and have everything look like the OT if a year later they were giving us all the actual stuff from the OT?

New AT-ATs look stupid, plus we just got some kind of AT-ATs in rogue one.

Stahp with the OT shit in the ST.

what's that now? a clawtrooper ?

Disney should just get on with ripping off old classic movies like Lucas did and not ripping off SW.

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>WE WANT ANOTHER TR-8R
>B-but not by accident this time
Annnd it won't work, Igger.

>JAWAS WILL NOT REPLACE US
So powerful for Disney to talk about race in my children's adventure movie

is he gonna make me pancakes?

The perspective on the head part looks so fucked

the armor is cool but the weapon is clearly here for the merchandising.

I fucking hate storm trooper armor. Nerds think it looks cool but honestly it clearly serves no purpose in protecting them and is completely visible making easy to spot targets; unless in a snowier landscape, but even then, the black accents defeat that purpose too. Fucking garbage.

Best part of the moves no doubts.
The forced one will be garbage like everything else SW related.

Why do they look like manlets now? What the fuck are these short legs

Helmets too big, makes them look like a bobblehead.

Maybe they finally got some armor that actually does something
Due to budgetary constraints the composite is only good against sunlight

we're already getting "two heroes dressed as imperials/first ordererers infiltrating a base" after the last movie (rogue one) had them

The fights would actually be interesting and there would be a real sense of peril if the stormtroopers actually shrugged off most blaster shots. They'd be a force to reckon with, making the heroes feel that much more heroic.

No. But that will happen in episode 9 now that JJ is involved. Rey goes to a jungle planet and meats Finn's family. Yes I said meat.

Looks good. Sup Forums will still hate it, like everything else.

Mouse Executive 1: "As you all know, the Rey and Finn toys are still sitting on shelves. We literally sold none of it. But the Stormtrooper merchandise flew off the shelves!"

Mouse Executive 2: "Change the design of the Stormtroopers for Episode VIII. That way all the nerds will have to buy them again!"

Mouse Executive 1: "B-but we already changed the d-design for Episode VII."

Mouse Executive 2: "GODDAMNIT, JUST DO IT!"

*swims in pool of neet bucks*

Why is the stormtrooper a DYEL?