>PG-13 horror >female-centered comedy with an androgynous fat bitch in the main cast >movie is a remake or a reboot of something that came out within the past few decades >150 frames-per-second cuts/shaky cam abuse >no nudity but scene with a woman in her bra/underwear
I'm sure there's more. What are yours?
Asher Powell
CG cacophony.
Jacob Wood
gayshit
Ian Allen
Chick flick shite
Aaron Barnes
Rebel Wilson is a movie turn-ON am I right, lads? WEW
Jose Collins
I would
Leo Wood
no shots from behind
Jeremiah Powell
>movie is a remake or a reboot of something that came out within the past few decades Normally I'd agree, but the 2013 Evil Dead was great.
Eli Jones
Me too bro. I'd be happy to.
Brayden Young
>From the producers of
Jonathan Morales
I'd fuck her but probably couldn't do much damage to a chick that big with my average dick.
Sebastian Gomez
I unironically find Rebel Wilson very attractive.
Oliver Morgan
You realize fat women don't have larger-than-average vaginal cavities, right? That's not how it works.
Dylan Gomez
How's her tits lads?
Aiden Long
He's talking about ass, dummy.
Owen Lopez
>Directed by Zack Snyder
Luis Campbell
it's not about the vagina, it's about even getting in the vicinity of the vagina. i'd just end up rubbing my dick raw in between endless rolls of fat.
Charles Myers
The vagina is the same but the FUPA blocks your path
Angel Moore
>diverse cast >black male/white female romance >genderswapped remakes >historical epic with modern liberal "morals" caked all over it
Adam Cook
Me too.
Jaxon Torres
Or even worse >From the studio that brought you
Charles Carter
ITT: virgins These logistical problems you are describing do not exist. Grab yourself a fat girl and go to town, lads. You'll be glad you did.
Blake Scott
Doggystyle is tougher, but everything else works fine.
That's what he was talking about.
Grayson Garcia
>stoner comedies
Eli Hall
>comedy
Zachary Roberts
*BBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
Justin Campbell
>Sup Forums - where a thread about movie turn-offs turns into an in-depth discussion on how to fuck rebel wilson doggystyle with a small dick
James Thompson
...
Ethan Rodriguez
People should know not to use certain types of image on Sup Forums.
If it's any girl, the thread will be about her.
Christopher Adams
I hate movie regardless, i just watch them so i have something to shit on.
Mason Bailey
more
Cooper Anderson
>movie isn't silent
dropped as a burning coal
Parker Moore
Would.
Benjamin Cook
WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
Austin Cox
Yeast Beast.
Ethan Hernandez
explain this fag
Henry Watson
I mean, as long as she isnt standing perfectly straight like that there isnt a problem
Joseph Harris
>"a coming-of-age movie"
Nathan Diaz
hey anons
post more rebel we're all friends here
Evan Myers
what say you, tv
Brandon Edwards
fuck wrong one. this is for the lulz!
Asher Hill
would bleach
Julian Young
whomst here can handle a REAL woman?
Ayden Thompson
>giant tits spilling out of her dress > androgynous What did he mean by this?
Anyway OP, I'm not a fan of Buffy Speak or found footage/YouTube atyle shit.
Anthony Walker
>Belly is bigger than Boobs She broke the rule. I can tolerate BBWs but only to a certain degree.
Nathaniel Thomas
>t. middle America
Ryan Kelly
Cheap nudity in shitty horror movies.
Luke Davis
Me as well brother. Can't choose what you're attracted to
Andrew Nelson
>I live in MO and gf gets mistaken for her Beats being an incel basementfag.
Lucas Peterson
I don't like it when the laws of physics are so severely broken that it shatters my suspense of disbelieve. For example when robot arnold bounced all over the golden gate bridge without leaving holes in the road and being made of solid metal or when people fight for a while but no wounds are shown and they just continue with the story like nothing happened.
What puts me off most of all is when a story feels rushed "kid in a theme park" effect, like percy jackson or the last airbender etc. One moment the kids mom dies, the second he is happy and falling in love. Just sucks.
Samuel Lee
>she will never sit on your face The smell would instantly make me diamond