I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal... for a friend of mine

>I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal... for a friend of mine

Is glasses morty /ourguy/?

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Stop shilling this normie crap here. Thanks.

Only if he meant Mommy porn.

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>DUDE POP CULTURE REFERENCES LMAO

This show is low IQ trash
Take it elsewhere faggot

Reminder that Jordan 'only straight white men are racist and sexist' (((Horowitz))) constantly shills this garbage

Slick Morty is Evil Morty.
The well is a time well, The Ricks are dumping garbage in time and Slick is dumped in time. He becomes Evil Morty when his implant malfunctions making him smarter than Rick.

Yes he is.

>for a friend of mine

>quoting the worst joke in the episode

how did your first week of highschool go? is the second week going any better for you?

i had to talk to the police on my first day of high school but that was 11 years ago

>that was 11 years ago
then you should be ashamed of whichever of those posts you made

i didn't make any of those posts man. you seem pretty upset though, that's a real bummer.

Cool thread, OP

So witty, great material Dan.

i'm obviously not OP, dipshit, you can see my IP. god damn, you really are in high school

you caught me guys, i'm angry dan harmon and i made this thread. those are all true things.

All me by the way. ; )

>for a (((friend))) of mine

Fixed. We all know who is pushing filth onto society.

>tfw too intellectual for ricky and mort

it's painfully obvious that whoever made this has only seen people on social media reacting to the show and never actually the show itself

this

>first week of high school was 13 years ago
timefrog.jpg

So true dude...

Your almonds are fully activated my friend
It's all just cartoons at the end of the day

I JUST THOUGHT OF A CONSPIRACY THEORY PEOPLE! Ok so I'm pretty sure that evil morty is morty C-137 in the future, because in this episode, morty looks like he's not the mentally disabled kid he was in season 1. When he shoots ethan with that morphizer thingy at the end, you gotta admit, he looks really evil. Plus, he is also turning into evil morty because of his independence. He handled the situation with summer being "reversed" and turning into a titan pretty much by himself. And in the episode where we meet evil morty, we see that evil rick is actually a robot, a receiver to be precise. And what happens in this episode? We see that rick seems to be turning into a robot, he is becoming cybernetically improved. Possibly, because of morty turning evil, he takes advantage of rick becoming a robot, and morty becomes a transmitter. And maybe, just maybe season 3 is way before season 1, maybe season 3 is the story of how morty C-137 turned into evil morty. Because in season 3, rick is only a slight part robot, but when we meet evil morty and rick, in season 1 or 2 (I forgot lol), rick is a full robot. Maybe it's a never ending cycle.

LOL INCEST, SO FUNNY NO ONE HAS EVER JOKED ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. IT'S JUST LIKE MY DRAGON SOAP OPERAS!

ha! that'll show them for thinking that they made literally the first incest joke of all time! that's definitely what they think, after all

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His friend is Rick and he wants to fuck his daughter Beth

Wow, I used to like rick and morty but after reading your comment I don't anymore! What an argument!

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*Turns on Game of Thrones*

Well that's a Harmon line so yes of course he's /ourguy/

>have no sister
>probably wouldn't be attracted to her if I did
>but have spent four years on and off masturbating to incest fantasies of a picture of some user's sister who thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of her on Sup Forums

It's so fucking funny to me that he believes he gets one wish, and incest porn is what he wishes for. Like, wouldn't he wish that he had a hot sister who wanted to fuck him or something?

Everyone was supposed to love it until too many people loved it and now we're supposed to hate it. Who are you to form your own opinion?

Even though the quality and humor haven't changed, we must now hate it because memes.

>Even though the quality and humor haven't changed

lel

That sounds like a Roiland line, because he's literally an user.

R&M is basically a big Sup Forums ripoff adored by Reddit.

lmfao

an honorable murder

except that stand by me is a great story and movie you pre-teen memester.

Except that's it's cool to hate the show, which means I love it.

>>but have spent four years on and off masturbating to incest fantasies of a picture of some user's sister who thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of her on Sup Forums

pics or it didn't happen

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What does 'mainstream' appeal even mean? There is literally any porn that you could want.

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The last two episodes have been objectively terrible. Poor pacing, poor exposition, tacked-on emotional sequences, random "omg so deep" political commentary.

>tacked-on emotional sequences

Neither of the last two episodes have had this. Your're thinking of episode 2-4.

did he not understand that it made fun of black people and affirmative action?

>no tacked-on emotional sequences in the last episode

I'm not interested in arguing with you because you're being deliberately obtuse.

You're not interested in arguing because you can't name a single instance of this happening. Walk away, child.

If you say so, Dan.

Is incest becoming Reddit/normie tier? What weird shit do we have to push harder to be that weird website on the edge?

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literally fucking reddit

>still no example proving his point
>just wants the last word

Sad.

It's been cool to fuck your sister for a few years now.

Don't ever backtalk Reddit, kid. The Reddit Army is everywhere.

The teachers molested me :(

Damn dude. When the fuck are you going to graduate?

OK Dan, I'll stop replying to your delusional ass

tales from the borderlands reference?

who /coreychase/ here?

The political speech with the emotional music playing in the background

But you're gonna say that's not a valid example because you're being deliberately obtuse

Horowitz, huh?

What about other members of the family??

only if you're white

daddy daughter is best porn, aside from high test women being slammed and bdsm, it's all I can fap to

So this is a reference to stand by me, right?

Paris Lincoln's brother/sister scene is literally the greatest piece of pornographic art ever created, and it doesn't even have anal

Updooted + 1
You good sir... deserve ALL the gold karma szechwan sauce.

so can someone explain to me what the fuck that episode was about

is it about trump?

To bad most I find Of daddy daughter is step-dad/step-daughter.

So hard to find that frying with hard anal

Nah though in that scene Cory Chase was the girl's step-mother, not a blood relative

Asians love fucking their sisters.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums kiddo

What were you doing on reddit, huh?

incestflix has a lot of non step bullshit

I honestly think they do it to remain sorta eclectic, but at the same time acceptable to normie standards; step is a boner killer tho

uncle/niece is still fine, but a down grade tho

Literally jerked off to my Three Sons for the thousandth time about 10 minutes ago

>is it about trump?
No, I thought it was actually very restrained in that respect. It's just general racial, political commentary/satire, it could easily have lapsed into anti-Trump fucktardry but it didn't. A solid sign that Harmon has basically nothing to do with writing the show any more.

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man I wish she'd rub her butt against my dick and then act all coy about it like "ha ha user I wonder what that is ha ha what could it possibly be"

>it must be your phone, cause I've seen your penis and it's much too small for me to feel anything

>tfw you need an 4x4 to satisfy your sister