Watching movie with family

>watching movie with family
>sex scene starts

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>sister bites lips

>having orgy with family
>put flick on afterwards

>sex scene has a foot puffing sequence

>Bites sisters lips

>Watching sex scene with family
>Parents have the "why doesn't he have a girlfriend talk" after the movie.

>be me watching films with father
>grown ass man and I don't live at home
>he still fast towards because he doesn't feel comfortable
>parents separated
>mother doesn't flinch at sex scenes
>Freudian?

>watching movie with dad
>the father and son's penises are both bigger than ours

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>Watching movie with overtly Christian father
>It's Watchmen
>Owl and Spectre sex scene starts

>mother looks lustly at you during sex scenes

>having sex with wife
>family scene starts

>watching movie with family that you've seen before
>remember a sex scene is coming up
>excuse yourself to go the bathroom and listen at the door until it's over
>go back in and sit down
>you forgot there was another one

>Watching movie with family
>gay sex scene starts

>watching movie with family
>sex scene
>put pillow over lap so no one sees my boner

>watching The Wire with my parents
>they had never seen it
>Omar kisses a dude
>"what kinda show is this boy?"

Has a sex scene ever added to a movie

>watching movie with family
>sex scene imminent
>"b-bathroom"
>get up and run to bathroom, lock door
>after a minute, worry that they might be listening
>slowly dump bottle of mouthwash into toilet so it sounds like i'm peeing
>realize that i've been in the bathroom too long to just be peeing
>start loudly making grunting noises
>drop the bar of soap into toilet and let out a sigh of relief
>flush, soap clogs the toilet
>if i ask for the plunger, they might see that it's mom's good soap clogging it
>reach in with my hands and manage to break up the soap bar
>toilet flushes
>realize i can't wash my hands without soap
>wipe them all over my shirt, now it looks like i've been sweating
>i think they'll buy it
>go back to sit down with family
>"jesus user, are you okay?"
>"y-yeah, haha"
>"good. here, we paused the movie when you got up"

>start watching Ozark
>mom in the room
>first fucking scene is the woman getting fucked from behind

Too real

>not checking IMDB's parental guide of a movie before watching it with your parents
Cmon guys

>talking about a show with female classmate
>remember that its an anime
>remember that there are nude moments
>remember that you are a walking anime fan stereotype and are about to give away your powerlevel
>panic and forcefully switch the conversation to the movie HERO

You should have asserted your dominance by going nude during the scene. How beta can one be?

Do Americans really watch films with their parents?

>watching movies with your family
Why?

>grandam takes you to the movies
>gay sex starts
>you pretend to cover your eyes and act like you don't know what is going on
>cheap ass grandma watches the movie till the end and then demands a refund because it was not suitable to young kids like you

>its a lead up before I come out and tell you im gay. now shut up and watch it

I watched Mulholland Drive with my parents, good times, good times

>watching movie with family member
>masturbation scene starts involving adult son on his computer, jerking it to porn

>watching movie with family
>sex scene imminent
>"b-bathroom"
>take too long
>senpai thinks you are fapping in there
>you come out and everyone gives you strange looks.
seriously I don't fap in the bathroom, in the shower,etc but telling it would be as uncomfortable as admitting were you fap

kek

Normal people have sex every other day, you are probably the only virgin in your family.

Americans are weird

I tried, they hated everything. we watched
>hoodwinked
>spirit stallion of the cimarron
>spy kids 3
>harry potter 1
then I gave up and stopped bothering them with it. same with music, eventually I just stopped talking to them. Now my dad spends his days bitching about how I don't want to spend time with him or take him on walks in the park

>watching movie with sex
>family scene starts

SHUT UP

I watched that with my dad. Didn't find it awkward at all. Jacked him off, good times

>take him on walks in the park

is your dad a dog?

You're watching it in bed with them?

>hoodwinked
>spirit stallion of the cimarron
>spy kids 3
>harry potter 1
>I tried
No wonder they hated those - not a single worthwhile film. What kind of a retard would make his father watch the likes of Spy Kids and Harry Potter? Is this bait?

Americans don't sleep with their parents?

>moving watches with sex
>family scene starts

Occasionally I'll go to the theater with my dad since we both like capeshit

yes, give him the d

>watching movie with family
>people start driving

What kind of animal doesn't have little pillows on their couch?

top kek

>little pillows
They're called cushions

No cushions are what you sit on.

