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Did ya miss me?

F for who?

TFA was kino on par with BvS DoJ

What does the J.J. stand for, Sup Forums?

Looks like lens flare is back on the menu, boys!

fuck ye

Oh for fucks sake, not that hack again.

hes gonnna do fine. you are all memeing

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we already have a thread about this

sage

>we're really going to focus on practical effects, guys!

i like that shot

nothing bad about that zoom

Real sets, practical effects

HOWEVER

>Written by Chris Terrio

Looks like kino's back on the menu, boys

Jewey Jew-jew

Honestly surprised why he's bothering with this garbage. I hoped so much better for him.

/ourguy/

>inb4 an all female cast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SUFFERING OF YOU STAR WARS FAGS TASTES LIKE SWEET NECTAR

YOUR PAIN BRINGS ME PLEASURE

GET FUCKED FAGGOTS

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it ruins the shot

Fuck off Todd Howard.

Fk
we deserve it

Who's ready for the adult cartoon parody.
XD

>when your coworkers quit and you have to clean up the clusterfuck you made

Game over.

>we're really going to focus on practical effects, guys!
>literally everything in that shot is CGI, even the desert

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Good.

It never stand a chance desu

What kind of nose is that?

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Jar Jar

The lasers from the tie fighter just disappear, the shots never hit anything....

Holy fuck is this for real??

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>Star Wars Episode IX: from the filmmakers who brought you Star Trek Into Darkness and Batman vs Superman

The Mouse has no fucking clue what it's doing anymore.

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POTTERY

rip john williams' score

Terrio is literally too smart for pleb critics though. Makes me surprised why they even picked him when he's pleb poison.

>direct
That's fi-
>write
fuuuuuck

Looking forward to the next Nerd Crew episode.

Wtf, are they flying into engines?

Hey dukenukem777
is kino incoming?

Go back

I don't like the movie but I have to admit it, that sequence is pretty good.

A P O L O G I Z E

Mouse Executive: "Guise, I just got a great idea for the next movie. A STARFLEET OF FUCKING DEATH STARS!"

*everybody high fives*

just jewish

THIS TIME
THE DEATH STAR
IS A DEATH GALAXY

FUCK YOU

Force Awakens rip off ANH and shit.

Last Jedi rip off of ESB but batshit.

Episode IX rip off of ROTJ, shit and will undo LJ as it's not JJ ideas.

It means get ready for a lot of forced race mixing.

You're actually right, it really was.

oh boy

No George, yours were still shit.

>Chris Terrio co-writing

oh boy

So was Trevorrow only copying and pasting half of RotJ, so they brought JJ in to copy and paste the rest?

Seconded. Makes it look like some eye witness footage and kills whatever immersion there might be otherwise.

I thought Disney was finally learning when they canned Trevorrow and then they pull this shit.

Real lovecraftian shit right there

>tfw no rodent penis

Honestly TFA was a good movie, even if it lacked heart, it might turn out well.

I love Rogue One.

gee a kike directing kike wars 9 the kikening what a surprise

Well now, I'm not gonna talk about JJ. In fact, we're not gonna talk about JJ at all, we're gonna keep him out of it.

it had heart it just lacked originality

No it didn't. It felt like an installment of nuTrek, not Star Wars.

Imagine what kind of mess Last Jedi is going to be that they need JJ back to produce another shitty and safe "reboot" so the franchise can go back on track.

What, seriously,what did TFA offer other than
>quips
>non-existent character arcs
>uninspired production design
>incorrectly used dutch angles
>Dr. Who-tier creature designs
>forced quips
>toothless villains who don't do anything even remotely frightening
>a predictable, derivative story
>even more dumb, forced quips
>the OT actors phoning it in in full-on "well, it's a paycheck" mode
>that fucking tentacle monster sequence
>an incoherent post-ROTJ universe that's such a convoluted mess that it makes AOTC look as straightforward as ANH
>that horrid helicopter shot
>orange Yoda

It was an utter, unredeemable trainwreck.

Nice, so it'll actually be a good movie

I actual liked this shot user

this

thank god. Can't wait for little cute bears (which are NOT ewoks because they are much bigger-smaller), for a half built starkiller base (which is NOT the same size as the deathstar), and the Jedi returning back his dark side ally to the light.

yaaay

add nostalgia baiting and it's 100% correct.

Even JJ's shit is better than yours George, you fucking hack.

And the movie will end with Rey looking at SIX force gho...uh...giant magic women staring down and smiling with pregnant bellies and "the force is female" t-shirts.

do you like my practical anus, user? It's actually CGI, but it's also practically a double anus

just fuck my shit up, senpai

I want to hear it scream

I'm not even a big Star Wars fan and Episode VII infuriated me. It's the least ambitious science fiction I've ever seen. It gleefully aimed for the middle and barely succeeded at that.

So... Return of the Jedi remake.

I really hope they drop DoubleAnusFace from future installments. Such a botched character.

Works for me. I like TFA and thought Jurassic World was shite.

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There's probably something else, I'm sure KK wants to immediately go on with an new trilogy with the same shitty cast so Trevorow had to finish on a Cliffhanger and find something for the new sequels. They want to milk SW so hard. they don't even care anymore, they know it's gonna die quick.

You were right
Tell your sister
You were riiiight

Cucked

Maybe Lucas is playing 5 d chess and wants Disney to sell it back at a firesale price

You're right, they're equally shit

Yeah, it might actually have plot development, character development, gravitas and consequences to its events.

>Maybe Lucas is playing 5 d chess and wants Disney to sell it back at a firesale price
Impossible. Disney got all that IP at WAY below market value. And their ownership will only expand in a couple years when they inherit the distribution rights to Episodes I-III and V-VI.

Apologize

>JJ's shit literally is George's shit rehashed

George would actually release a new story

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE

WHAT IF THERE WAS

OH MAN

WHAT IF THERE WAS NOT JUST ONE LARGE DEATH STAR

WHAT IF THERE WAS THREE EVEN LARGER DEATH STARS???

I apologize every day.

Do you actually hope for these movies? The franchise is dead in the water, and if you had any doubt, what KK just did should have convinced you.

He really should.

>adult
>cartoon
pick one