"You can have any brew you want as long as it's this filthy Mexican piss water."

>"You can have any brew you want as long as it's this filthy Mexican piss water."

What was Dom trying to tell us with this line?

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who was brah sill?

corona is shit-tier

Know idea why normies love it

imaginary friend

>*brown people cheering*

Corona and a lime on a hot summer day is based. It's a nice light summer beer that anyone can enjoy desu.

best light beer and can't be beat with a lime on a hot day

lemon for me. limes seem to get bitter after a bit

Drink Corona

youtube.com/watch?v=Qrc_T0NbMuQ

replace corona with dos and then thats decent

t. Beer snobs who think "muh chocolate notes" is a thing

Fuck outta here with that shit. I know it's you, albert.

Was Paul Walker the last white male public figure admired by the mystery meat underclass?

Wait, I just remembered Chester Bennington. But I think the early to mid 00s was the last time in American pop culture that our mud caste truly respected white male icons

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He means you better WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK

ever try pacifico or victoria

>all these Corona shills
Fuck off, your beer tastes like it was heavily watered down.

>tfw ywn watch The Fast and the Furious for the first time again
It's such a cozy movie, times were better then.

>in America a Corona legit tastes like shit
Same thing happens with their coke, what the fuck.

anyone ever grow up in a small town or city and have that one faggot who thought he was the fast and furious with his shitty rice burner after the movie came out

TRY FATBURGER FROM NOW ON
GET YOURSELF A DOUBLE CHEESE WITH FRIES FOR 2.95, FAGGOT

[watch yo back intensifies]

I like the tuna here.

>using the f-word
was Raimi executive producer or something, jesus christ

did he mean jordana brewster smelled like tuna?

he was referring to her pussy, it can be said that a pussy "smells like fish" so he's using tuna to signal he thinks brewster has a smelly pussy and he likes it hence he keeps coming back for the odor

What's funny is that Corona is a frat-boy beer. Latinos/hispanics are going to be more into Modelo, Sol, etc. Corona is harder to find in Mexico than the US.

I loved these movies even though they did everything wrong. I can't explain it. It's like the ultimate guilty pleasure.

The most recent additions don't hold up, though.

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>anyone ever grow up in a small town or city and have that one faggot who thought he was the fast and furious with his shitty rice burner after the movie came out
this was like 2% of all males on the road after this movie came out

>undercarriage lights
JUST

>double cheeseburger and fries for $2.95
Truly better times

Literally nothing wrong with 1, 2, 3, and 5.

>when i come out here at age 17 in my $80,000 tuner it's just me and the road, all of my imaginary troubles fade away
>slides around mountainside

>drinking beer with lime

Does your dad know you're faggots?

Overall they're alright, nothing wrong overall, but yeah that scene is fucking atrocious, whenever I felt like watching the movie again I skipped that part.

you have to face ugly angry murrican truck drivers and work for spooky mexican crimelords though.

>roman pierce in his entirety
damn i wish i could find that A Wyatt Mann "buddy cop" comic

EJECTO SEAT-O, CUZ

For cheap $1 beers, at some bars they will give you a lime. You may as well add it to the taste.

yeah but ever see that ONE kid who actually THOUGHT he was vin or brian? there was this half spic/filipino dude in my town who acted like this. he even had a crew who they all drove around and tried to make their presence known every time they showed up

I used to think people like that were faggots before I got into cars and then I realized the cars I was calling rice burners were lan evos and s2000s. Felt dumb. Poorfags with v6 shitstangs and thrush exhaust are bigger rice burners than the guy with a tastefully modded, naturally aspirated crx.

>hello convicted felon, we need you to go undercover and race around in this $100,000 tuner car along with this convicted felon negro
>asian guy appears
>"aw shit nigga this shit be wired up tight yo dawg dis some real glovermint shit dawg i see what i can do my nigga"

>I used to think people like that were faggots
> before I got into cars
> then I realized
>Poorfags with v6 shitstangs and thrush exhaust are bigger rice burners than the guy with a tastefully modded
Quarantine the area, it's spreading

Yeah exactly, it's cheesy.

