Hehe I'm le epic ringmaster *tips wigdora*

>Hehe I'm le epic ringmaster *tips wigdora*

What did Howard Stern mean by this?

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that's not a wig dude, he just has god tier jew hair.

When was the last year Howard added to his legacy instead of detracted from it?

Howard Stern's been replaced anyways

who the fuck is that guy

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naw, Ice is Sal tier

Oh hey there Howie, got any snacks for me?

no morning jam with jim and sam? and sometimes ant

That his show was a figurative circus. Hope this helps.

The last year artie was on

I have this body now, but i still feel really skinny

i must grow larger

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has anyone ever seen his eyes?

>Hey there Howard , listen man you should return my calls man, I'd like to drop by the show sometime.

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I wish they would have just named theirs how that. it's corny but hilarious.

Is this the next forced Sup Forums meme?

did he literally blow out a nostril doing key bumps

he snorted glass on accident a while back, allegedly.

Howard Stern:
>three shows a week when he's not on vacation
>he's on vacation half of the time
>takes days off on a whim
>it's always a mystery what guests are stopping in
>washed up old bastard
>total sellout, he has become what he used to make fun of
>kisses the ass of every talentless, flavor of the month, hack celebrity who walks in
>mean, and not fun to listen to
>the reason a SiriusXM subscription has to be $20 a month

Jim Norton and Sam Roberts:
>five shows a week
>when they go off the air for a week, it's because Jim Norton is on a comedy tour
>they always let you know for exactly how long they'll be gone, and when they'll be back
>tell you the next day's guests at the end of every broadcast
>super comfy interviews with extremely likable and interesting people
>they actually respect the people who work for them
>they seem like they'd be great to hang out with in real life

There's only one morning show worth listening to.

Jim Norton was never funny and is nothing without Opie and Ant. Howard had 20 straight years of comedy gold before he went to shit

>that's not a wig dude

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>jet black full head of hair
>salt and pepper beard

b-but my Uncle Sal Robin... hoo hoo.

>mean, and not fun to listen to
This one hurts the most. I hated that moment when he blew up on that one lady who called up to ask about Artie.

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>5 shows a week

Lil yimmy is probably averaging 4.

Not that I'm paying for it anyway.

>im not a paedophile

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Why is Howard so in love with Letterman, and why does he hate Johnny Carson so much?

Bikini chick looks familiar but I can't place her, anyone know a name?

Was Sal accused of pedophilia? I haven't listened in about 8 years

>19 year old pornstar stops by to promote her new movie
>it's called "World's Oldest Gangbang" and features her getting fucked by 15 people, all over the age of 60
>everybody jokes around while she tells the story of her life, which involves getting raped when she was 10, and being in reform school for 7 years
>she also seems stupid as shit, and doesn't understand common figures of speech
>Sal pays her 10 dollars to kiss his bare ass
>Ronnie and Bob Levy come in to ask how much they'd have to pay to fuck her
>everything's going great until Artie makes a black joke
>the pornstar gets very upset, and actually starts crying
>she's sensitive about racism because her boyfriend is black, and her adopted brothers and sisters are black
>she stays upset, so Howard makes Artie leave
>they start taking calls
>Artie calls in with a stereotypical black voice pretending to be her boyfriend
>she starts laughing, "That's not my boyfriend, that's Rob, my director."
>she's serious, she actually thinks Artie's comical black voice is the man she works for
>"AY YO, DAT ARTIE'S ONE RACIS MO' FUCKA"
>everybody's laughing at how dumb she is
>Howard asks if she wants to ride the sybian
>"Maybe I would have, but that fat racist fucker killed the vibe"
>Artie calls back in
>"AY YO, GET ON THAT SYBIAN BABY!"
>"*giggles* Okay, Rob."
>rides the sybian for a bit
>Artie comes back in
>Robin tries to convince the girl that no one who works there is racist
>she's finally starting to feel better
>Howard lightheartedly asks what she thinks of Jews
>"I think you guys get a lot of presents around Christmas."
>Bob Levy chimes in with "That's racist!"
>pornstar puts her pants back on and storms out

This whole thing is just depressing.

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Yeah, the only enjoyment I get from Howard is listening to people prank call him and piss him off.

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This guy always seems so self-important. He's always wanted to be a celebrity.

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>Tee hee, I love the way Ellen dances on her show.

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>this whole clip

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That's just a persona he plays, he puts it on for laughs. In real life he is supposedly pretty subdued and modest. The guy he plays on the show and in tv appearances is supposed to in some ways be a caricature, an exaggeration.

He really did think of himself as a kind of rock star in the mid to late 90s didn't he.

this jew has AIDS

>everything's going great until Artie makes a black joke
Ain't that a fucking trip

I wonder what she's doing now. I wonder if she's still alive.

