Jokes you didn't get as a kid thread
Farquad=Fuckwad
Jokes you didn't get as a kid thread
Grayson Mitchell
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Benjamin Williams
>Farquad=Fuckwad
WOAH!
Jose Russell
>at this scene he gets a boner after dreaming about Fiona
Ryan Williams
>You think maybe he's compensating for something?
Juan Ward
Reminds how an early draft of Star Wars had a villain named "Cos Dashit"
Grayson Kelly
>Cos Dashit
Holy shit! It's real!
Thomas Hill
writers said they named him that so that when little children would pronounce his name it would come out as "fuckwad."
Liam Cooper
"READY KAFKA?"
Chase Nguyen
He's also based on, both visually and in personality, Michael Eisner.
Matthew Jones
Shut up Boco.
Chase Morales
Yes sir...
Jace Ward
GODDAMN IT, MAN! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF! EVERY DAY ITS THE SAME SHIT WITH YOU. YOU JUST GIVE IN, MAN! YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE! MAKE A CHANGE! GIVE SOME WORTH TO YOUR NAME! YOU CAN'T LET THE WORLD STEAMROLL ALL OVER YOU, SOME DAYS YOU JUST GOTTA GET ON TOP OF THAT STEAMROLL AND YELL "GO POOP A DICK" AT IT SO IT KNOWS WHO'S BOSS. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BOCO? YOU GONNA LET THAT STEAMROLLER TURN YOU INTO A GODDAMN PANCAKE OR ARE YOU GONNA GROW A PAIR AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS?
Lincoln Morris
Damn, son.
Noah Martinez
Yeah, Boco. Learn to say "fuck you".
Brayden Foster
Boco, please. This. I want you to have a good life, nigga.
Angel Cooper
Holy shit I didn't even get that until you pointed it out nigga.
Grayson Miller
He does that once every dozen "shut up"s.
Landon Walker
...
Christian Jones
What is that called again
Luke Reed
a sextant
Connor Phillips
>sextant
user PLS
Bentley Baker
WASH YOUR.....FACE!
Isaiah Scott
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Kevin Hall
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Noah Hernandez
Oh shit, thanks for pointing that out.
There was this joke in Shrek 2 I didn't get until a few weeks ago.
>Shrek wakes up as a human
>one of the girls says "I fetched you a pail of water"
>later says "I'm Jill"
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Not sexual, but it was an interesting sudden realization moment.
Cooper Perez
...I didn't get that until you pointed it out.
Caleb Phillips
well shit
Austin Cruz
...what?
Jace Gray
What?
Robert Mitchell
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
Isaac Martin
is that like the legendary dindu nuffin?
Luis Lopez
Just watched the first Shrek a couple hours ago.
In the opening fairytale narration by Shrek, he laughs rips out the page (to wipe his ass) and says "What a load of *flushes toilet*
Wyatt Allen
Its from a nursery (mother goose) rhyme
Lucas Hill
>Jokes you didn't get as a kid
Joseph Richardson
like seriously, even I know that rhyme and I grew up in fucking soviet union
Joseph Torres
>420
Matthew Phillips
Because it was Hitler's birthday, you 13 year old
Jayden Morales
>islam
>is mal
>malis
>malice
I'll just see myself out.
Kayden Smith
this makes me hard for a number of good reasons.
Grayson Phillips
NANI?
Jason Sanchez
Yeah, the joke was he was based off the guy at Disney who turned the script for Shrek down. Hence the whenever at the castle.
Luke Cruz
>childhood is when you idolize Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
>adulthood is when you realize Columbine makes more sense
Julian Watson
Here i made the reply image extra cartoony for you.