>I beat a guy with a wrench and now he's retarded
>that's why I race

Gtr still btfo the z06 and you can't do shit about it. Lan Evo will kill your challenger any day of the week, while costing 10k less.

>Jason Statham is forgiven for killing Han and becomes part of the crew just one movie later
>Charlize Theron will be forgiven for killing Vin's ex-wife and threatening to kill his kid just one movie later

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

youtube.com/watch?v=a3OwXfizZLo

>you seem like a pretty cool guy
>let's be friends

*mexican rap with a hard beat starts playing*

>>Charlize Theron will be forgiven for killing Vin's ex-wife

I doubt it. Dom seemed pretty mad

>beta males in track suits take the piss out of dudes with money and passion
I can see why you'd look up to them. You're not brave enough to have passion, let alone get out there and make a video of yourself insulting people with a passion. Still doesn't make the z06 any faster.

>You never had me, you never had your car! Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like you should... it's a wonder you didn't blow the welds on the manifold

are you playing a character right now
you're doing a pretty decent job honestly
>this z06 thing
nice touch

I never understood the double clutch, even with stage 2 shit the transmission is still synchronized...unless this is just techno babble and they don't more what they mean

How SEETHING are you right now?

>How SEETHING are you right now?
>tfw you resort to posting this shit because your car sounds like a 2-stroke weed whacker
sheeeeit

more like one stroke amirite

>using your mobile data as a sock puppet because someone in a 7th gen celica blew the doors off your Saab shitbox
Cmon son, you gotta respect yourself before people are gonna respect you

That was definitely meant as innuendo

>dudes with money and passion
it's a gay thing to be passionate about
do you also watch black males in spandex carry the ball to the other side of the field and smash into each other at high velocities

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>because someone in a 7th gen celica

Dos Equis is kino cerveza

>a gay thing to be passionate about
Whether you like it or not, "car guys" need to either have
>great creativity
>mechanical aptitude
>good finances
>ability to make good deals
>good work ethic
>working knowledge of physics
All together, or simply
>tons of money

Depending how deep they get indy the hobby, they may have to add extensive computer knowledge to that list, and both examples need to have good driving skills which implies great spatial awareness and reflexes either way. A gay thing to be passionate about is something feminine and passive like watching movies and calling it an actual hobby.

watching movies is not a hobby, it's a pastime
getting really gay about cars is a hobby, just a terrible one for brainlets and pathetic people who can't figure out anything better to do with their spare time/money
>inb4 you're just poor tho

So what's your superior hobby then, friend? I'm sure it's harder and more cerebral than designing and racing a rally car, probably takes way more skill and commitment too. You're not just some dreg floating through life with nothing but his worthless opinion and no skill or passion, are you?

Agreed. It's a LITTY and RAUNCHY summer beer.

BULLSHIT ASSHOLE NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE

Dos Equis > Heineken > Stella Artois > Corona

Yea, well I do.

*Watch your back starts playing*

>nobody mentioned yuengling
This is how you know the average board age is 17, because they steal beers from their older sisters and step fathers so they only drink near beers

>breed and train dogs
>hiking, biking, swimming, and general exercise with wife and kids
>camping, fishing, etc. with family
>watch a nice movie at the end of a fun and productive day
also carpentry, learning to DIY things, etc etc

Enjoy your autistic waste of time and money

Mein negra

>all those autistic wastes of time and money
Pot calling the kettle black.

Protip: Nobody gives a shit about beer and signaling about it is only going to impress other pube-bearded faggots who LARP as lumberjacks despite working as computer programmers or diversity consultants

in other words, take it elsewhere buberino

>play with animal
>go outside
>go outside again
>watch movies (which you already admitted is not a hobby)

You are a huge boring fag with 0 passion, I'm glad you responded.

