Do Americans really do this?

Do Americans really do this?

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I'm doing it now

Clint Eastwood apparently did this scene from dumb and dumber but in real life.

Yes, we use toilets Pajeet

I was waiting for this.

Yall ever been so constipated that you needed to literally dig the shit out of your own ass? Happens every time I eat that third burger. I just can't help myself.

Shovel the shit outta your ass

It's called "shaving". You wouldn't understand.

>tfw it turns out my mom fucked jeff daniels when they went to Central Michigan together back in the day but she stopped fucking him after meeting my Dad and now I'm here.

I can't fucks with hamburgers at all. Too much meat always plugs me up.
Nice.

LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN

is your first name daniel?
if yes, you missed out on the opportunity to be called daniel daniels.

Do Brits really do this?

Try an enema you filthy creature

feels good

i hate scat fetish shit but this scene got me rock hard

this scene made me want a black toilet, seems fucking dope

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=EpVT1lOM8nw

Bonus
youtube.com/watch?v=kQqm9W8mx_w

>sitting on the toilet with your cheeks pressed together
>not spreading them wide as you sit, to minimize the amount of shit getting on your ass

That's pointless
When you poop your rectum pushes against your sphincter causing your butthole to stick out farther than your cheeks naturally. No need to spread them

The emerging log can still scrape the cheeks if you don't take preventative steps

t. pooplet

eat more fiber nigger

sometimes.

That's more EFRO than scat.

>TIL a new word

>wearing clothes on the toilet

I usually wrap myself in saran wrap first so I don't get shit all over my clothes, I mean that stuff flies everywhere.

checked