Y'know, it's a good thing this issue is so fucking hilarious, or else my heart wouldn't be able to take it.
Sixpack and Dogwelder - RIP Dillon Edition
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Also, Sup Forums, I know you think you are ready for Dogwelder's backstory and secret origin, but trust me.
You are not.
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bumping for best comic of the year
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>Steve Dillon cover
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What is this cover an homage to?
Yeah... friendly reminder that Dillon is actually Dogwelder's creator, having come up with the name and sketched the character one drunken night at the pub with Ennis and co, as part of a challenge to come up with a superhero name more ridiculous than "Green Lantern."
Dillon even got a credit for it in his first appearance on Hitman.
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Swamp Thing #47.
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>still has his hand up a dead dog's ass
So yeah, thank God this was so fucking gloriously insane.
That top panel is literally one of the best panels I've ever seen.
>Anubis is the first dogwelded man
It's obvious, but hilarious.
Did Horus start out with a bird head, or did he have one attached like Anubis?
Is there a Bird Welder somewhere out there?
Horus seems to be a fair bit more chill than Anubis, so maybe he didn't curse whoever stuck his bird's head on. Then again, there's a plot for a third mini...
holy shit.. Jesus got dogwelded!
JOHN NO
That was really great and fun! Thanks (OP).
This was from the time Swamp Thing first met with the Parliament of trees.
shit, looks like the boys will be facing off against the great Darkness.
How can Dogwelder be a hero when he's so cruel to animals?
>animals arent people user
>it's for the greater good
>the dogs all have a welding fetish
pick one
How is he cruel to animals? I'm pretty sure all the dogs he's welded to other people have been dead
I legitimately believe that Ennis brings the best expressions out of the artists he works with.
Fucking assholes. I love
Where he find so many dead dogs?
in N52 we see DW going trough the dumpster behind the city pound.
>wleldeforce motherfucker ain't gotta explain shit
In light of all this I think it's safe to assume that if someone needs dogwelding a dog will be on hand.
>medieval dogwelder
>ancient roman and greek dogwelder
how
Where there's a will there's a way
>Parliament of the Welds
I need a crop of the last panel
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>awk
>playa
lost it
Better put on your 3D glasses 'cause it's coming right atcha.
nice. thanks.
And this could be useful as well
>DC
"Garth. Please. Please stop. Nobody is buying these. You won't even let us tie them in to anything. Please."
>Ennis
"You said I could do whatever I wanted for Rebirth."
>DC
"But we already gave you one mini-series. Can't you write some Batman, or..."
>Ennis
"WHATEVER I WANTED!"
Kek. Is that the parliament of Dogwelders?
Is John trying to provoke Bueno into anally-raping him, in the hope that doing something unsuitable for a mainstream superhero book might have him exciled from them?
Greek Fire.
I wonder if Hex ever tangled with the Western Dogwelder
>Horus just squawks all the time
Help, my fucking sides are gone.
>Pard, ah done seen some nasty things in my life -- Hell, ah see one every time ah look in a mirror -- but thet right there jes' about takes th' cake an' th' whole damn bakery.
John Constantine in "How I Ass-Ravaged My Way Back to Vertigo".
>Mm, I am Baytor.
>Well, I'm Baytor.
>Yep. Still Baytor.
You can only write "I am Baytor" so often before you lose your sanity I guess.
>dogforce
OH SHIT HE'S BACK!
The Swamp Thing speech in this is hilarious.
I like how Ennis managed to come up with a great origin story that made sense. A good writer should be able to do this.
I don't understand how writers can be so lazy as to do something like the Venom origin in Spiderman 3.
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>shitting on The Phantom Stranger
LOL!
Turned this into a reaction image.
Who the fuck is this gonna be?
Not that guy, but thanks.
Thanks, OP.
I want to see the worst recon possible, jonah got dogwelded.
>The whole "Mark of the Devil" stuff was all bullshit that Jonah made up to hide the fact that he got a fucking dog welded to his face and had to spend the longest day of his life cutting it out with his knife
I want this too.
You guys, this is too good to pass up.
>the Venom origin in Spiderman 3
By watching the 90's Spidey cartoon I guess, since it was the same.
And Palmiotti is good friends with Ennis so you know he'd probably jump at the chance.
It was on the moon, but werewolf junior had to take a space boat there and then come back and crash the nine elevens the brigde ad the then spidermna hadda do the thing were spideranm saves the people but couldn't do it good but then a living trash bag comes over and sucks him good and now he stronger and he like saves and then he is strong and the suit changes ahis peepee briefs and then he strongly bad and then SHOCKER gets follwoed on instagram by the_en_o_wolf_exxthat_wrold
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All of the Egyptian deities with animal heads turn out to have been the work of different early welding schmucks.
Christ that fits so well it's ridiculous!
>dc figuratively raped Constantine with the new 52
>whelp, better get him raped literally as well
Never change, you crazy irish bastard
u fuckin wot m8
bumping for others.
>Dogweld Dogweldsson
oh my fucking god
bump
Woah, this is bad and really juvenile
Actually, the dog he welded to his children's faces was still alive I think.
Welcome to Ennis.
Fuck no
Hell Yeah!!!
fuck off, cunt
F
Thanks Judge user
WE WUZ WELDAS AND SHIET
That is fucking amazing.
YOU'RE BAD AND JUVENILE!
>DOGWELD FUCKING DOGWELDSSON
Oh my dog.
That's how he talks now.
I called that since the first pyramid appeared in the cover from solicits.
RIP steve.
bump
Juvenile, yes. Bad, no. It's juvenile mixed with high art, and that's part of the charm.
Ennis always has the best titles.