>THIS SUMMER CHEV CHELIOS MUST NOT MASTURBATE OR HE WILL DIE
Crank 3: Nofap
Jack Wood
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Noah Barnes
Would work better as a porno, where he can't STOP fucking or he'll die.
Camden Cruz
Crank 3: On the Edge
He has to keep himself constantly erect, but can't cum
Anthony Gray
In reality it would probably be called something corny like "Crank one out" or "Spank" to avoid copyright issues.
Jaxon Harris
sounds like an average Saturday to me...
Jackson Mitchell
Let's be honest, nowadays it would be Crank: An XXX parody. Porn pun titles are a lost art form.
Blake Diaz
inb4 crazed anti nofappers
nofap is mostly about noporn
fapping is inherently fine
Thomas Baker
t. crazed porn addict
Alexander Gomez
aaaaaay
Benjamin Morales
well yeah
Lincoln Gomez
theres literally nothing wrong with porn
Kevin Evans
>crank porn parody
Could be legitimate kino, bonus points if he starts a principled virgin and turns into a crazy rapist
Jayden Campbell
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Evan Powell
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Dylan Reyes
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Jackson Cruz
come user aren't you swayed by the new fat internet virgin version of The Secret?
Adam Hall
I'm not anti-nofap, I don't really care, but can someone explain the logic behind it?
I mean, I feel like having sex daily is healthy (feels that way in my experience) so why would jerking it daily not be healthy? It would seem more unhealthy to arbitrarily keep all that sperm locked in your balls.
I honestly don't get it.
Charles Bennett
>anti-nofap
>not "profap"
Luis Robinson
fapping everyday completely fuck you and drains your motivation and possibly your self esteem, anyone who says it doesn't is lying. you're only meant to fap like once every 3-4 days.
Tyler Davis
>THIS SUMMER
>IF CHEV CHELIOS STOPS SINGING
>HIS HEART WILL EXPLODE
>CRANK 3: THE MUSICAL
Justin Myers
guys nowadays when they fap, are 100% of the time watching porn, all kinds of porn, in HD and with 3D headphones in 60fps switching between 15 tabs of all kinds of shit
it utterly is NOT in our DNA to be engaged in these proclivities on a daily basis
your dopamine receptors are being fucking ravaged
Matthew Evans
Because there's a large difference psychologically between the physical intimacy of a woman and your hand.
Blake Rodriguez
this.
Jaxson King
>try to nofap
>just have wet dreams and make a mess in me undies
Jace Fisher
Unironically would be kino
Wyatt Carter
nofap is a causation/correlation thing
like, yeah, spending ALL DAY jerking off is clearly not good for you. but it's not so much the act of fapping as it is the lack of doing other things you should be doing with that time.
like it's not a specific porn-related thing, that's just what a generation of porn addicts would jump to. it can be video games, fantasy sports betting, hard drugs, being a fucking vegan and protesting KFC, whatever. whatever your form of self-induldence is, use moderation and have larger plans you're working toward.
Thomas Turner
IM CHEV CHELIOS.......AND TODAYS THE DAY I BLAST
Daniel Clark
Unless it was a Brazzers video
Jonathan Carter
Ian Murphy
That would genuinely be cool. It would take basically be the only way they could make a more ridiculous sequel than the second one, and would be a parody of the whole series