What jojo could beat up superman

What jojo could beat up superman

That depends entirely on whether stand powers count as magic.

giorno with requiem

they count as psychic powers, according to the author's thought process behind them

GER
Tusk act 4

Giorno Giovanna with Gold Experience Requiem. since "It just works"

That's King Crimson, motherfucker.

GER is the same lever of bullshittery. "It just works" was the same as timestop, it's only weak to itself

Josuke (jojolion) since his stand can take away superman´s powers.

Gappy
he could 'steal' all the sunlight energy in superman's body, leaving him helpless

forgot pic

NOT COMICS FUCK OFF

Koichi's Echoes or Rohan's Heaven's Door

Koichi can slap the word "Kryptonite" on Superman and Rohan can write "will always be under influence of kryptonite when Rohan Kishibe is within 5 meters"

Ok, which diesel stand can kill superman

>Koichi can slap the word "Kryptonite" on Superman
a potentially interesting fight since for Act 2 to work, its tail bomb thing has to hit the target. Koichi only gets one shot of that, and Superman is fast enough to dodge an obvious attack so Koichi would need to outsmart Superman into a position where dodging isn't an option

>Jotaro, Johnny, part 4 Josuke, Joyne, Giorno without GER, and especially Jonathan and Joseph

Loses horribly.

>Part 8 Josuke

Would steal his powers

>Giorno with GER

Top fucking kek

The baby from part 3 since his stand can kill you in your dreams.

D'Arby if he manage to force superman to play poker with him.

Of course, he can't do it by himself, someone with a powerful stand that can slow down an opponent or make them unable to move should be a good enough ally.

Gappy could remove Superman's speed or movement, or Rohan can write down that Echoes's tail bomb to always hit Superman when he's near a certain person or thing like how Rohan won the Rock-Paper-Scissor thing.

>outsmarting supes let alone trying to hustle him
Supes could have bought a brand new deck and fucked every d'arby's trick before he does it

THIS

>The baby from part 3 since his stand can kill you in your dreams.

Superman does not require sleep.

>D'Arby if he manage to force superman to play poker with him.

Has Superman ever played poker before? He's more intelligent than most writers remember and he'd be able to see better than Jotaro could with Star Platinum so any slight of hand tricks by D'Arby would not go unnoticed. And if Supes is fighting for someone's soul I think he wouldn't be opposed to using x-ray vision to see what cards he's holding.

The Quads of Truth

Question: If we're doing the usual powerlevel bullshitery where Superman has to win "at all costs" what's to stop him from immediately flying into space and exploding their heads with orbital heat vision?

Gold Experience Requiem

If Superman wears a cape would that cover Cheap Trick

It works faster than the speed of thought? Because if it doesn't, you're not stopping Superman from flying into space.

In that case the only one who has a chance is Giorno with GER, If we go with bullshitery most jojo characters would have a convient thing to outsmart superman and make him fuck himself up.

>Would steal his powers
Does he have to get close? How is this any different from fighting Parasite?

It could work.

Honestly would not be surprised if some bullshit like this happened.

>Rohan uses his stand on Superman
>all the pages are written in Kryptonian
>Rohan can't make any sense out of it
>Tries to write a command
>It doesn't work because it has to be written in Kryptonian

What happens if Superman is shot with the arrow

Is it like Mikitaka

>Has Superman ever played poker before?

Bluffs a thousand times better than Jotaro.

What if the arrow just bounced off like a regular arrow?

That's genius.

>It works faster than the speed of thought?

YES, GER is bullshit incarnate think in all those times superman´s writers give him a new power or make him stronger to win over the decades concentrated in a single moment.

>Does he have to get close?
he just has to hit him with one of his soap bubbles, which have a range of about 20m

Did anyone read Purple Haze Distortion?

Does Giorno still have GER?

Did Rohan ever wrote a command in a non japanese person?

Superman vs 36 Kars on Mars.

Who wins?

Nigga you don't understand

>Does Giorno still have GER?
its contested. the arrowhead fell off, but then, didn't silver chariot remain in its requiem state despite not having the arrow stuck in it?

Kars can absorb superman´s flesh even if he is fast enough Ultimate life form Kars could overwhem him.

Not that guy but I haven't gotten to that part yet. Does he have to activate it or what?

how many of them have Killer Queen?

That's not exactly the same as trying to write a command in something that not only is a completely different species, but from a completely different tree of life.

Purely subconscious

it activates itself

Giorno doesn't even need to be aware that he is about to be attacked for it to protect him.

Giorno with GER and Gappy.
Maybe part 2 Joseph, since he would come up with bullshit like his severed arm hitting Kars and he SOMEHOW surviving a fall from the stratosphere.
Not sure if Tusk Act 4 would be effective, though.

