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Did ya miss me?
F for who?
TFA was kino on par with BvS DoJ
What does the J.J. stand for, Sup Forums?
Looks like lens flare is back on the menu, boys!
fuck ye
Oh for fucks sake, not that hack again.
hes gonnna do fine. you are all memeing
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we already have a thread about this
sage
>we're really going to focus on practical effects, guys!
i like that shot
nothing bad about that zoom
Real sets, practical effects
HOWEVER
>Written by Chris Terrio
Looks like kino's back on the menu, boys
Jewey Jew-jew
Honestly surprised why he's bothering with this garbage. I hoped so much better for him.
/ourguy/
>inb4 an all female cast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SUFFERING OF YOU STAR WARS FAGS TASTES LIKE SWEET NECTAR
YOUR PAIN BRINGS ME PLEASURE
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
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it ruins the shot
Fuck off Todd Howard.
Fk
we deserve it
Who's ready for the adult cartoon parody.
XD
>when your coworkers quit and you have to clean up the clusterfuck you made
Game over.
>we're really going to focus on practical effects, guys!
>literally everything in that shot is CGI, even the desert
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Good.
It never stand a chance desu
What kind of nose is that?
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Jar Jar
The lasers from the tie fighter just disappear, the shots never hit anything....
Holy fuck is this for real??
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>Star Wars Episode IX: from the filmmakers who brought you Star Trek Into Darkness and Batman vs Superman
The Mouse has no fucking clue what it's doing anymore.
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POTTERY
rip john williams' score
Terrio is literally too smart for pleb critics though. Makes me surprised why they even picked him when he's pleb poison.
>direct
That's fi-
>write
fuuuuuck
Looking forward to the next Nerd Crew episode.
Wtf, are they flying into engines?
Hey dukenukem777
is kino incoming?
Go back
I don't like the movie but I have to admit it, that sequence is pretty good.
A P O L O G I Z E
Mouse Executive: "Guise, I just got a great idea for the next movie. A STARFLEET OF FUCKING DEATH STARS!"
*everybody high fives*
just jewish
THIS TIME
THE DEATH STAR
IS A DEATH GALAXY
FUCK YOU
Force Awakens rip off ANH and shit.
Last Jedi rip off of ESB but batshit.
Episode IX rip off of ROTJ, shit and will undo LJ as it's not JJ ideas.
It means get ready for a lot of forced race mixing.
You're actually right, it really was.
oh boy
No George, yours were still shit.
>Chris Terrio co-writing
oh boy
So was Trevorrow only copying and pasting half of RotJ, so they brought JJ in to copy and paste the rest?
Seconded. Makes it look like some eye witness footage and kills whatever immersion there might be otherwise.
I thought Disney was finally learning when they canned Trevorrow and then they pull this shit.
Real lovecraftian shit right there
>tfw no rodent penis
Honestly TFA was a good movie, even if it lacked heart, it might turn out well.
I love Rogue One.
gee a kike directing kike wars 9 the kikening what a surprise
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about JJ. In fact, we're not gonna talk about JJ at all, we're gonna keep him out of it.
it had heart it just lacked originality
No it didn't. It felt like an installment of nuTrek, not Star Wars.
Imagine what kind of mess Last Jedi is going to be that they need JJ back to produce another shitty and safe "reboot" so the franchise can go back on track.
What, seriously,what did TFA offer other than
>quips
>non-existent character arcs
>uninspired production design
>incorrectly used dutch angles
>Dr. Who-tier creature designs
>forced quips
>toothless villains who don't do anything even remotely frightening
>a predictable, derivative story
>even more dumb, forced quips
>the OT actors phoning it in in full-on "well, it's a paycheck" mode
>that fucking tentacle monster sequence
>an incoherent post-ROTJ universe that's such a convoluted mess that it makes AOTC look as straightforward as ANH
>that horrid helicopter shot
>orange Yoda
It was an utter, unredeemable trainwreck.
Nice, so it'll actually be a good movie
I actual liked this shot user
this
thank god. Can't wait for little cute bears (which are NOT ewoks because they are much bigger-smaller), for a half built starkiller base (which is NOT the same size as the deathstar), and the Jedi returning back his dark side ally to the light.
yaaay
add nostalgia baiting and it's 100% correct.
Even JJ's shit is better than yours George, you fucking hack.
And the movie will end with Rey looking at SIX force gho...uh...giant magic women staring down and smiling with pregnant bellies and "the force is female" t-shirts.
do you like my practical anus, user? It's actually CGI, but it's also practically a double anus
just fuck my shit up, senpai
I want to hear it scream
I'm not even a big Star Wars fan and Episode VII infuriated me. It's the least ambitious science fiction I've ever seen. It gleefully aimed for the middle and barely succeeded at that.
So... Return of the Jedi remake.
I really hope they drop DoubleAnusFace from future installments. Such a botched character.
Works for me. I like TFA and thought Jurassic World was shite.
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There's probably something else, I'm sure KK wants to immediately go on with an new trilogy with the same shitty cast so Trevorow had to finish on a Cliffhanger and find something for the new sequels. They want to milk SW so hard. they don't even care anymore, they know it's gonna die quick.
You were right
Tell your sister
You were riiiight
Cucked
Maybe Lucas is playing 5 d chess and wants Disney to sell it back at a firesale price
You're right, they're equally shit
Yeah, it might actually have plot development, character development, gravitas and consequences to its events.
>Maybe Lucas is playing 5 d chess and wants Disney to sell it back at a firesale price
Impossible. Disney got all that IP at WAY below market value. And their ownership will only expand in a couple years when they inherit the distribution rights to Episodes I-III and V-VI.
Apologize
>JJ's shit literally is George's shit rehashed
George would actually release a new story
WHAT IF
HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE
WHAT IF THERE WAS
OH MAN
WHAT IF THERE WAS NOT JUST ONE LARGE DEATH STAR
WHAT IF THERE WAS THREE EVEN LARGER DEATH STARS???
I apologize every day.
Do you actually hope for these movies? The franchise is dead in the water, and if you had any doubt, what KK just did should have convinced you.
He really should.
>adult
>cartoon
pick one