Gondor calls for economic aid!

>Gondor calls for economic aid!

>And Rohan will answer, within 28 days, subject to any preexisting business arrangements. Summon the actuarial assistants!

What was Sauron's tax policy?

>The Acquisition of Helms Deep is over
>The Merger of Middle-Earth® is about to begin

Is a taxposting back on the menu boys?

>I will start it! I will start a business in Mordor. Although, I do not know how...
>I will help you bear this business, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear.
>If by profit or liquidation, I can protect you, I will. You have my board.
>And you have my cash flow.
>And my tax!

>BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR THE IRS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU!

What taxes did they have in the Shire? Who was their king?

The shire was a tax haven

It's like in the Great Recession Mr. Frodo, the one that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger it was. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end.. because how can the end bring economic growth? How could the world go back to so much unemployment after so much economy recovery policy?

But there's some good fiscal policy in this world... and it's worth fighting for!

I just want a regular LotR thread.

>So much debt...what can men do against such reckless rates?

They have a cave toll

Why was Smaug such a retard? Why the fuck didn't he invest his literal mountain of gold in anything?

xd what is this mene

>LET THE LARD OF THE BLACKED LAND COME FORTH
umm, what

...

>Yessssssss, my taxesssssssz

>A VAT is a dangerous tool, Saruman.

The gold was the investment, idiot.

You should blame his accountant

>hahahaha the bankers answer to no one
>they will answer to the Chairman of the Federal Reserve

>not Lord of the Back Payment land

Did you even watch this film

> Home is behind. The mortgage ahead. And there are many debts to shed.
> Thru billings to the edge of night. Until the profits are all alight.
> Bills and budgets, charges and cheques. All shall be paid. All shall be paid.

>I would've invested in your company. To the very end of the Fed.
>I know. Look after the other portfolios. Especially Sam's. He didn't pass his CFA.

Sure the destruction of Minas Tirith was a human and cultural tragedy.

But think of the economic stimulus from rebuilding!

>Fool of a Took! Short yourself next time and rid us of your non-liquid assets!

gold only increases in value you clown, and dont talk to me about paper gold, that's just a scam, unless you have it in your hands it's not real.

>gold only increases in value you clown

*conquers america*

>and up, up, up the interest rates go

This shit is in the running for most unfunny forced meme of the last couple of years, but its getting stiff competition from Sneedposting.

George? Is that you?

Somebody get this auditor outta here.

YOU
SHALL NOT
CHARGE WITH UNREASONABLE RATES OF INTEREST!

t. chuck

>evade, you fools

He was very risk averse.

The best one yet.

AND INSTEAD OF THOUSANDS OF LOOPHOLES THERE WILL BE ONE FLAT TAX

>not file, you fools

Nigga please

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DEFAULT

The age of memes is ended, the era of reddit has come

...

>not back on the audit
ONE JOB

George RR Martin's critique on the Lord of the Rings is that it is not multi faceted and lacks depth. For example, he is famous for saying what was Aragorn's tax policy once be became king? We saw Aragon win the throne but we never saw how he ruled from the throne.

the meme quality is indeed going down

I suggest a new tax

...

asshats still use reddit?

I thought meme spouting normalfags moved on to tumblr and pinterest

"Do not audit him! He will not be charged on these findings. Far off yet is his fall, and not by the hand of penalties shall he default."

>Loan me.
>... what?
>I cannot raise the capital, you'll have to loan me!
>*shifts assets*
>Uh... don't tell the (((Elf))).
>Not a word.

Take from the whites like every other gommie.

Anyone think the scouring of the Shire was taken out of the film because it's clearly critical of socialism/communism?

A red sun rises...the fed has hiked rates again.

why didn't frodo rent out bag end while he was gone for 3 years instead of letting lobellia squat in it?

I do not fear debt

Bilbo was clearly the money hungry jew of the family.

I thought he was on the journey for like a year

> Invest, you fools

>first movie comes out 2001
>second one 2002
>third one 2003

it was clearly 3 years

>File it under expenditures, Isildur! Deduct it!
>.....No.
>Isildur!!!!

nice

I dabbled in reddit for a while, mainly for VR discussion, and couldn't stomach it. I lost count the number of times people would title a thread "So, I just (watched/read/played)(some new movie/tv show/book/video game) and just...wow."

I have come to hate the term "Just...wow", and wish horrible things upon those who use it.

this is easily Sup Forums's best meme. why can't you faggots do more shit like this

I will never not love this meme, because ultimately it's taking the shit out of GRRM, who deserves to have shit taken out of him cause he's an overrated hack who has no understanding of fantasy or literature.

A+

>You fool! No man can force me to pay taxes
>I'm no man

God I love these threads.

>Invincible undead ghost army
>Throws them away for no reason

But what was Aragorns tax policy? How did he fund his genocide of the orks?

The thing about "Just wow" is it only works if you've already established a reputation for yourself as being eloquent. A seasoned critic saying something like that could be indicating that he's so blown away by what he's seen that he's at a loss for words. A redditor saying it sounds like a bearded, pajama wearing cunt who's desperately trying to sound like one of those reviewers.

>Eagles pick up Bilbo, Gandalf, and the dwarves
>Drop them off on top of some super steep rock formation, of which there's no clear way to climb down, instead of just flying them a few more miles to the mountain that they're trying to get to

Eagles are dicks, man.

Probably too hot for their wings man.

>plays goodbye horses

this is silence of the lambs right?

NOBODY TAXES A DWARF

Underrated.

A+

>not "No man can bill me"

GOAT

you fucking bastard

> Why not use this 'Sub-Prime Mortgage'? Long has my father, the Treasurer of Gondor kept the financiers of Mordor at bay. By the taxes of our people are your accounts kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy, let us use it against him!
> You cannot wield it! None of us can! The One Loan answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.

>share the loan

This was a meme before taxposting.

kek'd and check'd.

> One does not simply voluntarily repossess their mortgage to Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just bank tellers. There is evil that does not sleep and Great Nose is inscrutable.

Lmao best thread in the longest time

fuck, im crying

Standard Deduction for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Severance Pay for Mortal Men doomed to die,
Rebate for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Markets lie.
One Tax to rule them all, One Audit to find them,
One Levy to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

>They took the little investors!

Grrm is a hack and Got is dog vomit

Best ones.

CERTAINTY OF DEBTS

SMALL CHANCE OF ACQUISITION

WHAT ARE WE RATING FOR?

DEBT

>My father is a noble banker, but his administration is failing, and our clients lose faith. He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor's Bank restored. Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Building of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of steel and concrete, its banners caught high in the avenue breeze. Have you ever been called to work by the clear ringing of digital trumpets?
>I worked in the White Building, long ago.
>One day, our paths will lead us there. And the entrance guard shall take up the call: "The Presidents of Gondor' Bank have returned."

>back on the audit
>not back on the balance sheet

>The age of quantitive easing is over!

underrated

>File, Shadowtax, show them the meaning of rebates.

LotR tax policy is one of the few good examples of quality OC left on Sup Forums.

TAX-AT-ION
Fax 'em, file 'em, pay 'em when they're due

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