Characters that are literally you

Characters that are literally you.

if you were rust you wouldnt be here

My answer is Rust, too.

A blend of paradoxical qualities: nihilist, antinatalist, with a strong sense of justice, extremely intelligent, ridiculously talented, antisocial, mysanthropic BUT STILL somehow outspoken, witty, alpha male, dominant, successful.

It's literally me, down to a T.

you're not that smart

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Mine would be Pennywise the dancing clown. Witty, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.

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Daffy

I beg to differ : )
I measured my IQ online... 144. Yep.

you forgot a wicked sense of humour.

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Are you implying I don't have a sick sense of humour?

You know very little about me, kid.

I've been on Sup Forums since 2007... you're out of your league here.

I laughed when the WTC towers fell.

I made jokes during Hurricane Katrina, about black people, to Sup Forums and other forums.

I am basically stone cold heart.

My sense of humour is nihilistic.

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sheldon cooper minus being smart

are you me user

except the male version. study math, boring, meek, etc. is it weird that i wish this character was also my wife?

woops so high i forgot the image. pic related.

>is it weird that i wish this character was also my wife?

no, just means youre a narcissist

dunno whom I am when it comes to characters since I'm a hardcore neet who had a drug problem with Benzodiazpines and barbiturates.

I'm probably like Dougie Jones a massive cool alpha male.

There are no characters like me. Just me

Definitely Rust Cohle for me.

>lying in bed meditating on the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
>mom walks in and tells me to stop "sleeping" because I'm late for school
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep... I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my R.E. lesson
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the afterlife
>I loudly announce that they're all racing towards a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in an afterlife might provide solace for some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>ask him "They gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day? What's that say about their reality?"
>"You haven't answered the question, user."
>"Then start asking the right fucking questions."
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"What are you doing?" he stammers
>"It's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that."
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I catch him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is real fuckin' hard on people who hurt kids
>add "If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give God the finger

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>alcoholic
>smokes too much
>is a piece of shit with people in general
>life is a lie
Yep, that's me.

>tfw DOguie has an attractive wife, a nice house and a better job than you'll ever have

I have this problem where I'm deluded into thinking I'm a total badass when in reality I'm a huge fucking dork

how can anyone tolerate rust
too verbose for me

>> /reddit/

you sound like a stereotypical delusional Sup Forumslack

Yeah, rust is tryhard as fuck. Martin is the true patrician choice.

cant tell if this is pasta or legitimate autism. maybe i need to lurk moar.

This guy knows

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