/std/ - Star Trek Discovery

episode 1 live thread

>LGTSS


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

POST INITIAL THOUGHTS

IT'S MEH
ON PAR WITH ORVILLE

who the fuck watches scorpion?

Threadly reminder The Orville is superior

GARBO SERIES 4 GARBO PEOPLE

who /hustlers/ here?

So since TPB is a honeypot and KAT is ded, where can I safely steal this?

Rank them.

CBS has shit programming

WE NEED MORE COMMERCIALS

>cable went out right before the show started
>had it recording on my DVR
>DVR didn't record the portion of the show that the cable went out on
>first 30 minutes are gone

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE KLINGON

The WWE wrestling hashtag is beating your dumb show, you fags.

tall ayylien man is the only character I like so far

Admiral Trump BTFO

More pointless action trash that completely missed the point. It's literally JJverse the TV show.

the ads have been more entertaining than the actual show

never thought id say that

am i the only girl here?

Leave, Seth. You love use to love this franchise

This is bad. The camera direction is terrible.

I've got episode 2 on right now and all I can say is it doesn't feel like star trek. #1 acts like an idiot, and the captain seems to take a back seat to her decisions.

>inb4, during and after "Orville is better" posts

Young Sheldon will be better than this.

i'm wearing my starfleet uniform.....and fapping

What? Did anyone else just have their cable shit out and go to a black screen?
Now it just cut back to the show mid sentence. Fucking CBS

desu this is funnier then the Orville

"literal perfection" Chuck > Jaye > George > Freddie > Mi "hey, I killed that klingon dead, yo" chael

It's been fucking amazing so far

butthurt trolls who decided the show was bad months ago because youtubers told them so

>that perfect Starfleet insignia in the sandstorm
>that daft punk robot
>meet Klingon
>kill klingon
>waiting for heavy-accent captain to die

Also
>45 degree angle cameras
>lens flare everywhere

>white klingon

Hmmm

>It's been fucking amazing so far

You have some really low standards, seriously.

Go watch GoT edgelord.

Finally normie

Remember the 90's? Remember extreeeme Dutch angles?

will I eventually have to be able to tell these KLANGon characters apart?
I hope not

more like Koq amirite

As a guy who recently got into Trek, can I just say that I find Klingon speech absolutely annoying and that full scenes of them speaking is nightmare to me?
thanks

Good god I hate this bitch.

Am I the only white male here?

This show sucks ass you fucking cucks go fuck yourself

Lord fucking christ! The only WHITE klingon is the new villain.

cutting your own cock off doesnt count

No, I don't. I was a kid back then and I read books, not watched TV.

white people were a mistake

The captain is pretty much the XO's bitch?

White Klingon is literally Trump

Because they're speaking it like retards. Normally, Klingon is spoken like a real language, not in short syllables.

Jesus, this is way too edgy.

This Klingon nigga got a tutu on

ON RARBG WHEN

Yeah, get used to it whitey. Your kind'll be the minority once we get done converting your women.

These Klingons look like ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

first for the superior show

>there exists one Klingon, ancient and feared, who is more evil than any other Klingon in the universe

>he's also white
lmfao is this really happening

why is prometheus a klingon?

yeah they're totally fucking up the klingons and i don't know why

Remember when you were saying they're too black?

I literally want to kill myself. This is awful.

i think the camera crew was paid in booze

What video game are they showing scenes from?

They're both equally shit for entirely separate reasons.

Okay, real talk, fucking seriously.
Is this on the JJ reboot reality?
Cause I can roll with it if it is. Did they get Chris Pine to cameo at the end?

AROUND BLACKS

NEVER RELAX

FUCKING GAY BULLSHIT. HUMANS DON'T GET TO DO VULCAN NECK PINCHES.


MOTHERFUCKING MARY SUE BITCH

>commander there is something I like to show you
Me too. She black chocolate

>you fucking cucks

aaaaaand there it is, agenda revealed

the show is great

Wait if she is the villain this show might actually be pretty neat.

U GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONES THAT DONT LIKE THIS SHOW. LOOK AT OTHER LIVE CHATS TO GET SOME PERSPECTIVE.

Vagina face has the right idea

AN ENTIRE RACE OF PROUD BETAS

Nah, the white guy is just his St. Peter. The black guy is Jesus.

wow a white male

Rock yourself my dude

Star Trek MMORPG

Nope. Prime universe, not JJverse.

How bout no, fuck off.

> hiring a captain that people hardly understand

why?

Spotted the Jew!

>this Battlefield Earth cinematography

WHY
H
Y

I bet in episode 2 that white Klingon tries to put a wall around federation space

>It's a Sup Forums being wrong again episode

A white male arguing about race and culture

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

Where the fuck is a link to watch this?

>ancient klingons

oh god

THE ADMIRAL IS A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

and I'm out

>It would be unwise to confuse culture and race

SJWS ETERNALLY BTFO

at least it isn't another monochrome species

>to confuse race and culture
OH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SJW: the show

>DID YOU JUST CORRELATE RACE WITH CULTURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can we have one level camera angle? Just one?

Where da torrent at

>this dialogue

>Blue and gold
>Blue and gold
>Blue and gold

More like your agenda is you are a dumb fuck liberal blindly enjoying this garbage. Don't worry your new propaganda show won't make a second season : )