Where exactly was he going?

Where exactly was he going?

home

up up and away

D

To God

FRANCHISE

NICE AND DULL

To infinity and beyond

He's going upload his copypasta to this thread.

You can almost see it

Second star to the right
And onward til morning

He was trying to fly away and escape the dullest franchise

Perhaps the goal of Alfonso Cuaron was to put the audience in shoes of the protagonist, thereby gleefully escaping one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

His home planet

lol

harry potter shit

Thank you.

anywhere he wanted

Name a worse ending shot

It's the same dementor visual effect but Harry is happy. You do the math.

sopranps

Cuaron was a mistake, I don't understand why everyone loves this movie so much.
LOL RANDOM TALKING HEADS
Everyone's screaming all the time
This was the movie that did away with school uniforms
Malfoy acts like a bitch

Fuck off. Azkaban was both the best movie and the best book.
It was the last one with whacky wizardry before everything got all chosen one.

Why is 3 the only good HP movie?

Probably because the plot doesn't revolve entirely on Voldemort being the main villain

thank you

I walked out of the theater at this scene.

Are you implying that removing Voldemort from the other movies would magically make them good?

Fantastic Beasts had no Voldemort and it still sucked ass.

only the first 2 movies are worth watching since theyre lighthearted childrens adventures. the rest are increasingly grimderp edgy garbage

>3 not the best movie

Plebs.

Yes.

You must really hate Voldemort but then again Fiennes Voldo sucks donkey dick.

What scene is this from?

I don't remember it and I've seen each movie 2.5 times on an avergae median

luna was still sucking his cock even though he had already cum

To Imperium

Azkaban final frame