Over 1 billion at the box office on an 80m budget

>over 1 billion at the box office on an 80m budget
We're fucked, aren't we?

in what way?

And it was a genuinely awful movie. The first one had charm and didn't overly rely on minions.

I liked it well enough.

>minions.
god when will these things die
my own fucking wife can't get enough of them

scamming kids has always been a big business.

>studios business model is to make the most profit possible with the least expenses possible
>first one had charm

>mfw anytime I have to buy a toy for nephews
Those fucking margins on fucking plastic shit

>my own fucking wife
>wife

>wife
Either hook me up with a gf or leave and never come back

really?
is marriage that threatening to your basement lives?

>>mfw anytime I have to buy a toy for nephews
>have to buy a toy
>have to
they arent getting shit from me.

Put the gf in the bag and no one gets hurt.
Don't be a hero

yes
i can't even get a gf let alone a wife

>is marriage that threatening to your basement lives?
Well, yeah. Obviously.

>I'M FORCED TO WATCH MOVIES I DON'T LIKE

THE MINIONS ARE SO FUNNY AND RANDOM HAHAHAHAHAHAH

why would you buy toys for his nephews?

People actually cared about this fucking movie?

>wife

Get out of here old man, what the fuck

>over 9000 at the dubs office on a mindless shitpost

CGI is the future anyway.
The sooner they get rid of the braindead Hollywood stars the better.

TWO LIL SCOOPS?

WHO'S TAKING THE PHOTO?

TRUMPS FUCK AND SUCK

Oh don't get me wrong, I understand what they are doing, but you would hope that the writers would have a little pride in their work.

you better kill that cunt

Them some mighty fine 9's you get there, partna!

Wear a minion suit and give her the banana

No one cares about dubs anymore.

>not liking Minions
state of you pathetic teenagers. go wank off to the next pixar bollocks trying to be clever

...

RIP piano man

>liking things
Absolutely pathetic

Are you literally me? My wife loves those fucking things. She walks around the house talking in that dumb fucking minion voice all the time, she made us paint our bedroom walls with giant minions. The things look at me while I sleep and its actually starting to wear on my sanity as this point.

>being this fucking cucked
why are retards still getting married in the year 2017?

>Sperging at married man
>mfw divorced for 6 years after an 8 year marriage

fuck you for replying to me saying this shit. I married her because I love her you jackass. It gives us both financial stability. Were both happy and comfortable with each other, I even offered to have a vasectomy so only Leroy could impregnate her. so Fuck off.

it is staring at you, for a nominal fee I'll exorcise your house

Nick think they slick, he dabbin!

checked
very nice

You had me there for a second

I get some serious Jack and Jill vibes from this....