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dany is the cutest!

Guys, I think I'm in love.

I'd steal Meera tbqh

Underrated frogeating qt

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Azor Ned

>Reminder that Ned is Tyrion's father

These

>Ashara's body was never recovered

Give it to me straight lads, is she alive?

First for big responsive nipples

I made another general not seeing this one was already up, how do I delete mine?

Red pill me.

Rains of Castamere and Stannis' theme. Also the Stannis theme clearly plays for Renly, for whatever reason.

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I guess Lord of Light may have been intended to be the theme for Baratheons of Storm's End and Dragonstone originally. Here's the Baratheon of King's Landing theme. Plays for Robert, Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella.

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Cersei's theme is Light of the Seven. It's also in Season 7.

The most obvious part of it:

youtube.com/watch?v=CNjkUduAlHI

Combat version of it plays here, it's used for when the Scorpion is about to be deployed by Bronn. It's most fucking amazing in this variant. Jesus Ramin is great.

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There's a theory that Ashara is Septa Lemore. She went into exile after Brandon put a lil' bastard in her.

Would wife and impregnate every year desu.

So long as I take the whore out of the whorehouse e.g. Dorne

>Dayne named their heir after the man that killed the greatest man of their house.

I don't know if this is based or disgusting.

Anybody else subscribe to the theory that the Tormund fucked a Mormont chick (maybe Maege) which inspired his bearfucking story?

>no scene with her and those twins in bed

WHy live?

memes aside, what makes Cersei a bad queen ?

>Book Ironborn
>the only reason Euron hasn't been killed ny his family is because kinslaying is an abhorred crime/sin
>Show Ironborn
>"Howdy y'all! I killed my king and brother Balon, now how about you elect me instead?" "Deal"
DABID

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Worst characters:
Stannis
Euron
Cersei
Robb
Ramsay
Randyll
Bran
The Hound

Best characters:
Daenerys TARGARYEN
Arya STARK
Lyanna MORMONT
Sansa STARK
Brienne of TARTH
Queen of THORNS
jon snow
Yara GREYJOY

It is known. It is known.

Nah that was Nymeria who fucks twins

Arianne just had a threesome with Tyene and some bastard

Why the fuck doesn't everybody just move to Dorne, jesus

Her tax policy

dayne???

Just finished reading, man what a great chapter. Haven't read ASOIAF in almost 4 years so I forgot how good the lazy hack can be most of the time. Got used to the shit TV writing. Found this part the most interesting actually:

>“Aeron, my good and faithful servant, you must tell the Ironborn that the Crow’s Eye is no true king, that the Seastone Chair by rights belonged to... to... to...”

This is pretty much foreshadowing that Theon will eventually become king of the Iron Islands, right? Would be a fitting end for his redemption story. I don't think GRRM will kill him, especially after all he's been through. There's a reason he's one of the POVs with the most drastic character development, can't be all for nothing.

>Stannis
>worst character

Yikes, your parents must regret having a child with such pleb taste... I'm so....sorry.....

He IS a white male. Come on now.

Blowing up portions of your own city and attacking the central religion of your country isn't good policy. Also the resting bitchface.

Who else /jonerys/ here?

the rightful king and queen of westeros

Post only the most kino pieces of music in the series.

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In the TV series, he is. Book-wise, he's starting to become more respectable after ASOS and ADWD.

No.

kill yourself kike

Yes well done user, well done...

HOWEVER

Ashara Dayne

>Reminder that Arya's been to second base

>jonsafag

Agreed

Why would Sansa be against Jonerys? If Jon is King of Westeros that means she gets Winterfell.

He didn't.
Daily reminder that Viserys Targaryen III SURVIVED the encounter at Vaes Dothrak, and went on to become Aegon Targaryen VI, First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

PODRICK FOOKIN PAYNE?
LEN- CERSEI IS COMING HERE FOR US!
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

She rearmed the Faith Militant and then wondered why she was BTFO by them. High Sparrow even pretended to not want them rearmed. It's like the oldest fucking trick in the book and Cersei fell for it. She also ended the last claimant of the legitimate (as far as the Lannisters claim) Baratheon dynasty, blew up her own allies because she was a helicopter parent that didn't like her son's girlfriend and also killed her uncle and probably the only brother Tywin genuinely loved.

Yeah she's fucking shit. Almost as bad as Daenerys.

>a threesome with Tyene and some bastard

Not even, kid popped when Tyene got his dick out

>Promise me Ned

Stannis burned his own kid. Even Ramsay didn't do something that bad or stupid. You like Stannis? Then justify that action.

>Series ends with Danny on the throne
>it actually ends with Bronn reading the story to his kids in his own keep
>Wouldnt that be nice if it ended like that
>Guards let in Jamie that asks Bronn for another favor
>Bronn smiles
>you were right, this really is getting boring
>the camera pans out trough the window in the room only to show Winterfell flying the Blackwater sigil

>brown hair instead of black
nope

Name?

I do wonder how TV Sansa and Arya are going to react to Jon bending the knee to Daenerys. The Northern lords won't be happy.

Pod the Rod is based as fuck. I hope he, Bronn, and Tyrion go off into the sunset and fuck bitches while going on crazy adventures.

that fucking god awful haircut

she is ugly

Can somebody help me clarify who rules what in the show right now?

North-Jon
Westerlands-Jaime
Crownlands-Cersei
Riverlands-???
Vale-Royce
Dorne-???
Stormlands-???
Reach-???

