So why didn't they just ride the eagles to Mordor?
So why didn't they just ride the eagles to Mordor?
Fuck off for fuck's sake not everything has to always make sense
Because Tolkien was a hack
They would have been attacked by the dead kangz. Such a dumb question.
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Yes, even a casual viewer should be able to figure this out.
there was an eagle tax
Why didn't Aragorn have a tax policy?
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H-Hi a-user
idk, lol.
suck my dick faggot
user aren't you a bit old for me?
They didn't have the HM Fly yet
Why didn't they just ride the Eagles into space and throw the ring to the farthest reaches of the universe?
Because then Sauron wins the war and buttfucks everyone.
why didn't the ring shrink to microscopic size to fit the bacteria in the air?
why didn't they take this path? seems much easier desu
Because Mirkwood is too dangerous. Also Rhun is mostly unexplored desert full of corrupted men
Because the ring would have corrupted the eagles and turned them into nazguls.
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Crosses through too much mordor. Not to mention crossing a pretty big "sea".
alright nerds, well then what about THIS path?
Isn't that practically the path Frodo took?
Because the fucking eye would see them and fuck them up, there is no plot hole here.
As for the journey up to Mordor, my guess is that Gandalf knew what it takes to destroy the ring and wanted them to become a better team, before reaching Mordor. The journey is just a trained ng session.
Why didn't Tony just give everyone Iron Man armor? Oh, yeah, he did--in Homecoming. And you all still bitched.