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What did he mean by this?

If I show this to Lynch how big do you guys think the chance will be that we'll get a season 4 with 18 Cole/Audrey episodes?

>tfw you have fugged prime Maclachlan

What did he mean by this?

Top right, the RR is such a comfy diner. It almost makes me wish I lived in the states in a comfy Washington small town.

Where can I get a cup like this?

...

Sheryl Lee is a considerably amazing, remarkably genuine, extremely gorgeous, unbelievably lovable, highly intelligent, tremendously talented, unquestionably amazingly sweet, outstandingly caring, exceptionally kind, adorably cute, legitimately worship-worthy, particularly huggable, decidedly amiable, factually fantastic, comfortably well-mannered, undeniably compassionate, naturally real, understandably soul-strengthening, specially heart-warming and extraordinarily wonderful lady with the most stunningly beautiful smile and the softest, silkiest voice that has meditative and calming qualities not found anywhere else in this solar system who is unfairly inflicted with the blood disease of Neutropenia, which causes a lowered concentration of white blood cells in the blood, and she is not deserving of suffering from such illness!

Daily reminder that this was /r/twinpeaks ten days ago

why did lynch look like such a nerd back in the day?

a cute one, mind you.

So why did Candie act like a retard all the time?

HELLOOO-O-O

Because he was and still is one

Why was Cooper such a slut?

that statue in the back

>It is in out house now

rape induced autism

He was the cutest, I'd go gay for him in a second.

>webm

Underrated scene, underrated episode. Part 10 was fantastic, the only weakness to it was the shorter runtime and the autotune on that 5 minute song.

Microsoft's Emotion API confirms

Ep 8 by far, pretty uncomfortable

speaking of ep8, does anyone else find the judy-scratching noise comfy to listen too?

All these people not voting Windswept are truly lost individuals.

1. Windswept Dougie Statue
2. Laura whispers
3. Audrey's dance backwards
4. Big Ed
5. The Girl
6. Gramophone
7. Piano
8. Motel
9. RR

Would you rather
Get Dougie-like mindset
Get Sheryl gf
Or get the ability to forget you have ever seen Twin Peaks to be able to see it for the first time ever again for as many times as you want

why do humans have to age :(

NEEEEEEEEEEERD

because class is for men

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Dougie-like mindset with a loyal Sheryl gf to take care of me

I guess having a dougie mindset would basically let me rewatch the show for the first time as well

this is such a sexist show

the men are wearing suits while the women are in slut clothes

fuck lynch

>Or get the ability to forget you have ever seen Twin Peaks to be able to see it for the first time ever again

Practically I feel like this right now rewatching it for the first time in like 20 years or something

the fish story

He was written this way by Frost.

Fun fact: Sheryl Lee being in Backbeat and Wild At Heart means she has been a part of two productions which covered Elvis' song Love Me Tender

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slut clothes are the suits of women

cooper is pure, you fuck.

yes sir

Stephen Dorff > Nick Cage

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How do we stop Lynch from pimping his cast for TM money?

You guys better show some love for Janey-e

>watch twin peaks fire walk with me for the first time
>james and laura are making out
>camera pans down
>laura is topless

what de fug

>she will never look at you like that

thanks for this feel user

What's so confusing, she was wearing a towel and it falls off

she's never nude in twin peaks the tv show. this is too risqué for me

What was the point of this scene? In fact what was the point of 90% of TPTR? Hackfiller?

OH MEESTER JEFFRIES THE CUM IT COME OUTTA MY PENIS

I vote for an "ernie niles" mood. Triggered?

OFFICIAL FBI POWERRANKING

>God Tier
Phillip Jeffries
Chet Desmond
Dale Cooper

>Bro Tier
Albert Rosenfield
Denise Bryson
Gordon Cole
Wilson & his boss

>Crazy Tier
Windom Earle
Diane Evans

>Just an eyecandy Tier
Tamara Preston
Lil

>Literally who Tier
Bill Kennedy
Roger Hardy

shit, I forgot Sam Stanley, put him in Bro Tier

Switch Cole and Chet

SAM STANLEY
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>I don't ever wash, I don't ever shower

> I also don't have many friends

Lynch confirmed for autistic

ALPHA AS FUCK

Yeah I guess that is kind of a shock at first

I like how it was an R-Rated movie vs a PG tv show though since Laura's life was definitely R-rated

>Get Dougie-like mindset
Wouldn't that just be being retarded?

>smelly friendless nerd
He'll be reviewing anime on youtube next, mark my words.

Gordon
>spends most of his time chasing skirts
>lost almost all of his agents

Chet
>has his own M.O.
>bullies nerds and beats jocks
>understands Lil perfectly


yeah nah

>Dreamer Tier
Gordon Cole

No
Living in the moment, enjoying the small things but not retardation

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

giv

i want to hug a smelly old man!

Yes but you'd also be blessed with Dougie's luck and positivity. You'd be subject to the whims of fate, but no matter what happens everything always turns out in your favour.