Was I just too young (born in 86) or was Stern mostly just an East Coast thing?
Never got into it, and the classic shit that gets posted on here is mostly pretty fucking boring. And the newer stuff is painfully bad edgecore.

iirc, the black joke was barely even offensive. it was a stupid little joke but she's retarded.

it's hard to tell.. you can find her videos but I'm not sure if she's still going at it.

I was born in '91 in the midwest and still enjoy him. Although, I learned of him from the E! show and only started listening through youtube when I was in high school.

It's good background noise. there are definitely good moments in his older shows/early sirius days and then his good stuff turned into his interviews.

The only radio show I ever got into was Loveline with Adam and Dr. Drew.
I still listen to it, it's aged so well. I wish Adam was still that funny. His podcast is really only good for background noise.

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just saw this the other night for the first time:

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Gene Simmons come in and they have Craig Gass dress up as Gene in full Kiss costume/makeup. Pretty good stuff.

This guys worth 600million!?

Fuck. Looks like a bum.

His interviews are still good, but I've never found Howard funny. Ever.

bout 2010

example please

he has had his moments, but I have to agree that I've never found him to be particularly funny. he just mostly surrounded himself with good people/freaks and knew how to steer the ship and the stir the shit well.

he's always had people feeding him lines as well, which is worth noting.

He got caught sniffing a 16 year old girls panties in his defence it was just a goof For the show and she looked 18

Is Howard dying lads?

>tfw I've watched so much beetlejuice footage that I have internalized his speech patterns
I never did and I never will.

could be

goo for you

he's only 63 and he seems to attempt being pretty healthy.

I think part of the problem is he just tries to look younger than he is so when his age does show it looks dramatic.

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>beetlejuice walks in and struggles to put on the headphones
Ah, my friend is here! The Beetster! How ya doin Beet?
>nods

Sue interview when?

Watching the beetle juice interviews on Howard tv is really startling. It’s an example of interrogation and hypnosis within a mentally unstable person.

it's just funny nigga, chill

It’s funny at first until you start to analyze all the videos

Here we go.

They talk to him through the headphones while he’s doing the interview while talking to him on air. They also have Artie and others try to trick him, all while Howard acts oblivious and lies to beets face. It’s actually kind of scary

TELL THAT BITCH TO GET ON THE SYBIAN

>it's a "howard says he has a tiny penis despite it actually being above average" episode

is Sue going to talk about the Lond Island Nosferatu?

Not dying, he just thinks he's a female supermodel in the 1990's and is trying to look as skinny as possible.

If he ate like a regular person and did some light weight he would look 500x better.

2014, when Eric the Midget died. Eric was the last vestige of the "old" Howard Stern show.

Or when Jackie left. Artie was good at best.

I agree with all your Howard critiques, but I would still listen to him over any radio show.

Jim and Sam are kinda meh. Both Jim and Sam were really only funny on O&A. Same way Jackie and Fred would only really be funny on Howard.

>Was I just too young (born in 86) or was Stern mostly just an East Coast thing?
You weren't too young, you're just a millenial faggot.
>Never got into it, and the classic shit that gets posted on here is mostly pretty fucking boring.
Again, millennial faggot.

real?

>but I've never found Howard funny
It's called "The Howard Stern Show", which means Howard, his on air staff, wack pack, etc. If you can't find anything funny with Beetlejuice, Eric the Midget, Homeless games, ripping on Fred, Jackie, Robin, Gary, Artie, Scott, JD, or Ronnie, you have have a real fucking deficiency.

Stop being such a fucking pussy. It was funny. Beet got to promote his appearances and make more in a night than you make in a month.

>like the show and listen to it on my mornings when I go into classes
>have a laugh at the prank calls and whenever Sour, Bobo, or High Pitch call in
>get really irritated when Ronnie takes up like all my commute time, Shuli comes in and starts making bad Tan Mom impressions for the whole ride, or everyone's talking Game of Thrones which I don't watch
>overall like the show, besides some little hiccups now and then
>read an article where Artie cited Jimmy Kimmel as the reason the show's gone down the tubes
>didn't think much of it at first, figured it was just Artie being bitter
>turn on the show one morning
>Howard's talking about GoT again and it quickly segways into a long conversation about Jimmy betting on Dancing With the Stars
>now I can't get the doubt out of my head and that hour-long drive to Newark becomes less fun again
How do I make these thoughts go away?
I legitimately miss Jay Thomas even the far left liberal he was, always made my Fridays after the gym so full of laughter, and I liked the "audio of video" segments. Literally why couldn't it have been Shuli instead?

>Ice Poseidon in 2017
He doesn't even do shit anymore, or give a shit about his viewers. Anyone who watches him is a cuck

She may be 19 and had done porn, but she was also still just a kid. Those faggots were faggots for acting that way.

>m'lady

Who /danielcarver/ here?