>sitting on cushions
uncomfortable

>What kind of a retard would make his father watch the likes of Spy Kids and Harry Potter?
The kind that is around 10 years old when they come out. spirit stallion of the cimarron is good.
also like I said, I tried, the key being I, may parents never wanted to do anything. one time I took him to a horse race track, where you could rent horses and ride them. He just set on a log and did not want to have any fun. We so a german family there riding bicycles and their dad told his son to put the bicycles in the car and my dad was all like "I bet if I told you to put the bicycles in the car you would snap back at me" I did not even have a bicycle and I think I outright told him that had we had the same dynamic I would put the bicycles in the car without any problems. only thing he really got fired up was when I got him some scratch off tickets, he put 60$ into it and won an iron.
he does not leave his house a lot and has somehow convinced himself that the outside is good. It could be scorching with people praying for relief, he would be in his air conditioned room bitching about how I don't take him outside. He has issues walking so he needs a minder in case he falls down or gets too tried.(had like 4 surgeries)

bump

Sounds a lot like my mom who ha a stroke. Hang in there and remember that it's not your responsibility to be a caretaker if he doesn't want help. You've got your own life to live.

>computer illiterate parents think the only way porn can be on your computer is because of viruses
>scene where character talks about how porn is easy and free on the internet

>visiting my mom from college
>she has on black stockings and a tight lavender skirt
>*sweatyman.tar.gz
>she's already drunk
>kisses me on the cheek
>kisses me on the lips for a few seconds
>starts giggling
>she offers me a drink
>tell her she knows I don't drink
>pressures me into it
>she says see that's the problem with you, you are too timid and agreeable, you need to start taking what you want in life, instead of life taking from you
>we talk a little bit
>asks me if I have a woman in my life
>say I'm not that lucky
>she gets really close and puts my hands on her hips
>I'm a woman in your life
>see anything you want to take

>family scene starts
>family scene starts

>watching the defenders with family
>Misty Knight comes in

toppest kek

>theythey put on the Aristocats

>mom from college
How do i multiple moms

>watching movie with dad
>scene with a father and an alpha successful son

>watch scum
>gay rape greenhouse bumming scene
>get awkward boner becuz half fag
>try to conceal
>everyone notices
>dad laughs
>bites lip
>looks at me sexually
>sticks benis in my boipucci
>I'm 29
least i'm no longer a wizard

holy fucking shit
wincest greentext it faggot

>the state of greentexts now

godly kek

name one film

>Watch GoT with indian parent
>Sex scene happens
m.youtube.com/watch?v=URfpF92l7tg

>always watch films beforehand before watching them with anyone so I can step out at any sex scenes, musical numbers, or dialogue I don't like and to make sure no one tampered with the torrent and added dolphin porn somewhere in the video

>MFW when i don't care

Sick of yurocucks pretending they're special snowflakes
I'm a New Zealander and this thread is relatable

>having dinner with family
>sex scene starts

>watching a movie with family
>mom fastforwards to the sex scene

>Having sex with family
>Movie starts

>tfw phimosis
what do i do

>watching movie with family
>character shows up who is a literal basement dweller living with his mother
>"look it's user"
>everyone laughs

I watched Basic Instinct with my mom once.

Uber kek

Commit sudoku

>eating pancakes while watching movie with mom
>finger scene comes on
>mom sticks her finger in your pancake

>watching movie with sisters
>sex scene starts
>all three of them cross their legs

>watching movie with boyfriend
>sex scene starts
>only contains female nudity
>woman is more attractive than you

>I'm a New Zealander
Literally kill yourself, it is the only decent thing to do in your circumstances,
Do it for the betterment of the human race

Get some of that vitamin E from your local GP and furiously whack away. Otherwise just go full Jew and get it cut off.

>sister strokes my cheek and nibbles my earlobe before laughing it off

>being a fag
>being too poor for breast implants

>sex scene starts
>everyone starts describing the last sex they had
>always hope that the sex scene will be over before it is my turn
>it never is

I go to the movies with my sister so the cinema staff don't think I'm a lonely virgin

hyper kek

posting this on /r/Sup Forums lmfao

>watching bear in the big blue house
>sex scene starts
>dad gets visible boner
>i point to the no furries permitted sign on the rule board
>he starts crying
>begs me to not turn him in
>promise he won't ever act out on it again
>too late already have whistle in mouth
>give it a sharp tweet
>helicopters descend on location
>troops rappel through windows
>i point at dad
>3 bullets in head instantly
>body becomes riddled mass of flesh and heated metal from barrage of fire
>i salute our boys in blue on another fine job
>wait until they clear the mess out
>go post on /vp/ immediately after

Americans don’t masturbate with their family?

>he doesn't masturbate with his mum

Americans don't suck off their dog while watching a flick wtf?

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Canada pls go

>/vp/

>sex scene starts
>sister laughs at the size of guy's penis
>she's 14

What movie would you be watching with your 14 year old sister that contains full frontal male nudity in a sex scene?

home movies

>sex scene starts
>doesn't matter cause I live alone