>go to cinema last weekend
>they didn't actually serve crabslegs
>there was no 'no singles policy'
>nobody laughed at me for going alone
>there was no whooping or clapping
>nobody spilled drinks on the seating on purpose
You guys are massive liers. Nothing I've read here actually happened. You think it's funny lying on the internet? Losers.
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well what about the mandatory penis inspections?
What kind of poor shithole town do you live in where there isn't a mandatory theatre communal crab leg bucket?
That would be extremely unsanitary and require trained medical staff. You think a cinema could justify a penis inspection? And for what purpose? To detect testicular cancer early?
I spill my drink on a seat everytime I go to the cinema
What a fucking liar, next you're going to tell us they let you in without a falcon and popcorn wasn't 50 dollars
stop your blatant shilling CTR.
we all know you got a reduced popcorn mine sentence for promising to spew this garbage.
>go to Sup Forums
>lie about going to the theatre just to get replies
How sad.
Does anyone have the video posted here a few months ago, during peak robertposting season. Where you visit the kinoplex with the anvils in the background through to the shooting and the standing ovation?
it's pretty shitty of you to misinform people like this. imagine the next time user goes to the theater and is sent to the butter mines due to your thread
not a testicular inspection, retard
It wasn't a video it was on sound cloud, guys name is lazerbird or something like that.
>And for what purpose?
to see if the dong is up to snuff, you dingus. what dirty dick dystopia are you posting from?
christ you got us, it was all a massive ruse. i guess we better shut it down
>>nobody laughed at me for going alone
>>they didn't actually serve crabslegs
okay, but they did have the crab fountain, right?
r-right?!
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>Hey guys I just bought a cheap chinese 5 dollar phone and it doesn't have bluetooth, wireless ear buds, nfc or even wifi!
This is how retarded you sound, pleb.
Did you at least see Robert?
Notice he doesn't mention not tipping everyone.
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So are you saying that also the penis inspections are a myth?
Fuck, that was the only thing holding me from going into my local cinema.
>it ain't me starts playing
now this is Kinoplex
Some asshole left a nail in the seat the last time I went. Luckily, I was paying attention and spotted it before I sat down.
You're not american, are you?
>it aint smee vocaroo 2loud4u edition starts playing
vocaroo.com
Sometimes I fart in the seat after the movie ends and take joy out of the fact that someone is going to be sitting in my fart infested seat within minutes after I leave.
>mfw the falcon screeching
Nigger
There are two.
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>casually leaves out the tipping
cinema employee detected, shill thread
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50 dollars plus tip
>within minutes
not only do they clean it after every showing there's also like 30 minutes of shitty ads/movie trivia thet no one shows up to before the actual previews and then movie start
its for the pre screening orgy dumbass
I-I thought it was all real. I haven't left my house in 5 years, and my parents never let me do things out in public growing up.
>explosion
>people scream then start clapping
holy shit
Someone PLEASE make this into a HL2 map
Well the "black people are very loud at the cinema" meme is no fucking joke. if anything it's understated. there was a family of black people when i saw revenge of the sith and they absolutely dominated the viewing experience
>nobody laughed at me for going alone
>there was no whooping or clapping
>nobody spilled drinks on the seating on purpose
OP telling half truths
Could be onto a winner there, get some sperg from Sup Forums to make this
>Movie time
One person gets to be the designated shooter
Other players could be the viewing audience/ kinoplex staff
The more that i think about it the better it gets
>Unlockable 'Robert' skin
>Quests for Jules to finally get with alex
>Sidequests to punch pic related in the face
And the roleplay community would love it
I guess the only complication would be playing something on the movie screen, youtube player perhaps?
Sup Forums get on it!
I'd pay $5 for that
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