>Riverlands
probably Edmure unless Arya didnt free him
>Dorne
>Stormlands
>Reach
a giant rug

Everybody laugh at the Dornishman

Jessica Clements

Lyanna did have brown hair though

Riverlands-Edmure(Jaime)
Dorne-Euron
Stormlands-Cersei
Reach-Jaime/Cersei

>he thinks Starks have black hair
Absolutely Plebian

>>the camera pans out trough the window in the room only to show Winterfell flying the Blackwater sigil
>not the Reyne sigil
>not Jaime saint "you did well in avenging your family and killing my sister, you know"

Dabid and DeeBee aren't keeping track anymore. Nothing matters. It's all about "tha characta moments gib Emmy" scenes now.

For instance, the Reach just went up in smoke. As did the stormlands and Dorne. Also we're supposed to believe Cersei has a huge army but the only army she has is a battered westerlands force probably numbering less than a 10th of what Daenerys has without counting Jon's massive kingdoms.

Can you believe pic related is such a sperg?

The 40's really hit Lena hard. Back in the 90's and 00's, she was a babe.

>Bronn
>Reyne
what

North-Jon
Westerlands-Jaime
Crownlands-Cersei
Riverlands-Jaime (Edmure is a hostage)
Vale-Royce
Dorne-Civil War, probably, or under Daynes
Stormlands-Stannis
Reach-Fuck knows, Florents?

What are the most underappreciated chapters in the books and why are they the Ironborn ones?

>Even a priest may doubt. Even a prophet may know terror. Aeron Damphair reached within himself for his god and discovered only silence. As a thousand voices shouted out his brother’s name, all he could hear was the scream of a rusted iron hinge.

Dorne, the Stormlands ,and the Reach have all seemingly ceased to exist, but if I had to guess I'd say Dany currently rules them and will distribute Storm's End/Highgarden to her subjects in the aftermath, just like Aegon I did.

>tfw Missandei and Grey Worm become the new rulers of House Baratheon
>tfw their dynasty dies out within 20 years

She doesn't care about anything other than her ass on Iron Throne, the crown on her head and Jamie's cock in her mouth.

>GODS IM STILL STRONG

>I do wonder how TV Sansa and Arya are going to react to Jon bending the knee to Daenerys.
Sansa accepts because now she get Winterfell.

Arya kills Dany and takes her place because she thinks it's the best way to help Jon. This means playing the role of Dany even in bed. Arya soon falls in love with Jon and decides to permanently stay as "Daenerys" with Jon none the wiser. Thus "Dany" is revealed to be able to have children and Jon is overjoyed. They eventually beat the WW and marry. Cut to epilogue where years later Jon is dying of old age, Arya reveals herself and confessed. Then she kills him whispering "Valar Morgulis". The End.

It's a shit theory that's around, I just sperg it out from time to time

I hate how they didn't even make most characters bother with either hair dye or contact lenses

>canonically silver-haired and purple-eyed beauties
>played by a bunch of muslim looking cucks with black hair, black eyes, and sand shitskin

And a glass of wine in her hand

Sansa will be happy because she gets the North, Arya doesn't care about politics.

B-bobby?

Ironborn are completely ruining the story and I swear if Euron becomes the major villain I'm dropping the books.

They're GRRM's glorified plot tools. Need the Starks fucked over? Just move the Ironborn to the north fuck logic. Need to give Dany a fleet? Just move the Ironborn over there. Need to make some conflict in Westeros? Just do some shit with the Ironborn.

None of the characters of the Ironborn are interesting. They're all so ridiculous stereotypes that the only one that works is Victarion because GRRM said fuck it and stopped holding back with him.

I want cute Arya back

>clearly doesnt give a fuck about lords
>works for the lannisters
I dont see it

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This fits perfectly with how the show is practically slapstick comedy now.

I'm 100% sure that Emilia was just too lazy to wear contact lenses and I don't buy it affecting "her acting" too much

This, could not give less of a fuck about the Ironborn.

hes /oursperg/

kill yourself kike

book-wise sure, show-wise Euron is the only interesting thing left of this shit show that isn't the Dany cucksquad or Cersei's HAHAHAHA IM EVIL Brigade.

>supposedly lowborn from the vale
>corrects people on shit like how names of obscure book authors are pronounced
>know songs from the westerlands
>is a dangerous guy (means to kill the whole family of the handicapped rape victim smallord lady he married)
>avoids telling details about past
there was something else I think, but I don't remember

I feel a lot of these scenes would be way shorter and bloodier if Jaime still had his sword hand.

>worst pirate
>destroys entire fleets with a single ship

>know songs from the westerlands
I dont think the rains of castamere is an obscure song
pretty much everyone knows it

IM AN ENGLISHMAN IN DORNE

It's an incredibly weak theory. He's much smarter than people expect a lowborn to be, and he knows songs from the westerlands because he's worked for the Lannisters and because Rains of Castamere is kind of famous.

This, Rains of Castamere was a key part of Tywin's "I'm fucking terrifying" marketing campaign.

>“My wife doesn’t watch it [either],” he says. “Work is work. It’s not something we sit down and enjoy. For my kids, it’s just weird to see your dad pretend to be someone else. It’s weird to see your father make out with another woman. It’s not cool.”

you can't make this stuff up

>She went into exile after Brandon put a lil' bastard in her.
You mean Rhaegar.
Reminder that Rhaegar wanted a warrior son to fulfill the prophecy. What better house to breed with than the house that creates the finest, most noble warriors in all of Westeros?

Bronn doesnt do nearly enough singing
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You just KNOW that Jaime will be used as a plot device to help Jon get over the fact that Dany is his aunt

>"We don't get to pick those who we love."

Screencap this

based

Rhaegar wanted a Stark specifically because of the Pact of Ice and Fire, which promised a Targaryen prince to a Stark princess and was part of the terms of the original Stark surrender. It was never fulfilled.

Fuck me that Cersei theme is fantastic

Yeah, that's why I called it a shit theory and that's why I use it as a mean for shitposting
>inb4 DABID TAKES THE CRAYOLA and it becomes real in the show