>NOSOTROS

>bettering yourself and your family and improving your bonds while enjoying physical and mental benefits of exercise and the outdoors = autistic waste of time
Autism-Tec just kicked in, yo!

Holy shit I actually cringed. Kill yourself you pathetic fuck.

ok no, it makes sense, Dom was only going to give him that beer from the other guy. As a show of respect and placement in his group.

It wasn't a question of "which beer" it was an answer of "you're taking this beer"

Excuse me Mr waxed eyebrows, I'm a pube stached individual

>Warning!!! Danger to Manifold
What did the 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS mean by this?

Imagine being this autistic.

You have nothing to talk about, when I go back to work people want to hear about the latest season I raced and struggled and won in, when you go to work all you can say is
>hurr I saw a tree

And I even count hiking and camping along my hobbies, so I know exactly how it is. You get some time to enjoy nature and decompress, I've actually been on the entire AT thru hiking, but don't sit there and tell me it's some deep hobby. You only want to tear other people down because it kills you that you've got nothing going on.

>tfw too cognitively normal to get married and have family

>you get to talk to the same two guys at the office about your shitty rice burner
>literally one topic
>thinks all of the above is somehow a shallower pool of discussion topics
i know that we're just flinging poo here but this is a stretch

>yet still autistically attacks other people on a mongolian basket weaving site for having different interests

>tell joke
>user starts sperging out
>poke fun at this
>spergs out further
>??
>"well what do you do bro"
>this
>LOL wow that's boring and autistic
productive discussion senpai

Again, tearing people down because you have nothing and it kills you that you're the ONLY ONE with nothing. Your family would be better off with you dead and not infecting your kids with such a shitty attitude.

You told no jokes you fag, you just wanted a balm for your wounded ego once you caught people being happy and doing something with their lives.

Also, to be honest, "car guys" are 99% doing it for show. If you took the social aspects of it away (namely showing off to other idiots), the hobby would just be completely devoid of anything meaningful. I get restoring classic cars or whatever, but acting like you've got some patrician hobby because you're dumb enough to waste money on a depreciating liability all in an effort to impress some retards at a meet is pretty gay and stupid

You seem confused but I was the guy initially joking about the ricer autism spreading
triggered faggot

Out of cheap shitty beers, mexican imports are the best. They're at least drinkable, I can't even stomach bud, natty ice, coors, or miller. Modelo is my go to cheap beer.

they all taste 95% the same with 5% being a relatively minor variation unless they're those shitty flavored beers

There are only three categories of car guys, old men restoring classics, young techs building race cars, and poor kids who do what they can with what they can afford. If you want to go down the route that a hobby is stupid because you have to spend money then I better not catch you doing anything but working, eating and sleeping.

Fact is the skills needed to restore a car or build a drag/rally/circuit or show car dwarfs anything you've ever put your mind to. If I had to guess you also hate guys who go to the gym or guys who make a living through sports, pretty much anyone who is willing to make a commitment and follow through. Hello, Mr No-dad.

>Fact is the skills needed to restore a car or build a drag/rally/circuit or show car dwarfs anything you've ever put your mind to
See, this right here is the problem. It's not really that big of a deal but you are somehow convinced that it's a great thing because that's how you rationalize your shitty, bland hobby which essentially depends on the circlejerk aspect. What do you do for a living?

BEST SCENE INCOMING

youtu.be/Kp4HHB4afKY

Corona is bretty good if you get one of those plastic limes and squeeze a buttload in

Especially if you use it to wash down street tacos desu

>yet another thread derailed by autism
This is why we can't have nice things.

I'm sorry I called your hobby gay. Does that fix your fractured ass syndrome? Jesus, guy.

>if you don't like bottom of the barrel you're a snob
There are a lot of macrobrews I'd drink on purpose, but Corona is not one of them.

The best scene wasn't even in movie
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