>avoid getting shot by dropping your keys
>always winning in casinos despite not having a clue what is going on
>scribble randomly on a case file and uncover a trail of corruption
>narrowly avoid getting executed and poisoned by simply having a heart of gold

[smiles]

>not wanting to see those perfect tits

What's wrong with you

I wonder how long it'll take for normies to catch on to how much of a glorious masterpiece The Return is

ded thread
ded show
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sheryl sure likes showing her bobes

Not her fault that every director wants her to undress in just about every film she's been in

>Mario throwing fireball sound intensifies

>So there was an event yesterday in Belgrade called "Online with David Lynch", as a part of the "Small Stories" exhibition, where fans had the opportunity to ask David Lynch some questions.
>An hour before the Skype call, there was a screening of the documentary "Meditation, Creativity, Peace", so most of the questions were related to the topic of transcendental meditation, but some guy from the crowd shouted "ARE WE GETTING THE FOURTH SEASON???", to which David replied, "It's too early to talk about that, if it were to happen, you wouldn't see anything in the next 2 or 3 years, because the last season took 5 years to make.".
>The same guy also asked, "What happened to Audrey Horne?", to which David of course replied, "What do you think happened to her?" As for myself, I'm not that familiar with transcendental meditation, and I knew he wouldn't answer to any of my Twin peaks questions, so I just said, "Good morning Mr. Lynch. I'm a huge fan of your work, and of your hair as well. So can you tell me what's the secret to your hair?". I honestly just expected him to answer shortly, but it actually made him laugh quite a bit and he answered, "I don't ever wash, I don't ever shower..." and after laughing for a few more seconds he added "... and I also don't have many friends.". I just couldn't miss out on the opportunity to have a short conversation with my favorite director, despite the fact I asked that stupid but honest question, making him laugh is surely one of the better moments of my life that I wanted to share!
>TL;DR If the fourth season were to be filmed, we wouldn't see anything in a couple of years, no answer on Audrey's fate and I made Lynch laugh asking him about his hair.

best song

Who is the best Twin Peaks role model? A lot of people say Dougie, but you have to be pretty blessed and handsome to be able to skate over life like that .. from a more grounded point of view Carl's a pretty fantastic human being:

- Helps distressed women
- Gives lifts to down on his luck Dave Grohl
- Comforts bereaved mothers
- Can summon a VW camper van with a tin flute
- Can see souls
- smoked every fucking day
- ensures retarded war vets are treated fairly and don't have to sell their blood

i like that david lynch is a famous director who is loved and surrounded by beautiful women (and Kyle) when he should be some guy who goes to the public library every day to use the internet and always talks to the librarian to point where he or she feels uncomfortable before going home and eating a frozen dinner and shitposting on a bhutanese knitting forum.

What was the deal with Candie again? Some autistic orphan they took in to take care of? Was she supposed to be legit mentally challenged or just really quirky?

Ruminations on being old and lost, like 90% of season 3.

>I ONCE MADE A MOVIE
>ah... is that so...
>IT WAS ABOUT A BABY. A SUPER DEFORMED BABY. YOU SHOULD COME OVER SOME TIME, I STILL HAVE ALL THE TAPES
>sir, you're frightening the children

Imagine

Press F to pay respects

All that directors got out of FWWM is that she's willing to do nudity

Why was everyone such an ass to Sam Stanley? He fucking cracked the Whitman case with that special machine of his.

RIP Frank Silva

My hair also styles and just naturally looks better when unwashed. Washed, it just floofs a bit and lays flat on my head

Fuckin AIDS man
RIP

5 fucking years?
that's sick

I wonder if they knew he had AIDS, they all seemed to love him so much even with the stigma at the time.

F

Maybe he should have cut down on all the raping

They were all sissy bully boys

Guys, its over
I repeat OVEEEERRR

Daily reminder that as a sick joke David Lynch made Frank kiss Sheryl in the filming of FWWM, giving her Neutropenia

carl fucking rules this is a fact.

I know it's over, still I cling

He reminds me of Jimmy Stewart

Real talk, what is it that makes Lynch so likeable despite basically being a total autist? Is it that he's genuine? I don't understand

So was The Return originally supposed to be 9 episodes, then David convinces Showtime he needs 18, and then subsequently produces a story with only 9 episodes worth of content?

I loved what we got in The Return for the most part but I still have a hungry, unsatisfied feeling a week later. I'm disappointed we didn't get more time with old characters and real Cooper. And several episodes were sparse on the main plotlines (Dougie/FBI/Sheriff's dept), making me feel a lot of time was wasted

Lynch tells a different story about how it came about
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>5 years
>That's all we got.
>Carl is 91
>Ed and Norma are 71
>Harry is 71
>Leland is 70
>Jacoby is 82
>Cole is 71
>etc.

g-guys.

Can this be considered like an early filter between the plebs of s1/s2 and the patricians of s3?