He has to stab himself with the arrow to transform his stand into a requiem stand once he do that the stand remains like that. We are suming Superman fights him after that point in the story.

>SOMEHOW
ripple

Could Hilarious Halloween kill Supes?

Superman is a literal solar battery who is ungodly powerful BECAUSE of the sun. He is basically the polar opposite of a Pillar Man.

Hamon wouldn't do a thing to Superman.

I'm talking about how joseph survived the fall.

It's funny how part 1 is Superman split in half. Jonathan is the sun powered, heroic part while Dio has freeze powers+heat vision, enhanced strength, speed, and durability, etc.

Well Mikitaka was the only alien in Jojo (Maybe) and Rohan never used Heavens door on him so we don´t know if it works on him.

You can't even get near him because of his stupid mind-accelerating aura & then if he hits you its essentially the omega effect, trapping you in a cycle of potential death forever.

No non-cosmic level being could beat him

Could Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann beat him?

Kira´s Dad if he traps Superman in his picture.

GER doesn't require Giornno to even think about using it. The stand aura works unconsciously without him even knowing it to make anyone who would attack him's mind move much faster than their body....

so essentially you might think you're moving and attacking him, but its just your thoughts of what's going to happen...in reality your body is standing still. Then Gironno kills you with the omega effect punch.

honestly, yeah.

Yes easily. Idk if anything could beat STTGL

Is it called "jojo friday" since the translated version comes out on fridays?
Started watching 2-3 weeks back, there was 20 episodes or so already uploaded.

He'd beat Darby easily in a game of poker.

Antihamon like caesar's

The show airs on Friday.

No no no, Mar's has a thinner atmosphere than earth, so a wider glut of Solar Radiation will be coming down and Superman would be operating at an Optimal or Above his standard power operating range.

Given what we've seen of Kar's abilities, I highly doubt he could pierce Superman's protective aura let alone his skin.

Even 36 Ultimate Life Form Kars couldn't stand against the last son of Krypton.

Also super speed and freeze breath.

Not a Jo but Okuyasu could probably kill him in the first strike if he weren't so god damn stupid

Couldn't Supes just throw Kars into the sun?

ULF Kars can use ripple, and doesn't have the limitations of a normal human body, so he can just absorb more sunlight himself until he has surpassed superman

Well this just begs the question of what happens if you use Ripple on a Kryptonian.

if you tried to hurt them with the energy, they'd probably just absorb it

but you can use ripple to just flat out enhance your strength and speed

How many lungs would ULF Kars need to give himself to have the necessary aerobic potential to have enough Ripple to enhance himself to stand up to Superman?

Also, would Ripple technique work in the martian atmosphere? Can ULF Kar's breath it? We already know Superman can function on Mars.

>Also, would Ripple technique work in the martian atmosphere? Can ULF Kar's breath it?
depends on how cold it is. if its too cold, the gas just freezes an clogs his windpipes. so I guess it depends on if its day or night on the side of mars they are on

Johnny Bravo with his Etemon stand.

Any of them really, Supes isn't a stand user and wouldn't know what the hell hit him

you say that like he doesn't tangle with people possessing telekinesis on a regular basis

Like when he absolutely wrecked Manchester Black.

Stand powers work on the absolute scale, the work on someone the same as they'll work on anyone else. You ain't immune to it. The way to beat stands is cunning and stuff.

Yes. But if he can't identify the stands user, how would he counter an attack?

Supes can see in every spectrum of light and beyond all at once. If there's a non-stand user that can see stands then my money would be on Superman being it.

Superman is not a stand user therefore he cannot see the stand.

By hitting the guy he can see

Just look for the person with the anime hair and/or outfit. There's your Stand user.

look for the person whose body language indicates killing intent

This is where a simpleton like J. Giles could fuck with supes incessantly just by standing around looking unassuming while hanged man gets to work

The Superman Robot from Final Crisis: Superman Beyond, maybe

It's bigger than the multiverse

What if Superman has a Stand

a thing worth considering is that most stands just don't have the armor penetration needed to harm supes in any serious way

It would be like... control of doors or something

Something innocuous that seems way worse than his actual powers but somehow way more powerful

superman thought robot is the essentia of 'hope defeats evil'
and sttgl is not a force of evil but of hope

So if anything they'd gattai

I know just the thing

yeah

Would it be named "And Justice For All"?

nah, "Mr Blue Sky"

>Supes' Stand has control over doors
>Opens a door to the fucking Phantom Zone

>Life has many doors, old chum

Fucking kek

The best part is something ridiculous like "ability to throw logos" is a perfectly viable Stand idea.

>throw disney logo on foe
>Mousketeer lawyers immediately teleport in and tackle them to the ground for trademark infringement not covered by fair use

Implying it wouldn't just be 「Metallica」

Man of STEEL and all that.